VilleValoV Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 After an impromptu family reunion yesterday a few generations of the Kania Family met up at my dads house and began to drink. There was a Tv tuned to HBO turned way down low and in the far end of the house. A few people cought wind of the "Aristocrats" special. And the Word Quickly Spread thoughout the get together. Needless to say, Drunken badgering about Grandmothers Giving their Grandchildren rimjobs, and fathers fisting the family dog ensued. If anyone isnt familiar with the joke "The Aristocrats". the joke goes like this... A guy walks into a talent agency and is greeted by one of the premier Talent agents in (Insert Name of State/City/etc.) The man tells the agent "I have an amazing act to tell you about, I just need a minute of your time". The agent says "Okay, you got your minute, shoot"... The man says "Okay! Well its a family act. Me, my wife, my son, my daughter, and the family dog...." (Insert every sick and twisted thing you can think of that a family could do together on stage. Including, but not limited to...Felching, Period Blood, Feces, Beastility, Incest, Sodomy, Vomit, Semen, Necrofeila, Other Members of the family) "....and then we all stand up and take a bow" The talent agent looks Dumbfounded and mutters "Thats some kinda act you have there, What do you call yourselves?" So the Man says "The Aristocrats". If you dont understand why or how this joke was ever funny then this probably isnt the "project" for you. But i was hoping that we could accumulate a good amount Forum user submitted Audio clips of you all doing the jokes yourselves. And of course ill put one up very soon. Just an idea! I know im not the only one that would like to see what people come up with tho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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