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The new guy. Everyone calls me dork drok dkor. Unofficial Nick name. Real name is Mike

My age is not 30

Hi, I am Jack of most things

Had brain surgery but I am better at the computer and guitar since.

Favourite game: What ever my brother in law has on his computer or 5 or more angry drunken dwarfs etc you get the idea.

Favourite OS: Ubuntu

Favourite console: Wii

Nationality: American

Sex: Male

Age:not 30 I'm really 29...

Race: White

Build: Hacker/dork musician computer guy beer/wine guy. Fisherman. X-gym member Hence the line6 pod and fender strat and tele at my computer desk.

Favourite movie: Snatch

Favourite TV Show:

Favourite animated sitcom: Family guy

Other hobbies: Fishing guitar Humour enough to get me in trouble bad at the gimp. Avoiding family drama Ebay

Transportation: Nissan Sentra and anyone who will give me rides my family shares cars. Buying a bicycle.

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Hi my name is Kris

Favorite game: Minecraft

Favorite OS: Ubuntu 11.10

Favorite console: PSOne

Nationality: US

Accent: Not that I know of

Sex: Male

Age: 20

Race: White American

Height: 6'0"

Status: In a serious relationship

Favorite band: Five Finger Death Punch

Favorite book: Little Brother

Favorite author: Cory Doctorow

Favorite movie: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

Favorite TV Show: Ax Men

Favorite actor: Robert Downey Jr.

Favorite actress: Natalie Portman

Favorite Pinup: Maria Brink

Favorite Comedian: Enrique Iglesias

Other hobbies: Snowshoeing, Forestry, Canoeing

Car: 2004 Dodge Neon

Occupation: Student

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My name is David

Favourite game: Not a gamer

Favourite OS: Opensuse

Favourite console: N/A

Nationality: US

Accent: None

Sex: Male

Age: 28

Race: White

Height: N/A

Status: Married

Build: Can't complain

Favourite band: Country, hard to choose just one.

Favourite book: Not a big reader

Favourite author: N/A

Favourite movie: Fast Five

Favourite director: I guess the director of Fast Five

Favourite TV Show: ?

Favourite actor: Sylvester Stallone

Favourite actress: Scarlett Johansson

Favourite Pinup: ?

Favourite Comedian: ?

Other hobbies: Building Cars

Car: 1973 Dodge Challenger

Occupation: USMC

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My name is Tom aka TomCat.

I'm a jack of all trades and master of none. Discovered the show back in '10 when I cut the cord (cable tv) and installed Boxee; have been lurking ever since.

Favourite game: Blackjack

Favourite OS: linux

Favourite console: bash

Nationality: US

Accent: American

Sex: Male

Age: > 45 Might even be the oldest one here

Race: White American

Height: 5,10

Status: I have a better half 'n she's better than me

Build: regular

Favourite band: CCR

Favourite book: Medusa

Favourite author: Clive Cussler

Favourite movie: Safe House

Favourite director: Cameron

Favourite TV Show: LOST

Favourite actor: Nicholson

Favourite actress: too many to choose from

Favourite Pinup: Monroe

Favourite Comedian: Carlin was a genious

Other hobbies: Photography, Hiking, Camping, Carpentry

Car: '07 Escape (1 more payment!)

Occupation: Developmental Software Test Engineer/Computer Scientist

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Stumbled upon Hak5 via IMS on my networked media player in Autumn 2011, and caught the bug from there. Bought my first Pineapple (MK3) last December, decided to do the CEH (in Delhi, way cheaper) resulting in my wife thinking I'm getting even geekier - oh well <_<

Favourite game: Quake 3

Favourite OS: Linux

Favourite console: bash

Nationality: English

Accent: London

Sex: Male

Age: 49

Race: White, English

Height: 6' 2"

Status: Married to a New York lawyer

Build: Big n tall

Favourite band: The Fall

Favourite book: The Emporer's New Mind

Favourite author: Ursula K Le Guin

Favourite movie: Dead Ringers

Favourite director: Cronenberg

Favourite TV Show: The Big Bang Theory

Favourite actor: De Niro

Favourite actress: Eva Mendes

Favourite Pinup: Bettie Paige

Favourite Comedian: Tommy Cooper

Other hobbies: Electronics, Beer

Car: Ford Probe 24V 2.5L

Occupation: Electronics Engineer

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My name is Dave aka The_raver

Favourite game: Counterstrike

Favourite OS: linux

Favourite console: N/A

Nationality: British

Accent: Herefordian

Sex: Male

Age: Too old

Race: White

Height: Not tall enough

Status: Changes daily

Build: Its all insulation

Favourite band: Fatboy Slim

Favourite book: Not a Penny more not a penny less

Favourite author: there is a few

Favourite movie: Avatar

Favourite TV Show: Quantum Leap

Favourite actress: Natalie Portman

Favourite Pinup: Natalie Portman

Favourite Comedian: Billy Connerly

Other hobbies: Anything to do with computers.... :)

Car: vauxhall Corsa 1.4

Occupation: Littlest Hobo :) or website assistant

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New here. Hi.

I will probably be posting my python projects here eventually. Only been programming python for a week so they are not exactly great yet.

Favourite game: Changes all the time

Favourite OS: linux

Favourite console: N64

Nationality: MERICAN

Accent: None ;)

Sex: Male

Age: 20s

Race: White

Height: 5'11

Status: Playa

Build: Present

Favourite band: Too many

Favourite book: Again... too many.

Favourite author: Impossible question.

Favourite movie: Bourne series

Favourite TV Show: Big Bang Theory

Favourite actress: Natalie Portman

Favourite Pinup: Natalie Portman

Favourite Comedian: Daniel Tosh

Other hobbies: Cars Computers Girls

Car: Miata & MR2

Occupation: Kill bad guys.

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Greetings, I am Patrick.

Favourite game: Goldeneye / Final Fantasy

Favourite OS: DOS

Favourite console: Anything with Playstation controller layout :unsure:

Nationality: Earthling

Accent: Canadian

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown

Race: Human

Height: Average

Status: Single

Build: Stable

Favourite band: System of a Down

Favourite book: Dictionary

Favourite author: Jim Morrison

Favourite movie: Brave New World (1980)

Favourite director: Stanley Kubrick

Favourite TV Show: South Park

Favourite actor: Charlton Heston

Favourite actress: Jodelle Ferland

Favourite Pinup: Betty Page

Favourite Comedian: Bill Hicks

Other hobbies: Eating, Sleeping, Drinking, Smoking,

Car: Sunfire GT

Occupation: Regional Administrative Officer, will work for food.

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Favourite game: None

Favourite OS: I love 'em all

Favourite console: Xbox 360

Nationality: Canadian

Accent: Quebecois

Sex: Male

Age: n/a

Race: White American

Height: n/a

Status: Active?

Build: n/a

Favourite band: Black Flag

Favourite book: Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus

Favourite author: Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Favourite movie: Blade Runner

Favourite director: n/a

Favourite TV Show: n/a

Favourite actor: n/a

Favourite actress: n/a

Favourite Pinup: n/a

Favourite Comedian: Louis CK

Other hobbies: n/a

Occupation: Systems Administrator

(3 years later I finally did it)

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Shaan, urf - <s>~root@ck~</s>

HERE I GO......

  • Favorite game: Football, Swimming & Computer Games....(mostly War classic)
  • Favorite OS: Windows (server 2003, XP, 7), but now learning Hands-on RedHat Linux
  • Favorite console: None(Dont Like it)
  • Nationality: Indian
  • Height : 6'3 inch
  • Sex: Male
  • Birth date: October 25,1991
  • Marital Status: Single
  • Build: Slim & Fit...(coz football player lol)
  • Favorite band: Linkin Park, Enrique, Kate Perry, ....(and others - depends upon Songs...)
  • Favorite Book: Computer Tech related Books (Except my Course books- i hate that)...
  • Favorite Author: ----
  • Favorite Movie: ALL Movies.....(Mostly Thriller, Techie type)
  • Favorite TV Show: Prison Break, How I Met Your Mother,Lost ,obvious Hack5...
  • Favorite Comedian: Mr. Bean & Tom & Jerry(actor)
  • Other hobbies: PC Games, Study Computer Realted Articles, Movies (as much as i can)...
  • Car: Valkswagen (Beetle)
  • Occupation: Engineering Student of Final Year (Information Technology)

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Cy aka Cy-Fi

Favourite game: console Devil May Cry; PC Portal/Portal 2

Favourite OS: Chrome

Favourite console: PS2

Nationality: USA

Accent: Mixed/Changes as I travel. I'm kind of an accent slut, I pick up the mannerisms of the places I visit rather easily.

Sex: Female

Age: 30

Race: White

Height: 5'5"

Status: Engaged

Build: thin/athletic

Music: Christian Death (Rozz Williams), Razed In Black, Infected Mushroom, Dark Nebula

Movie: The Last Unicorn

TV Show: Breaking Bad

Pinup: myself

Other hobbies: Djing, Modeling, Radio Shows: (Monsters & More Radio, Chat Sci-Fi),

Car: Who needs a car when you have Ruby Slippers?

Occupation: Owner of Black Hearts Clothing & organizer of Black Hearts Modeling


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Greetings, I am Tom a.k.a. "Tom"

Favourite game: Sudoku

Favourite OS: DOS

Favourite console: Keyboard

Nationality: American

Accent: Midwesterners don't have accents!

Sex: Male

Age: Old

Race: I use to when I was a kid, not so much any more.

Height: 5ft. 10 in.

Status: Married

Build: 2 houses, several decks, and a garden shed so far

Favourite band: Paul Whiteman

Favourite book: "Crime and Punishment"

Favourite author: James Patterson

Favourite movie: Sherlock Holmes (2010)

Favourite director: Alfred Hitchcok

Favourite TV Show: Person of Interest and NCIS

Favourite actor: Clayton Moore

Favourite actress: Marilyn Monroe

Favourite Pinup: ???

Favourite Comedian: George Carlin

Other hobbies: Single malts (highland), Cigars and my computers

Car: Cadillac DeVille

Occupation: Retired computer engineer

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Hey HAK.5'ers! Been watching the show for a while now, not sure why it has taken so long for me to join the forum :)

Favourite game: COD4 "The one that started it all!"

Favourite OS: Windows7 or Linux (Arch)

Favourite console: PS3 or XBox 360

Nationality: South African/British

Accent: Err South African

Sex: Male

Age: 22

Race: White

Height: 5ft. 10 in. I think...

Status: Single

Build: ahh slim?

Favourite band: Rise Against

Favourite book: Rainbow Six

Favourite author: Tom Clancy

Favourite movie: Original Mission Impossible

Favourite director: Ridley Scott/Steven Spielberg

Favourite TV Show: How I Met Your Mother

Favourite actor: Matt Damon

Favourite actress: Kate Beckinsale

Favourite Pinup: Tanit Phoenix - Home Grown from the RSA!

Favourite Comedian: Russle Howard

Other hobbies: Soccer, Computers, Gaming, Hacking.

Car: Mclaren MP4-12C, I own a Ford Fiesta Titanium 1.6 3Dr in white :D

Occupation: Network Engineer

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My name is Jerome aka Sulumar

Favourite game: Skyrim for instance

Favourite OS: no favs there Using Ubuntu atm

Favourite console: none

Nationality: Belgian

Accent: German

Sex: Male

Age: undefined

Race: White European

Status: engaged

Build: could be better

Favourite band: Xandria

Favourite book: Little Brother

Favourite movie: Matrix 1

Other hobbies:Photography,Singing, Pwning Noobs

Car: none

Occupation: Software Support Agent (Hotline)

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My name is Erlingur

Favorite games : LOL & Killing Floor

Favorite OS : No favorites, use Win7 on my main machine, been tampering with various versions of *buntu for a few weeks

Favorite console : none

Nationality : Icelandic

Accent : Don't know

Sex : Male

Age : Old enough

Other hobbies : Playing the Bass, Riding my bike

Car : None, just my Kawasaki ER6n

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Hi, names Jayson aka Jacen. Why you ask? Star Wars :D

Favourite game: Final fantasy X

Nationality: US

Sex: Male

Favourite band: The Offspring

Favourite book: Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy

Favourite movie: Usual Suspects

Hobbies:books, camping, gaming, and programming

Occupation:Primary-Student at the moment; Secondary-Whatever I can find

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hey im xero,

im a web application developer by trade.

being a web dev security is always something

i have to keep up with. hak5 is a great show

that overviews new techniques (which i then

google and learn all about). just wanted to

introduce myself (and get a 1st post!) and

thank the hak5 staff for the great work!

keep it up!

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Favourite game: 3D shooters, RTS

Favourite OS: None but use OSX, Win7, Ubuntu 12.04

Favourite console: None

Nationality: American

Accent: English (sort of)

Sex: Male

Race: American

Height: Average

Build: Unimpressive

Favourite band: Anything but polka and opera.

Favourite book: Art of War

Favourite author: None

Favourite movie: Enemy of the State

Favourite director: None

Favourite TV Show: None

Favourite actor: None

Favourite actress: None

Favourite Pinup: None

Favourite Comedian: None

Other hobbies: Running, Mountain biking, diving, climbing and shooting (range/ clay pigeon).

Car: '69 Camaro SS, '93 RX7, '00 NSX

Occupation: Project Mgr.

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Hello, I'm n0vember.

Favourite game: Currently playing Super Monday Night Combat.

Favourite OS: Windows on my desktop, Arch Linux on my notebook.

Favourite console: The PC. :D

Nationality: United States

Accent: Varies

Sex: Male


Race: White (why the hell should that even matter?)

Height: 5 ft. 8

Status: Dating an anime fan

Build: Thin

Favourite band: Rock, hip-hop and electro. No American Top 40!

Favourite book: Anything I can learn from.

Favourite author: NA

Favourite movie: Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim, and every future Egdar Wright film.

Favourite director: Egdar Wright

Favourite TV Show: Don't watch much TV, so NA.

Favourite actor: Simon Pegg

Favourite actress: Can't think of one off the top of my head....

Favourite Pinup: Prints of my girlfriend's artwork.

Favourite Comedian: Jon Stewart (TV satirist that makes sense to me), and Stephen Colbert (who will 'feel the news at you').

Other hobbies: Gaming, PC modding, other stuff.

Car: 1999 Mazda Protege

Occupation: Student

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