MrNaysayer Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Darren was breathing heavily in front of the camera on the newly designed set. The beginning of a season was always nerve racking. 100's of thousands of fans would be eagerly awaiting for this episode. He began to feel vaclemped and overwhelmed from this thought. He ran to the kitchen for some water. Wess followed him. Wess has been Darren's best friend for what seemed like forever, Darren could always count on Wess to talk to in a time of need. Wess asked "Are you okay Darren? You rushed out pretty fast.". "Tons of fans are counting on us Wess! I can't do this..." Darren mumbled. "Don't talk like that Darren you will do fine!" Wess almost yelled. Darren rebutted "Well how do you know?!". "Because I believe in you Darren... You are the best IPTV show host I know... You can do this!" Wess pulled Darren toward him in a violent act of love. "Don't give up now..." Wess then kissed Darren in a blind moment of passion, Darren stood there shocked and amazed... He has always imagined this moment in his head since they have met, Wess pulled away and said "I don't know what came over me. I just admire you so much Darren". Darren chuckled "I have always wanted that you know...". Wess looked into Darren's eyes and said "Well I have always wanted more...". Wess grabbed Darren "Lets have a little fun before the show...". They ran into Wess's bedroom and tore their clothes off in a rage of pent up love. They fell on the bed and kissed and caressed each other. Darren slid down Wess and started to lick his erect harbl. Wess moaned in ecstasy and Darren started to move farther down Wess's harbl until Wess was about to explode. Wess stopped Darren and started to lick Darren's harbl. Darren still couldn't believe this was happening, his most wanted fantasy was coming true. Darren wanted to release into Wess's mouth so bad but he stopped him and said "Fook me like you've never fooked before.". Wess pulled out the lube and started to lube up his erect harbl. Darren bent over into a pillow. Wess asked "Are you sure you want to do this?". "I've never wanted to do anything as much as this in my life" Darren said. Wess gently pushed into Darren, Darren moaning with each thrust. He went slow at first then picked up speed. Soon they were both yelling and didn't care who heard them. Wess's nuts were slapping against Darren with every thrust. Wess exploded inside Darren as Darren exploded all over the bed. Wess sat there harbl in Darren. After a minute or two he pulled out of Darren and fell down on the bed. Wess said "That was amazing.", Darren rolled over onto Wess's chest and said "I love you Wess". Wess replied "I love you too Darren". Then Paul walked in... TBC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1u Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Darren was breathing heavily in front of the camera on the newly designed set. The beginning of a season was always nerve racking. 100's of thousands of fans would be eagerly awaiting for this episode. He began to feel vaclemped and overwhelmed from this thought. He ran to the kitchen for some water. Wess followed him. Wess has been Darren's best friend for what seemed like forever, Darren could always count on Wess to talk to in a time of need. Wess asked "Are you okay Darren? You rushed out pretty fast.". "Tons of fans are counting on us Wess! I can't do this..." Darren mumbled. "Don't talk like that Darren you will do fine!" Wess almost yelled. Darren rebutted "Well how do you know?!". "Because I believe in you Darren... You are the best IPTV show host I know... You can do this!" Wess pulled Darren toward him in a violent act of love. "Don't give up now..." Wess then kissed Darren in a blind moment of passion, Darren stood there shocked and amazed... He has always imagined this moment in his head since they have met, Wess pulled away and said "I don't know what came over me. I just admire you so much Darren". Darren chuckled "I have always wanted that you know...". Wess looked into Darren's eyes and said "Well I have always wanted more...". Wess grabbed Darren "Lets have a little fun before the show...". They ran into Wess's bedroom and tore their clothes off in a rage of pent up love. They fell on the bed and kissed and caressed each other. Darren slid down Wess and started to lick his erect harbl. Wess moaned in ecstasy and Darren started to move farther down Wess's harbl until Wess was about to explode. Wess stopped Darren and started to lick Darren's harbl. Darren still couldn't believe this was happening, his most wanted fantasy was coming true. Darren wanted to release into Wess's mouth so bad but he stopped him and said "Fook me like you've never fooked before.". Wess pulled out the lube and started to lube up his erect harbl. Darren bent over into a pillow. Wess asked "Are you sure you want to do this?". "I've never wanted to do anything as much as this in my life" Darren said. Wess gently pushed into Darren, Darren moaning with each thrust. He went slow at first then picked up speed. Soon they were both yelling and didn't care who heard them. Wess's nuts were slapping against Darren with every thrust. Wess exploded inside Darren as Darren exploded all over the bed. Wess sat there harbl in Darren. After a minute or two he pulled out of Darren and fell down on the bed. Wess said "That was amazing.", Darren rolled over onto Wess's chest and said "I love you Wess". Wess replied "I love you too Darren". Then Paul walked in... TBC! Nice fan story. Good laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicatronTg Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 ./removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 ./removed you mean rm -r . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snubs Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 OMG... noooooooooooooooooo I feel somewhat disturbed and I think I may have nightmares tonight :( My boyfriend is not ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1u Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 ./removed http://tldp.org/LDP/Bash-Beginners-Guide/html/ I think you seriously need to read that guide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I'll finish this post in a minuet, now that I have read the post at the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 OK, I lost interest at "Wess then kissed Darren in a blind moment of passion". SUDO remove_very_odd_post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 post continues: I refer you to the 7th rule of gaming according to Destructoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digip Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 And I quote: 7: Everyone is gay: Before the Internet was invented, gay people were those in society who were attracted physically and emotionally to members of the same gender. Since the Internet, everyone and everything is gay. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all gay, gay, gay. Lag is gay, snipers are gay, noobs are gay, people from other countries are gay, the countries they come from are gay, the ocean the country is surrounded by is gay, the fish in the ocean are gay, all sealife is gay, life is gay, gays are gay, gay gay gay. Gay. Using the same one-syllable word to describe everything you don't like might not be an indicator of a varied vocabulary, but who cares? Words are gay. This thread is gay. Period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicatronTg Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 ./removed http://tldp.org/LDP/Bash-Beginners-Guide/html/ I think you seriously need to read that guide. I have a shell script, that runs an auto stupid post program. It just detected you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicatronTg Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 VaKo, how is the stupid post filter coming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicatronTg Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 ~~~Image Removed~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetelectric Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 This thread makes jeebus cry. ....... and me laugh.. /me looks left looks right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tim.vangehugten Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Nice end^_^ what is your inspiration? :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 roflmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffware Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 lol this is so good time for another battle darren and wess battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Agreed. What game? Community decision as to keep it fair and neutral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeoneE1se Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 you did a first person shooter to truly pwn you must pwn in all games time for an RTS I vote for a somewhat old RTS that is one of the best there is/was Red Alert 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phredsir Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Wow that is disturbing in so many ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tim.vangehugten Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 I vote for a somewhat old RTS that is one of the best there is/was Red Alert 2 Indeed Red Alert 2, and don't forget the tune,it would be awesome if you use that. I thought it was "hell march" love that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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