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I used to work in a mom and pop computer repair shop. My first day was doing a ram upgrade. client:"shouldn't you be wearing gloves?" me:"not really. why?" client:"can't you get a computer virus like that?" I quickly walked away and laughed until i cried.

I've test driven lots of cars when my mom was looking to buy and she wanted my opinion and if its between audi and lexus I'd say go audi. They drive nicer in my opinion. But you should make her test drive them herself. It's all about personal preference. And check out a few car forums. There's one for every make these days. There you'll find out what kind of maintenance problems whatever car has and how much parts are going to cost and so on and so forth.

Contrary to popular belief the government is not out to get you. And with the current economic crisis they're not going to spend money just to watch you sit on your couch watching TV.

You can. I believe they are called boarding schools. I got threatened with that more times than I care to remember.

I would have so much fun with that, and a very angry girlfriend lol.

OMG that was totally me last week. I didn't go to the dentist though. It was a little piece of paper I let sit on my tongue. Getting the last of my partying out before I do the whole marriage thing lol.

lol i usually just chug it and then chase it down with something better tasting.

i drink cocaine

just put it in a blendtec blender.

all i have to say is if you think you can do a better job do your own god damned show and stop bitching.

lol it ain't that bad here. Just stay in crowded areas. Manhattan is generally pretty safe. Most places you can't count to 30 without seeing a cop. OH if your over 21 take the green line to astor place. You'll see 2 starbucks across the street from each other. Across the street from the one with the outdoor area is a bar called the continental (used to be a club like CBGBs, my band was supposed to play there once but show was overbooked so i got wasted instead) anyway check out that bar. 5 shots of whatever for 10 bucks.

I'd buy online if I were you. And if your going buy any electronics in the city, buy from chain stores (ie best buy, circuit city, etc) the small little shops tend to be much more expensive and alot of the time your buying something refurbished. Particularly the ones on 5th ave. around the empire state building. Thieving bastards... anyway have fun while your here. Oh check out pop burger its on either 14th street or 15th street on or around 8th ave. A bit expensive but the burgers are pretty good, and they have a little booth in the back that plays porn. It's next to the bar in the back. And yes. I am completely serious. I worked there for 2 days. Kitchen + summer = hells no.

You can try stopping by lord and taylor on 38th and 5th. They put up Christmas windows during the holiday season. My mom used to take me to see it every year when I was a kid. Its usually a different Christmas story every year. And since you mentioned extreme sports u might want to check out the Brooklyn banks. Just take the green subway line to chambers street and ask one of the cops in the booths by the courthouses and they'll point you in the right direction. There's another skate spot nearby but I don't remember exactly where it is. I just know how to get there from the banks. If you wanna know where it is I'll stop by it this week and find out where it is exactly. Both spots are underneath a bridge so unless the weather really sucks you should be able to have some fun. Oh and check out the tree at Rockefeller Center. I'd shy away from skating there though its pretty pricey. Bryant park has a free ice skating rink. You only pay for skate rentals ($12) if you need them.

lol I knew it wasn't real. I mean cmon a piece of code that alters the CPU's current and molecular structure to make it explode, and blow someones family to "smithereens". thats like wearing gloves when installing ram cuz u don't wanna get a computer virus. it just cracked me up. figured id share the laugh.

don't know if ya'll have seen this. randomly stumbled across it. pretty damn funny if u ask me. http://www.brainmaggot.co.uk/wp-content/up...hacker-bomb.jpg

i'm in. I've already done a bunch of this stuff and several others are on my to do list, like getting my tech license. noobs go to radioshack and pick up "now your talking" its the test guide your going to need. make sure its the current version the fcc likes to change its rules as often as their crotches itch.

4950. time to clone myself and sell my cloned corpse. i'm going to need at least 3 of them. lol.

i still don't understand why countries pour so much money into the military and new ways to invade privacy. money like that would be better spent on schools, health care, curing the many diseases that plague mankind, or trying to reverse the relentless damage we do this planet. i weep for the future of mankind. i'm pretty sure within the next thousand years earth is no longer going to be able sustain life.

you could try to find the same monitor on ebay with a cracked screen or something and just swap em out

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this would be kinda good if u worked at a company that was throwing out a bunch of computers with sensitive data and were too lazy to pull the drives out or reformat them