GHRYGGZ!
Hark, the n00b is here!
No longer is our Duelus king,
For him I cry a tear!
Long he reigned but now dethroned,
Duelus soft and blue,
Now the spam-like named one,
Is here to bother you,
Melodic, spektor, all unite,
Duelus must be saved,
We must protect our special n00b,
May he stand up misbehaved!
Damn, where did all this terrible poetry come from?!
Edited for content.