RobotChild Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 In all truths, I am way too busy for a girlfriend. Plus, she'd always be #2 in my mind. I'd much rather attend a UT2K4 tournament, than spend time with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateweb Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 what you needs is a g/f that watches porn with you Or.. in Pr0n with you :twisted: As for the talking to mush BS find a a chick who is in to the same stuff you are, girls can be fun I certinly have had fun with them, im by no means 1337 , but I am in to computer and electronics - i just like to have fun. I like Pr0n, I also like Ghastly, and distorted view. I am by no means a normal girl. Also , most girls who don't like Pr0n are ushaly rather uncomfertable with themselfs, me yes I am a little but I know I am not all was in the mood for some serious deep dicking , give a boy some pr0n and thay stop begiing for about an hour :roll: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Let's just say don't knock it until you try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateweb Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Let's just say don't knock it until you try it. I think thats a lot more eloquent then I put it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ABC Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 In all truths, I am way too busy for a girlfriend.Plus, she'd always be #2 in my mind. I'd much rather attend a UT2K4 tournament, than spend time with her. choice buy a geforce 8800 or a diamond ring for the g/f? i pick the 8800 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degoba Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 I skipped the video card. I bought her a diamond engagement ring instead. I love her w00t w00t. porn is a shit substitute for the real thing, and a woman who loves you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K1u Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Do I need to add another repository? Dood did u skin ur terminal thats pretty badass what you needs is a g/f that watches porn with you Or.. in Pr0n with you :twisted: As for the talking to mush BS find a a chick who is in to the same stuff you are, girls can be fun I certinly have had fun with them, im by no means 1337 , but I am in to computer and electronics - i just like to have fun. I like Pr0n, I also like Ghastly, and distorted view. I am by no means a normal girl. Also , most girls who don't like Pr0n are ushaly rather uncomfertable with themselfs, me yes I am a little but I know I am not all was in the mood for some serious deep dicking , give a boy some pr0n and thay stop begiing for about an hour :roll: . anyone else notice that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobotChild Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 In all truths, I am way too busy for a girlfriend.Plus, she'd always be #2 in my mind. I'd much rather attend a UT2K4 tournament, than spend time with her. choice buy a geforce 8800 or a diamond ring for the g/f? i pick the 8800 Well... An 8800 would be nice, be nice but there'd be way to much bottleneck-age. I'm still gaming on a 19" at 1280 X 1024.If the offer was a 37" LCD Monitor (Westinghouse makes them I believe), and a sweet QX6700 rig with 2 X8800GTXs... I'd go for the rig. (As would any gamer/geek) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 anyone else notice that OOOH! A girl saying "dicking". :oops: Before you know it guys in here will be talking about :oops: "sex" :oops: This forum is going to hell in a handbasket, I'm telling you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duelus Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 8=====> ( Y ) BUTTSECKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K1u Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 8=====> ( Y ) BUTTSECKS no comment...lol anyone else notice that OOOH! A girl saying "dicking". :oops: Before you know it guys in here will be talking about :oops: "sex" :oops: This forum is going to hell in a handbasket, I'm telling you! what is this "sex" you speak of Cooper is it a computer component!?!?! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dаrren Kitchen Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Man, this really depends on how good the girl is, and how good the pr0n is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeoneE1se Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Man, this really depends on how good the girl is, and how good the pr0n is. Ditto welcome irongeek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uber_tom Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 WTF IS A GIRL??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0x Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Get a GF and make pr0n with her... ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaveMan Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 girlfriends cost money porn doesn't really cost money girlfriends are better porn doesn't really cost money its a hard choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I'm ashamed to be my age, I'm ashamed to be male, I'm ashamed to be human. Just... gah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 in light of Sparda's post a page back i sent the following email to the developers of apt-get. > i was on IRC just now and thought about this > would it be possible to add something to apt-get so that when the > package "girlfriend" is entered for installation an amusing error > message comes up, something kinda like >=20 > #apt-get install girlfriend > Reading package list... Done > Error: package girlfriend cannot be installed > Error: unresolved dependencies, requires packages car cologne money > however cannot be installed I am sure others will pick up on the sexist implications. I'd suggest rather to rm -rf / and pop up a persistent message prompting anyone who apt-get installs girlfriends to go and play in a sandbox instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 I don't think they would do that, because Ubuntu is "Linux for Humans", and so must be as neutral as possible politically, racially, sexually and any other word you can think of that ends with ly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeoneE1se Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I don't think they would do that, because Ubuntu is "Linux for Humans", and so must be as neutral as possible politically, racially, sexually and any other word you can think of that ends with ly. yes but apt-get is not Ubuntu it's its own program Debian originally so Ubuntu would have no say.. if they wanted they could use an older version or move away from apt-get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duelus Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 or I guess you can create one by emerging it with what you want!!!!!! USE="goodlooks smart funny hot -bitch -nagging" emerge girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K1u Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Lawl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateweb Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 dude it's true to. I loved the IRC bit to , but we are ganna also neead install boyfriend , cant install with out xbox .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K1u Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 dude it's true to. I loved the IRC bit to , but we are ganna also neead install boyfriend , cant install with out xbox .... yeah lol remember the purepwnage ep where he searches htat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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