DingleBerries Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Alright.. I know i shouldnt have done it, and now i feel like shit but.. I had intercourse with a overweight female. She has my fucking number and knows where i live. How should i go about never talking to her again and ensure my house doest get egged ot truck keyed? This is serious business guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swathe Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 You reap what you sow my friend. Giving up alchohol would be a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l3db3tt3r Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Demand the imposable. If she can't deliver, then well, it's not going to work out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shido Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Alright.. I know i shouldnt have done it, and now i feel like shit but.. I had intercourse with a overweight female. She has my fucking number and knows where i live. How should i go about never talking to her again and ensure my house doest get egged ot truck keyed? This is serious business guys. I actually lol'd, tell her its not gona work something in the line of "you fat & ugly and im handsome its not gona work so get over it,FATTY!!.... LOL ok im just kidding thats just nasty i would never talk to a women that way, so i wont approve of you doing that. Just tell her the truth, you got a lil drunk and now you realize your mistake and its not gona work out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 When I last looked at the top of the page, it said hak5 not 4chan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tactix Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 tell her that she has turned you gay and you crave man meat. then ask if she has a brother lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Simply wait for her to call, and instead of talking to her, play a recorded message over the phone to say "Sorry, the number you have dialed is Invalid. Please Make a note of it" or something along those lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Simply wait for her to call, and instead of talking to her, play a recorded message over the phone to say "Sorry, the number you have dialed is Invalid. Please Make a note of it" or something along those lines. Except the phone would ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xarf Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Just tell her you don't want a relationship, how hard is that compared to the other options? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Except the phone would ring. I know that, but I have done it before (just with some guy who was annoying me), it rang and i played a similar message and it worked, most people dont know that it wont ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digip Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Well, you might as well propose marriage at this point. I mean, if you went this far, chances are shes pregnant and you are now a father. Congratualtions! Get ready start picking out a crib and colors for the baby room. You will probably want to wait until you find out if its a boy or a girl, but more importantly is making room in your home for th enew child and wife. You might have to move to get a larger place, so ask your employer for some overtime, as the extra money will come in handy when renting a moving truck, unless you hire movers. Both are not cheap. Hmm... Then there is the possibility she might have had aids or some other disease, so you might want to go get checked out at the doctors before doing anything else. No sense in planning for the future if there is none. Best of luck!! And have a GREAT day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DingleBerries Posted September 27, 2008 Author Share Posted September 27, 2008 Demand the imposable. If she can't deliver, then well, it's not going to work out... tell her that she has turned you gay and you crave man meat. then ask if she has a brother lol I think i like these two best. Now for a game of eeny meeny, miny, mo to determine my path. gods speed. EDIT Would it be better to tell her im gay in a txt message or on the phone. In rl is out of the question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 It depends how emotional you get. If you dont get emotional when others get emotional, then phone. If you get really emotional then Text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DingleBerries Posted September 27, 2008 Author Share Posted September 27, 2008 No i think im going to let her call me and do it that way. Pretty sure im going to go with the whole, im gay thing. Plus then i can record it and tell my grandchildren about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueHart Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 No i think im going to let her call me and do it that way. Pretty sure im going to go with the whole, im gay thing. Plus then i can record it and tell my grandchildren about it. here "umm im sorry if i led you on last night. i was very drunk. im actually gay. alcohol does strange things to people. it made me straight for a night. my apologies" quit drinking and youll remove such frustrations from your life or hell you could get to know this chick. you might actually like her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Was the sex any good? These things happen, and as long as your not a dick about it she won't have a problem. Tbh it sounds like you wanted to sleep with her, but got freaked out because she is overweight and are worried your mates will laugh. Grow the fuck up and be a man about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xarf Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 I had intercourse with a overweight female Why not just say I porked a fat chick? Also, just tell her it was drunk sex and that's that. You don't want a relationship, so deal with it. Life's much more simple than 'automated number not in use service' and 'im gay, kk'- tell the truth. This is serious business guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashandDie Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 you fat & ugly and im handsome its not gona work so get over it,FATTY!!.... Do I need to remind this is Hak.5 ? No one is handsome in here, or we wouldn't be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeeigel Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Stumbled. Thanks for the laugh. But remember: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DingleBerries Posted September 27, 2008 Author Share Posted September 27, 2008 or hell you could get to know this chick. you might actually like her. No, i thought about it and im pretty sure that it was a lapse of judgment on my part. Im just going to tell her that "i thought i was gay and wanted to be sure of it and im sorry if i hurt your feelings, heres a kitkat." Tbh it sounds like you wanted to sleep with her, but got freaked out because she is overweight and are worried your mates will laugh. Grow the fuck up and be a man about this. You pretty much hit the nail on the head, but its not my friends im worried about. Im just not attracted to her, i did it because i am a guy and i was trying to satisfy the natural needs of men. But im still telling here im gay and putting it on youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deveant Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Do I need to remind this is Hak.5 ? No one is handsome in here, or we wouldn't be here. Speak for your self, i think all the Snub stalker threads show that there at least some attractive people on this forum. As for the OP, stop thinking with your dick, and if that's all you can get, then you might as well stick with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krandor Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Well, you might as well propose marriage at this point. I mean, if you went this far, chances are shes pregnant and you are now a father. LMFAO! Seriously though, coming up with fucked up excuses has a huge chance of backfiring. If it was a lapse of judgement tell her, you made a mistake, you didn't want anything besides getting laid. If her feelings get hurt, well, i guess you're now the typical man asshole. Get used to it, we men are assholes, if you're not then you haven't hit puberty yet. Some of us can just suppress it better than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakey Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 oh this is an easy fix. She calls dont answer. She sends a msg dont reply. If you see her on the street she proberly tell you to go jump under a bus but its a fat chick she will get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gcninja Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 cuz the bus aint getting over her :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickarse Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 No pun intended but you lay in the bed you made. Grow the fuck up and tell her the truth. Be a man about it and perhaps she won't tell anyone you know that you're a horrible lay and she did it because she pitied your deplorable, selfish state. Did you ever think that she thought she had a lapse of judgment and was pretty much like "WTF did I do with this prick! I'm not even attracted to his bony ass."? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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