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Uncle Toxie

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  1. Uncle Toxie

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    Get on the bus Gus.............
  2. I'm with Jester on this one, if you need to use it for work, go ask someone to get you on the correct way. I can tell you, as an admin, if I found out that a user was pulling a stunt like this on the network I would go into full-on 400 pound gorilla mode.
  3. So Wess is the new Gimp in the box eh? He can't be happy about that, post on Wess, post count will set you free!
  4. no sir, I don't think so, but I am no authority, I can't even spell it.
  5. More Ghostbusters love- "Two in the box, ready to go, 'cause we be fast and they be slow."
  6. Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"? Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly. Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes... Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave. Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria. Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left? Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. Dr Ray Stantz: Listen! Do you smell something? Dr. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant? Librarian Alice: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol? Librarian Alice: No. Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now? Library Administrator: What's has that got to do with it? Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist. Dr Ray Stantz: Where do these stairs go? Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up. Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. [pause] Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick. Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say. Winston Zeddemore: Do you believe in God? Dr Ray Stantz: Never met him. I should just post the script, I loves me some Ghostbusters.
  7. "I find your lack of faith disturbing" -Star Wars "English mother fucker, do you speak it?" -Pulp Fiction "No time for love Doctor Jones" -Temple of Doom/Clerks While not a movie, anything with Red Forman threating to put his foot in someones ass (That 70's Show) gets me every time. I'm sure there are more, I have all day.
  8. Your like, 12, WTF kind of business are you doing anyway? :D
  9. Oooo Poe, I haven't heard anything out of her since her first album. I need to go dig that out, Thanks Darren.
  10. Did he say bob's your uncle? Thanks for the link, makes me want to dig out my Commodore again.
  11. I am also one of the grateful folk who had the evidence of thier noobness washed away in the great forum purge. Now I spend my time building all new, and more ludicrous, useless posts.
  12. You know, I almost stepped in some dog crap this morning and I thought to myself "where and the hell has that noob Duelus been."
  13. Call me whatever the hell you want, I'm to damn old to give a crap. If it does bother me then kick you in the teeth, (or if you can whoop my ass I will walk away and then talk shit at a safe distance).
  14. I was afraid no one would get that referance. :D
  15. Let me put it to you this way....... I have never been sucked into an MMO, played them all EQ, Planetside, yadda yadda. Hell I even played Star Wars Galaxies and walked away. I am George Lucas' bitch and I walked away clean. Now, I'm in a guild, have gone on raids, I am leveling my character instead of running around like a tool. I do tradeskills, I purchased headsets for my wife and to talk on Ventrillo to our guild while we play. I'm in this one, but good. So be carefull. Seriously though, it is a ton of fun, I can get on and play for an hour or so and still manage to make progress, just keep things in perspective and be able to walk away.
  16. Okay boys here is the way I see it. I was stationed in Korea for two years a few moons ago. We do not pursue NK because of the Chinease, they have had the North's back for many years, and no one with any sense wants a war with China. North Korea is broke, the people are starving, it's a wonder that they can keep the lights on. I was just discussing this with my boss the other day, he has read that the Chinease have been turning away huge waves of North Korean refuges ( I cannot verify this though). This isn't the first time this has happened. When the coffers start to look a little barren the North starts spewing nuke propaganda and we eventually give them cash to stop. Right now the North wants to hold talks with America and leave out China and Japan because they now we will puss out and give them more money. I bet that there was NEVER a nuke test to begin with, just a ronrey rittle man trying to get some free cash. His downfall will be pissing off the Chinease, once they wash there hands of North Korea, they are toast.
  17. My wife and I both play WoW and we loved this episode. One of the best ones I have seen and I have watched it since it started.
  18. I'm still trying to decide if I give a shit, get back with me later. *edit* thanks for the heads up PoyBoy, I keep forgetting to check back in on things that I don't have an RSS feed for.
  19. What? like burp and fart? No, like post crap on myspace, chat on AIM, send texts on their cell. The important moents in a clilds life. :-p I weep for the future
  20. Take me out to the black, tell 'em I ain't coming back.
  21. I've been playing for about 5 or 6 months now. My wife and I started accounts togehter, we play toghether most times. It all comes down to self control, when we first started we really wanted to do nothing but play, but didn't. Besides, if I play too much I will miss all the cool crap my kid does, no game is worth missing that stuff.
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