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My name is KJ aka BlkMtlHkr

Favorite game: Duck Hunt

Favorite OS: OS X

Favorite console: NES

Nationality: US

Accent: Maineah

Sex: Male

Age: 23

Race: White American

Height: 6'5"

Status: Unknown

Build: Where geeks who cares

Favorite band: dont have one

Favorite book: Earthbound Series

Favorite author: none

Favorite movie: anything Sci-Fi

Favorite director: none

Favorite TV Show: Hak5 and Systm

Favorite actor: none

Favorite actress: Anna Paquin

Favorite Pinup: None

Favorite Comedian: None

Other hobbies: Hardware hacking, car hacks, vehicle restoration, minor programming, beta testing, computer-car integration, machining, and anything that i find interesting.(jack of all trades master of none)

Car: 1986 Ford Bronco II, 1999 Kia Sephia

Occupation: PT-Local Computer Tech. business owner, and Custodian

Side note: Die hard Hak5 fan since 2005, just fixed my Zune and trying to catch up on all the new episodes.

Still have all the episodes stored on multiple hard drives and my media server.

Sorry Matt but i have to agree with Darren OpenSource Rules!!!!

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My name is Cliff Byrd a.k.a. spAceAce

Favourite game: Any CoD

Favourite OS: Window 7 (but I want to get back into Linux)

Favourite console: Xbox FTW

Nationality: American

Accent: Pretty generic

Sex: Male

Age: 20

Race: White

Height: 6'1"

Status: Eh?

Build: Little big

Favourite band: Primus

Favourite book: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series

Favourite author: Don't really have one

Favourite movie: Bullitt/Step Brothers

Favourite director: Q. Tarantino

Favourite TV Show: Family Guy/NCIS

Favourite actor: Bruce Campbell

Favourite actress: Natalie Portman

Favourite Pinup: Marilyn Monroe

Favourite Comedian: Jeff Dunham/Pablo Francisco

Other hobbies: Cars (American Muscle)

Car: 2000 Ford Escort ZX2 (a.k.a. the Deathscort)

Occupation: Shift Manager of a Skyline Chili

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Hi I'm Alex Bawell a.k.a. sai10r@leX

Favourite game: Texas Hold'Em Poker

Favourite OS: MS ISA

Favourite console: Wii

Nationality: German-American

Accent: ekscuhse mi mein Herr, guck mal der Schmetterling!

Sex: Male

Age: 28

Race: White

Height: 6'2"

Status: Married

Build: Athletic

Favourite band: NOFX

Favourite book: Michael Ende's Neverending Story

Favourite author: Howard Zinn

Favourite movie: Clerks

Favourite director: Kevin Smith

Favourite TV Show: Hak5

Favourite actor: Robin Williams

Favourite actress: Zooey Deschanel

Favourite Pinup: Dita

Favourite Comedian: Demetri Martin

Other hobbies: Sailing

Car: Ford Ranger

Occupation: IT Support Specialist / Adjunct Instructor


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i joined the other day. hello.

currently living in oxford with my girlfriend and working from home for a data management and software department. i like messing with tangible objects, making noise boxes, circuit bending and whatnot, and im also into wireless stuff. the jasager is just a perfect little idea that combines my two hacking sides ^_^

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Hi, my name is Nebojsa aka Naruto, aka BizaRRe, I'v found the show resently and I became a big fann!! :D

Favourite game: Fallout, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2

Favourite OS: Ubuntu

Favourite console:none

Nationality: Serbian

Sex: Male


Status: Single

Favourite band: Iron Maiden

Favourite book: The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

Favourite movie: Gone in 60'

Favourite director: Quentin Tarantino

Favourite Comedian: Jim Carrey

Other hobbies: Tuning, Anime, Mangas, and photography

Car: Fiat Grande Punto

Occupation: Student (used to work in a computer shop and as tech support, also as a barmen :D )

PS: Sorry for my bed spelling

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H! all, my name's d4ud1 and am an information addict...

Favourite OS(es): BackTrack 4/ Window 7/ Ubuntu

Favourite console: Xbox

Nationality: Kenyan

Accent: Kenyan

Sex: Male

Age: 27

Race: Black African

Height: 5' 8''

Status: Girlfriend

Favourite band: Too many to list

Favourite book: Sprach Also Zarathusra

Favourite author: Nietzsche/ Kierkegaard/ Sartre/ Camus/ etc

Favourite movie:Metropolis/ M/ Key Largo/ (you get the drift, I love old movies)

Favourite director: None

Favourite TV Show: The Real Hustle/ Friday Night With Jonathan 'W'oss

Favourite actor: James Cagney/ Marlon Brando

Favourite actress: Zoe Seldana, Megan Fox, Lauren Bacall

Favourite Comedian: Ricky Gervais/ Dave Chappelle

Other Hobbies: My pyramid of Ps : Philosophy, Programing, Playing and Producing music

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Name is Dan, but what if I really was urMom here to track all the deviant shit you do online? What would you do then, huh? :)

Can't claim to be an uber-hacker, but I know my way around a computer and want to go to defcon for the first time in my life. If anyone will be there, lemme know!

Favorite game: GTA I guess

Favorite OS: Whatever makes me money

Favorite console: Not much of a gamer

Nationality: USA

Sex: Please

Age: 30

Race: White Boy

Height: 6'3"

Build: Athletic

Status: Bitter

Favorite band: Slipknot

Favorite book: The Time Ships (sequel to HG Wells' The Time Traveller)

Favorite author: Author C Clarke

Favorite movie: Dark City

Favorite TV Show: Newshour w/ Jim Lehrer

Favorite actor: Celebrity worship sucks

Favorite Comedian: George Carlin

Other hobbies: Gym, Going to school, Travel, Investments, Facebook, Martial Arts

Car: 2000 Chevy

Occupation: Performance Tester

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Hello, my name is Jason aka gaud (pronounced god).

Favorite game: Diablo 2

Favorite OS: XP

Favorite console: Playstation w/ FF7

Nationality: American

Accent: English

Sex: Male

Age: 26

Race: White

Height: 6

Build: Slender

Favorite band: TOOL

Favorite book: Ender's Game

Favorite movie: Independence Day

Favorite director: Joss Whedon

Favorite TV Show: Firefly

Favorite actor: Will Smith

Favorite actress: Jennifer Garner

Favorite Pinup: Summer Glau

Favorite Comedian: Tim Minchin

Other hobbies: Martial Arts, running, shooting, Magic the Gathering.

Car: '09 Toyota Corolla

Occupation: Systems Administrator

Long time lurker, first time poster.

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Favorite game: FFVII or Star Ocean 2

Favorite OS: I'd love to say ubuntu but I don't have a ubuntu box up and running right now...

Favorite console: N/A

Nationality: US

Accent: Not sure...

Sex: Male

Age: 22

Race: white

Height: really... lots of odd questions

Status: I mean come on...

Build: ...

Favorite band: RHCP or I Fight Dragons

Favorite book: This is a tough one... I'd say the Geek Mafia Series is freaking awesome, but I like these two I'm reading now, The Electric Church and Dameon (both fiction books.)

Favorite author: R.A. Salvatore (Dritzz Series Creator)

Favorite movie: Thank You For Smoking

Favorite director: Don't think I've got one

Favorite TV Show: Chuck/House/NCIS

Favorite actor:

Favorite actress:

Favorite Pinup:

Favoritism Comedian:

Other hobbies: Attempting to play guitar, Astronomy, Astrophotography, Reading,

Car: 02 PT Cruiser

Occupation: Student/Tax adviser (H&R Block)/Pizza Maker and manager

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Favorite game: Cod : mw2

Favorite OS: windows vista/7 linux ubuntu gentoo and fedora

Favorite console: xbox 360

Nationality: americana

Accent: umm utah

Sex: male

Age: 19

Race: white

Height: 5 10

Status: friends w/ benifits

Favorite band:guns and roses

Favorite book: david barry slept here

Favorite author: na

Favorite movie: inglorious bastards

Favorite director: dunno

Favorite TV Show: south park

Favorite actor: dunno

Favorite actress:dunno

Favorite Pinup: megan fox

Favoritism Comedian: gabrial iglasies

Other hobbies: racing downhill bikes motocross computers photoshop

Car: 09 peace of shit

Occupation: sittin on the couch

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Favorite game: super mario bross

Favorite OS: ubuntu and windows xp

Favorite console: nintendo

Nationality: ?

Accent: asia

Sex: male

Age: 26

Race: white

Height: 5 10

Status: available

Favorite band:deftones, queens of the stone ages

Favorite book: introduction to calculus

Favorite author: na

Favorite movie: matrix

Favorite director: n/a

Favorite TV Show: david letterman,channel V, mtv, revision3.hak5.org

Favorite actor: i dont know

Favorite actress: i dont know

Favorite Pinup: i dont know

Favoritism Comedian: i dont know

Other hobbies: lurking

Car: i own motorbike for now

Occupation: student

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Favorite game: Day of Defeat

Favorite OS: Win7 / Ubuntu

Favorite console: PS3

Nationality: Finnish

Accent: Jibberish

Sex: Male

Age: 20

Race: white

Height: 5.6

Build: Somewhat athletic

Status: Single

Favorite band: Coheed and Cambria / Alter Bridge

Favorite book: Madventures: The international adventurers guide

Favorite author: -

Favorite movie: The Crow

Favorite director: -

Favorite TV Show: How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, South Park

Favorite actor: -

Favorite actress: -

Favorite Pinup: -

Favoritism Comedian: Eddie Izzard

Other hobbies: Guitar, Parkour

Car: Rarely functional Honda Civic

Occupation: Student

Odd questions really...

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My name is MTCONE

Favourite game: Hide the pickle

Favourite OS: debian

Favourite console: Xbox1

Nationality: US

Accent: Martian

Sex: Male

Age: mid-20s

Race: White American

Height: 5'10"

Status: Sowin wild oats

Build: collegiate athlete

Favourite band: Modest Mouse

Favourite book: The Orchard Keeper

Favourite author: Cormac McCarthy

Favourite movie: Donnie Darko

Favourite director: Me ;-)

Favourite TV Show: Hak5

Favourite actor: not sure

Favourite actress: Snubs

Favourite Pinup: Beyonce

Favourite Comedian: Mitch Hedberg

Other hobbies: Hackin the mainframe/matrix

Car: Public transportation ftw

Occupation: Comp Sci student

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My name is Tex

Favourite game: legend of zelda

Favourite OS: windows 7 ..... trying to go to *nux (damn games holding me back)

Favourite console: n/a

Nationality: Canada

Accent: Generic (nobody seems to complain)

Sex: Male

Age: 21

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My name is Francisco

Favourite game: Command and Conquer

Favourite OS: Back Track and Windows 7

Favourite console: Playstation 3

Nationality: Austrian

Accent: Portuguese

Sex: Male

Age: n/a

Race: Don't care what race I am.

Height: n/a

Status: Actively seeking for a woman.

Favourite band: Scar Symmetry, Sonic Syndicate, Gun n Roses and Metallica

Favourite book: N/A

Favourite author: N/A

Favourite movie: Hackers, Anti-Trust, and The Matrix

Favourite TV Show: Hak5, TekZilla

Favourite actor: Arnold schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone

Favourite actress: Pamela Anderson

Favourite Pinup: N/A

Other hobbies: Computers, games, RC Helicopters/Air Planes, Skydiving and Scuba Diving.

Car: Don't have one

Occupation: Remote Field Officer, have finished my degree in BIT and will soon be doing my MIT.

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Hello, I'm P0k3_P1e (Poke Pie = What my little sister calls Pork Pies).

Although I'm a network manager, I've fallen out of the loop when it comes to network security and hacking, so I thought I'd get back into it. Loving Hak5, and slowly going back through the archives (the quality of the show getting worse and worse as I go ;)).

Favorite game: Super Mario Bros. 3 or 64

Favorite OS: Windows 7

Favorite console: Sega Saturn

Nationality: British (Born in Wales)

Accent: English, but no local accent - I move around too much.

Sex: Male

Age: 26

Race: White

Height: 5.6

Build: Slim with a bit of a gut that's being worked on.

Status: Engaged

Favorite band: Chemical Brothers

Favorite book: The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Favorite author: Rev. W. .V Awdry

Favorite movie: Kick-Ass

Favorite director: -

Favorite TV Show: 30 Rock at the moment

Favorite actor: Tom Hanks

Favorite actress: Tina Fey

Favorite Pinup: Joe Guest (Old Sk00l)

Favorite Comedian: Bill Bailey

Other hobbies: Shooting (Pigeons and Rabbits mainly). Driving. All things tech.

Car: 4 day old Ford Focus

Occupation: Network Manger

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Hi guys,

Greetings from Singapore!

Finally decided to sign up for an account here... I have been watching Hak.5 for like a long time and I absolutely love it!

Love all things Tech, especially Networking. I am an ad-hoc blogger for my friend's webpage and the stuff that I blogged are mainly Tech (As usual).

I m a certified A+ PC Tech and currently I m working towards my CCNA.

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My name is Chad aka ratdaddy1980

Favourite game: quake III/ the legend of zelda

Favourite OS: several

Favourite console: SNES

Nationality: US

Accent: South Louisiana

Sex: Male

Age: old enough

Race: Whiter than White

Height: just over 6ft

Status: Married

Build: thick

Favourite band: colin hay/ozzy osbourne/dean seltzer

Favourite book:fight club/caught in the crossfire/neuromancer/just a geek

Favourite author: wil wheaton

Favourite movie: clerks

Favourite director: kevin smith/robert rodriquez

Favourite TV Show: mythbusters

Favourite actor: Jason lee

Favourite actress: sandra bullock

Favourite Pinup: Natalie Portman

Favourite Comedian: Zach Galifianakis

Other hobbies: gaming, writing, hiking, podcasting, painting, wood burning, traveling

Car: 2000 silverado

Occupation: Systems Administrator / master of my own destiny

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My name is John aka slayer9019 or sl4y3r

Favourite game: Forza 3

Favourite OS: Arch -openbox -tint2

Favourite console: Xbox 360 (no mod yet!)

Nationality: American

Accent: English (NYC Metro Area)

Sex: Male

Race: White European

Height: 5 11 ft

Build: Muscular

Favourite band: Cannibal Corpse/Whitechapel/Slayer

Favourite book: Art of Deception

Favourite author:Kevin M.

Favourite movie: Pulp Fiction

Favourite director: Quiten Tarinitino

Favourite TV Show: Sons of Anarchy

Favourite actor: Edward Norton

Favourite actress: Natalie Portman

Favourite Pinup: Jessica Alba

Favourite Comedian: Lewis Black

Other hobbies: Speedboarding/UNIX-unix based/modding/car builds/photography/beer reviews

Car: Current POS 87 accord 5-speed

Occupation: UNIX Admin

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My name is CHUCK a.k.a JVilleBoy / da_U_fan....

Favourite game: Mafia Wars (sorry), .Hack series, NCAA Football (360)

Favourite OS: BackTrack, XP, Ubuntu

Favourite console: Xbox 360

Nationality: American

Accent: Da South

Sex: Male

Race: White

Height: 5'11

Build: Sexy

Favourite band: Green Day

Favourite book: All security cert guides/books

Favourite author: whom ever writes the above

Favourite movie: Pulp Fiction / Hackers / Field of Dreams / Half Baked / Hangover / My Blue Heaven (sorry, have a few)

Favourite director: none

Favourite TV Show: Ninja Warrior

Favourite actor: John Travolta

Favourite actress: Sanaa Lathan

Favourite Pinup: same as above + Buffie The Body

Favourite Comedian: Rickey Smiley / Eddie Murphy

Other hobbies: Gym, baseball, football, basketball & anything computer related

Car: 2002 Mercedes ML320 / 2006 Mercedes Benz C230

Occupation: US Navy (15yrs) IT/CTNC w/A+, N+, Sec+, CNA Degree

currently workin on CWNA/CEH

Age: 34

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My name is Josh AKA Cpgeek

Favourite game: too many - currently battlefield bad company 2

Favourite OS: depends on what i'm working on.

servers/grunts: linux (usually ubuntu)

workstation/video/audio: OS X

games: Windows

Favourite console: original xbox (love the hackability)

Nationality: US

Accent: some strange combination of new york, boston, and a tiny bit of los angeles with just a touch of surfer and or Australian

Sex: Male

Age: 28 as of the next couple weeks

Race: White American

Height: about 6'ish

Status: ridiculously / frustratedly single

Build: medium / a little chunky around the middle

Favourite band: way too many to choose from... cake? mc lars? mc frontalot? nirvana? pendulum? moxy fruvous? tenacious D? days of the new?

Favourite book: Just A Geek

Favourite author: Jeph Jaques ( questionablecontent.net ) or if you mean dead trees, Douglas Adams

Favourite movie: *way* too many... I tend to prefer good scifi (star trek, star wars, the lost room), but headly movies (pi, primer), classics (back to the future, etc.), comedies (bill and ted's excellent adventure, a goofy movie), as well as "real life non-diluted) movies (chasing amy, juno, up in the air) just a whole lot of movies... awesomeness.

Favourite director: see movies, but of special note

Favourite TV Show: lots here too... big bang theory, lost, fringe, dollhouse, castle, firefly, battlestar galactica, numb3rs, terminator:SCC, i suck at picking from lots of awesome things.

Favourite actor: Wil Wheaton

Favourite actress: Felicia Day

Favourite Pinup: Felicia Day

Favourite Comedian: lots here too, Margaret Cho, Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, lots of others

Other hobbies: photography, video production, music (keyboard, vocals), automotive hacking... hacking in general.

Car: between cars, used to have a 91 toyota camry, currently driving my mom's 94 jeep grand cherokee

Occupation: Computer sales / service / repair / a bit of network administration

Qualifications: Apple Certified Service Technician

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Hey, my name's Lucas (lswest is a simple mash up of my first, middle and last name, I know, unoriginal).

Favorite game: FFXIII/Mass Effect (probably 2, once I get it). At least, for the time being.

Favorite OS: ArchLinux x86_64

Favorite console: Xbox360 (sitting right next to my PC actually)

Nationality: Canadian/German

Accent: Neutral "international" type accent, I'm told. Maybe a hint of a Canadian accent.

Sex: Male

Age: 19

Race: White

Height: 6'2"-6'3" (Not 100% sure, too used to centimetres, which would be 190cm for me).

Build: Slender

Favorite band: Daughtry, Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, Boyce Avenue, and so forth.

Favorite book: Daemon by Daniel Suarez, or The Blue Nowhere by Jeffrey Deaver. Plenty of other books I like, but those take the cake.

Favorite movie: Hackers (for a laugh), Live Free or Die Hard, or Monty Python movies.

Favorite director: I have to admit...I don't pay attention to directors most of the time!

Favorite TV Show: Numb3rs/The Mentalist

Favorite actor: Depends really what movie they're in. I like Shia LaBeouf's movies, but I also like the movies I listed above.

Favorite actress: No idea.

Favorite Poster: I have a few: My Led Zeppelin Stairway to Heaven poster (same one as is in Disturbia actually), my ArchLinux canvas poster, my Matrix Reloaded poster, and "The Whitby Wurm" poster from the Alchemy series.

Favorite Comedian: Eddie Izzard (the guy who was the tech guy in the Ocean's movies).

Other hobbies: Coding, guitar, messing around on *nix systems.

Car: Don't have one!

Favourite country to live in: I really like the food here (in Germany), but I love Canada for most other things. I did live in Atlanta for a while, but that kind of put me off American towns :P Only good memory is of the California Pizza Kitchen!

Occupation: I'm kind of a student, but not really. Currently taking a gap year before starting university, where I do part-time IT Help Desk work.

To sum up in a few words...I'm a major, die-hard geek! Heck, I even have a coffee mug with Tux on it. I've been meaning to join the Forums for a while, but I haven't ever gotten around to it, but the Rubber Ducky offer has prompted me to it.

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My name is Angelo aka MIGHTY aka 5 STAR GENERAL

Favourite game: COD4

Favourite OS: N/A

Favourite console: PC/PS#

Nationality: CANDA

Accent: Generic

Sex: Male

Age: N/A


Height: 6'4

Status: N/A

Build: PC

Favourite band: N/A

Favourite book: N/A

Favourite author: N/A

Favourite movie: STAR TREK

Favourite director: CAN't REMEMBER


Favourite actor: N/A

Favourite actress: N/A

Favourite Pinup: N/A

Favourite Comedian:JAMINE FOX

Other hobbies: PROGRAMMING

Car: PORSHE 911


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