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My name is Mark a.k.a Metatron

Favourite OS: Debian
Favourite movie: Fight club
Other hobbies: Running, Mountain biking, diving, climbing and shooting (range/ clay pigeon).
Occupation: Academia

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I just thought this would be a good thread so people don’t feel the need to startup new threads to just say “Hi I’m newâ€.

My name is Mark a.k.a Metatron

Favourite game: Bejewelled

Favourite OS: Debian

Favourite console: Xbox running Gentoo

Nationality: British/ American (Dual citizenship)

Accent: English (southern)

Sex: Male

Race: White European

Height: 6â€5’

Build: Muscular

Favourite band: The Pixies

Favourite book: Join Me (By Danny Wallace)

Favourite author: Michael Moore.

Favourite movie: Fight club

Favourite director: Kevin Smith

Favourite TV Show: 24

Favourite actor: Edward Norton

Favourite actress: Natalie Portman

Favourite Pinup: Jessica Alba

Favourite Comedian: Rich Hall

Other hobbies: Running, Mountain biking, diving, climbing and shooting (range/ clay pigeon).

Car: Dodge Ram and 1976 Dodge Dart GT

Occupation: R&D/ Technical adviser


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My name is Greg but I'm really SomeoneElse

Favorite game: Splinter Cell

Favorite OS: Debian

Favorite console: Xbox 360

Nationality: American

Sex: Male

Age: 18-21

Race: White American

Height: 5'15"

Status: Single

Favorite band: D: all of the above

Favorite book: N/A

Favorite author: Rick Shelly

Favorite movie: Matrix

Favorite TV Show: BSG

Favorite actor: I don't remember

Favorite Comedian: Lewis Black

Other hobbies: Hapkido, Taekwondo, Rock Climbing, Parkour, Pwning Noobs

Car: 1993 Jeep

Occupation: Martial Arts instructor

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I am omega_ion (Mike)

Favorite Game: Total Annhilation / Freespace 2

Favorite OS: Fedora Core 6

Favorite Console: Wii

Nationality: American

Accent: American?

Sex: Male

Age: 18

Race: Caucasian

Height: 6'0"

Build: Average

Status: Highschooler applying to College

Favorite Band: The Postal Service

Favorite Book: The Gun Seller

Favorite Author: Hugh Laurie

Favorite Movie: Little Miss Sunshine

Favorite TV Show: House

Favorite Actor: Paul Dano

Favorite Actress: Mary Lynn Rajskub

Favorite Comedian: John Stewart

Other Hobbies: Piano, Rocketry, Crew

Car: um....

Occupation: Web Developer

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Favourite game: Continuum

Favourite OS: XP

Favourite console: Wii

Nationality: English

Accent: Generic/Yorkshire

Sex: Male

Age: 20

Race: White British

Height: 6"

Status: Single/Swinger

Build: Normal

Favourite band: AFI

Favourite book: I dont read books.

Favourite author: Enid Blyton

Favourite movie: Leon

Favourite director: who gives a shit

Favourite TV Show: 24

Favourite actor: Bruce Willis

Favourite actress: dunno

Favourite Pinup: dunno

Favourite Comedian: dunno

Other hobbies: Drinking, Learning

Car: Renault Megane Classic

Occupation: Student, BSc Internet Computing

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My name is Chris a.k.a DenKain

Favorite game: Any Final Fantasy

Favorite OS: Ubuntu

Favorite console: Wii

Nationality: American

Accent: None (no really, everyone says I have a clear voice)

Sex: Male

Age: 21

Race: White

Height: 6’2

Status: Married

Build: Normal

Favorite band: Godsmack

Favorite book: To many to name

Favorite author: Robert Jordan

Favorite movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Favorite TV Show: House

Favorite actor: Robin Williams

Other hobbies: Religious studies (I’m a Pagan not a Christian), video games, sketching, programming (since I have a degree in it), learning everything I can about security (working on my Information Security Systems bachelors), walking, finding the perfect cup of coffee and hanging out with the people I know.

Car: 2002 Toyota Camry

Occupation: Unemployed at the moment but soon to be a CSR (customer service representative)…..again….for another ISP :-( ?

edit: I had to make sure it said Monty Python instead of Money Python.

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My name is Dan aka Atari6502

Favorite game:Mario Kart DS

Favorite OS: SpartaDos

Favorite console: Xbox 360 but hopefully soon a Wii

Nationality: American

Accent: Boston

Sex: Male


Race: White

Height: 5'8"

Status: Single

Build: I play WoW

Favorite band: Dokken

Favorite book: Hackers by Steven Levy

Favorite author: Michael Crichton

Favorite movie: Jaws

Favorite director: James Cameron

Favorite TV Show: Firefly :(

Favorite actor: Denzel Washington

Favorite actress: Rachel Weisz

Favorite Pinup: Brittany Daniel

Favorite Comedian: Robin Williams

Other hobbies: Guitar, Video/Audio Production, Photography, Biking, Woodworking,Snowboarding

Car: 1995 Explorer

Occupation:Wanna be, Rock Star or lottery winner, which ever comes first

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My name is Ryan

Favourite game: Half Life 2

Favourite OS: Ubuntu

Favourite console: NES

Nationality: Canada

Accent: Newfie

Sex: Male

Age: 17

Race: White Canadian?

Height: 6"3'

Status: Long Term Relationship

Build: Medium

Favourite band: Guns N Roses

Favourite book: The Art Of Intrusion

Favourite author: Kevin Mitnick :P

Favourite movie: Dr. Strangelove

Favourite TV Show: BSG

Favourite actor/actress: ALL the IPTV crew!

Other hobbies: Coding, Administrating, Security, Tropical Fish

Car: 2002 Chrystler Neon

Occupation: Student, Technical Writer and Geek

For a little more detail on myself I'm a teenage tech enthusiast that loves every aspect of computing. Programming, hardware, security, you name it.

I join the hak5 community now after watching every episode of the show half a dozen times, and I feel like I should be contributing to such a worthwhile project. You can catch me on the IRC, I'm not a big forum user. I'm game for anything that needs to be done, rainbow tables, wiki, etc;

I've contributed to projects in the past such as Free Information Society (www.freeinfosociety.com )

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My name is Darcy a.k.a DRC a.ka. RobotChild

Favourite game: Major's Mask

Favourite OS: None

Favourite console: Wii

Nationality: Canadian

Accent: Generic

Sex: Male

Age: 15

Race: White North American?

Height: 5â€11’


Build: Fit

Favourite band: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Favourite book: Splinter Cell: Operation Barracuda by David Michaels (Almost done the third book, "Checkmate")

Favourite author: None

Favourite movie: The Rocky Series

Favourite director: Steven Soderbergh

Favourite TV Show: Prison Break, and Everybody Loves Raymond

Favourite actor: Zach Braff

Favourite actress: Natalie Portman

(Garden State was t3h ownerz)

Favourite Pinup: Dunno

Favourite Comedian: Tie - Billy Crystal & Ray Romano

Other hobbies: Gaming, Gaming, Gaming, and Mountain Biking. (Buying new rotors :) )

Car: 1949 Cadillac

Occupation: Unemployed.

(Guaranteed position at Staples, when it gets finished being built)

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seeing as in new i figure i should do this

My name is Nick a.k.a MNickisgod1

Favourite game: Risk

Favourite OS: Fedora Core 6

Favourite console: NES w/powerpad

Nationality: American

Accent: American midwest

Sex: Male


Race: Greek

Height: 6'

Status: Single

Build: average

Favourite band: Sublime

Favourite book: Harry potter 6

Favourite author: Mark Twain

Favourite movie: Clerks

Favourite director: Kevin Smith

Favourite TV Show: Colbert Report

Favourite actor: Vince Vaughn

Favourite actress: Natalie Portman

Favourite Pinup: Jessica Alba

Favourite Comedian: Dane Cook

Other hobbies: Posting to fedora forum, tinkering, drinking, car audio

Car: D1993 lexus ls400

Occupation: Bartender/Student

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I'm Famicoman. Aka Mike, but don't call me by the latter.

Favorite game: Tetris (Mostly because of its portability)

Favorite OS: Windows 98 Se

Favorite console: N64

Nationality: American

Accent: South Philly

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown

Race: Caucasian

Height: 6â€67ish’

Status: Single

Build: I've Been told I'd be good at football :S

Religion: Atheism

Favorite band: NoFX

Favorite book: Animal Farm (George Orwell)

Favorite author: John Steinbeck

Favorite movie: Requiem for a Dream

Favorite director: Quentin Tarantino

Favorite TV Show: N/A

Favorite actor: Edward Norton

Favorite actress: Linda Hamilton

Favorite Pinup: Jessica Biel

Favorite Comedian: Mitch Hedburg

Other hobbies: Gaming, Filmography, Paintball, Wireless Networking, Culture Jamming, Writing ( Nonfiction + Poetry ), Xbox Modding, Urban exploration, Programming, accumulating old hardware, IPTV.

Car: Screw Cars, I enjoy walking

Occupation: None, I'm still in school and usually get something for the summer.

As for what I do around here, I can usually be caught here on the forums or on irc.

I am one of the Wiki Administrators for the coveted Hak5 Wiki

I have founed the Hak5 Folding@Home Team. Those of you who are in it, I'm really amazed that it has come this far. We are in the top 600 teams. Other groups have tried to make it in that bracket for years, and not come as far as we have in the few months this group has been active,

I also started up Analog5, an ezine to be launching on January 15th, 2007. I am currently looking for articles for it, and basically anyone with something to say or explain is accepted.

I have also helped to found the Community Rainbow Tables IRC room alongside Silivrenion who leads the project and have since completed project Community Rainbow Tables. We hope get to another medium soon.

All in all, I am really aproachable, feel free to hit me up anywhere, whenever.

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Hi Hak5

I like your collaborative work so I thought I'd join up and see what I can do to help.

To learn about me just go to my crappy ass blog.

However as for forums:

1. I hate Flames. They are counterproductive and they ruin threads.

2. I like when people answer questions instead of just telling the new guy or n00b to piss off and use google.

3. I'll typically be the n00b helper. I like to help people that are just starting out, cause we all started somewhere and if you're young enough being a skid is just a gateway.

Hope that wasn't all shite.

BTW - Happy New Year

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My name is Tom Wirschell a.k.a. Cooper

Favourite game: I only play board games. Catan and Genius are fav atm.

Favourite OS: Linux From Scratch. Debian a close second. Slackware 3rd.

Favourite console: Never owned one.

Nationality: NL (that's just east of England for the geographically challenged)

Accent: A little Rotterdam, but it's eroding.

Sex: Male

Birth date: 11 september 1976

Race: White European. West-russian decent (emigrated back in the 1600s)

Height: 1m92

Status: Courting someone. Begging on my knees it's mutual.

Build: Decent. I'm not in very good shape though. I should take up a sport.

Favourite band: Leng Tch'E

Favourite book: I don't read books (sorry).

Favourite author: See above.

Favourite movie: Battle Royale.

Favourite director: Miike Takashi.

Favourite TV Show: The Outer Limits (the 1960's series)

Favourite actor: Benicio Del Toro

Favourite actress: Emily Perkins

Favourite Pinup: Joseph Michael Linsner's Dawn

Favourite Comedian: George Carlin.

Other hobbies: Going to concerts (any form of up-tempo guitar rock/metal works for me) and festivals (Graspop, Wacken), watching horror, action and/or sci-fi movies, programming in general, sysadminning my local network, pleasing others.

Car: 2004 Seat Ibiza Stylance.

Occupation: Java coder at Getronics PinkRoccade.

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Hey guys! I am new here and just wanted to introduce myself! I am copy / paste the format everyone else has used and changing it to my info::

My name is Harrison aka Harrison

Favourite game: Starcraft (teh original, fuck brood wars)

Favourite OS: HP-UX

Favourite console: Wii

Nationality: US

Accent: None

Sex: Male

Age: 21

Race: White American

Height: 6"1'

Status: Dating someone

Build: Feeble and meak

Favourite band: King Crimson

Favourite book: Breakfast of Champions

Favourite author: Kurt Vonnegut

Favourite movie: Miami Vice

Favourite director: Michael Mann

Favourite TV Show: Arrested Development (although I don't actually have cable TV, just watched my friend's DVDs)

Favourite actor: Christian Bale? I dunno, don't really have one

Car[/b]: 1984 Isuzu Picjup truck, 1985 VW Jetta, 1984 Volvo StationWagon

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Hey guys! I am new here and just wanted to introduce myself! I am copy / paste the format everyone else has used and changing it to my info::

My name is Harrison Holland aka Harrison Holland

New? 362 posts? :D

Since I'm here...

Chris, aka Moonlit / Shinku

Favourite game: Not a big gamer but I'll play almost anything.

Favourite OS: I'll use almost anything, even if I don't know how, but you'll usually find me hanging around with some obscenely old version of Windows. AmigaOS, MSDOS and RISCOS are some of my favourites though.

Favourite console: Dunno, SNES?

Nationality: British

Accent: You'll have to tell me, I wouldn't know. I've been told it's not a very strong accent though, whatever it is.

Sex: Male

Birth date: 4 July 1986

Marital Status: Single. Too single. :p

Build: A little more cuddly that I used to be but still not horrifically obese.

Favourite band: Ooh, tough... This changes every 5 minutes so I can't really say.

Favourite book: Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow by Jerome K. Jerome

Favourite author: See above.

Favourite movie: Audition. Either Audition or Corpse Bride.

Favourite TV Show: Hrm... Used to be Robot Wars I think, I don't watch TV enough to say now... I guess a lot of animated stuff; Daria, The Simpsons, Family Guy etc...

Favourite Comedian: Hard to say, probably Jack Dee at the moment.

Other hobbies: Talking, IRC, socialising, IRC, listening to music (lots and lots of it), IRC... Just basically anything that involves friends really.

Car: None, I have no license. The last car I owned though was an old Ford Fiesta 1.1l

Occupation: Currently nothing. Student? Ex-student? Bum? *shrugs*

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My name is James aka devildragon76

Favourite game: single player NWN, multiplayer UT2K4

Favourite OS: anyone I can get for free one way or another

Favourite console: PS2 (only because I don't own an x-box, PS3, or a Wii

Nationality: American

Accent: none that I'm aware of

Sex: Male

Age: old enough to drink legally but to young to retire, also known as 30

Race: White American

Height: 5'10"

Status: single

Favourite band: korn

Favourite book: The entire Hichhicker's Guide to the Galaxy  series

Favourite author: Douglas Adams

Favourite movie: Hackers, Anti-Trust, and The Matrix

Favourite TV Show: does Hak5 count

Favourite actor: Sean Murray

Favourite actress: Pauley Perrette

Favourite Pinup: Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, and Pauley Perrette

Other hobbies: computers, games, and computer games

Car: 2003 Chevy Blaser

Occupation: recently separated from the U.S. Air Force and going back to collage to get a degree in network security

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Favourite game: Counter Strike Source and Battlefield 2. Teh Pwnz0r.

Favourite OS: Don't have a favorite, but I use Windows XP / Linux Arc.

Favourite console: Xbox 360.

Nationality: English

Accent: Up north.

Sex: Male

Age: 17

Race: White/Cacusion

Height: 6ft 1" (I think around 189cm for you yanks, hehe.)

Status: Lonely

Favourite band: Metallica

Favourite book: Ursla Le Guin : The dissposed.

Favourite author: Ursla Le Guin?

Favourite movie: Office Space and The Matrix.

Favourite TV Show: Simpsons.

Favourite actor: Ben Stiller.

Favourite actress: Angellina Jolie.

Favourite Pinup: Jessica Simpson.

Other hobbies: Antiquated Technology, Social Engineering, Modding. Why do you think I like Hak.5? Razz

Car: 1995 BMW Tourer 1.6

Occupation: Student.

Nice to be here, good luck for the show in the future, It's gonna be a hit!

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hmm ill join in the fun and post here like all the other who arnt really... new.

My name is David A.k.A Deveant

Favourite game: Bubble Trouble

Favourite OS: Windows (go u good thing!)

Favourite console: PS2

Nationality: Australian

Accent: Austrlian (not austrian)

Sex: Male


Race: Cucasian

Height: 6â€2’

Status: Dating someone.

Build: Avg.

Favourite band: christen aguilera?... atm The White Stripes

Favourite book: Seven Ancient Wonders (By Matt Rielly)

Favourite author: Matt Rielly

Favourite movie: Fight club

Favourite director: Brian DePalma (God Father 1, 2, Scarface)

Favourite TV Show: Prison Break

Favourite actor: Hugh Jackman

Favourite actress: Uma Thurman

Favourite Pinup: Elisha Cuthbet

Favourite Comedian: Dave Hughes

Other hobbies: Programing, Bike Tour Riding (not sight seeing)

Car: 1996 Hyundai S-Coup Turbo

Occupation: 2ic Network Admin

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My name is Gary A.K.A. neochivers

Favourite game: Tetris

Favourite OS: im not bothered

Favourite console: PS2

Nationality: A citizen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Accent: North Belfast (primary language: Ulster Scotch)

Sex: Male

Age: 14

Race: 100M sprint

Height: 5â€9" (but ive still lots of growing to do)

Status: taken

Build: good enough

Favourite band: Black Label Society

Favourite book: 1984

Favourite author: Orwell

Favourite movie: Goldfinger

Favourite director: dont know

Favourite TV Show: Gadget Show

Favourite actor: me

Favourite actress: your hot woman.. michell rougez

Favourite Pinup: wtf's that?

Favourite Comedian: Peter kay .. Garlic bread? O.o

Other hobbies: Pwning Noobs eating photography

Car: dont own one (too young), but would like a sabrau impressa '98 WRX

Occupation: Student (A.K.A. lazy)

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Name: Teengeek

Gender: Male

Favorite Game: Pokemon Blue

Favorite OS: Dapper Drake

Goal in Life To raise my right hand on January 20 of a year fallowing an election and take the oath of office as president of the United States

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Favorite game: WOW, Gears of War, KOTOR II

Favorite console: I have all!

Nationality: Hungarian

Sex: Male


Race: White

Height: 5'11"

Status: Married

Build: Medium Muscular Build...

Favorite band: Diverse, but I cant stand Country!

Favorite book:

Favorite author: Tom Clancy, Stephen King

Favorite movie: Office Space, Hackers, War Games, and Sneakers

Favorite director: Kevin Smith

Favorite TV Show: Mythbusters, Men in White, Lots of DSC shows

Favorite actor:

Favorite Comedian: Carlos Mencia

Other hobbies: Gaming, Music, Reading, Podcasts, Art & Design

Car: No Car...JEEP!

Occupation: Im in Afghanistan...you figure it out LOL! 8)

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