kainchick Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 heh, so on irc we were joking around about having Hak.5 action figures. what do you think each one should come with? Darren Wess Evil server Ali Jon Harrison Hak.5 fan Hak.5 UBER fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Well, harrison's should come with a computer featuring 5.25" bay beer resivoirs and a metasploit sticker on the side. Dont know about the others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 The Evil Server should come with Ali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga-Zula Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 There should be one of melodic that comes with knives and brushable long black bangs. And when the figure is close to downer music water drips from its eyes. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homebrew Hacks Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 don't forget to make them say "winners don't do warez" and "trust your technolust" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homebrew Hacks Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 There should be one of melodic that comes with knives and brushable long black bangs. And when the figure is close to downer music water drips from its eyes. :D how would you dstinguish that from, oh let's say a ringtone or the mario bros. theme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainchick Posted June 28, 2006 Author Share Posted June 28, 2006 The Evil Server should come with Ali. lol yea i said that and everyone said it should be like barbie and ken come seperatly so you have to buy both, but then i said they'd probably run off together cause they didnt come togehter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atari6502 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Darren should come with an action motorcycle with noobseeking rockets. Wess with a cordless screwdriver and a giant modded DDR board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Wess obviusly should come with 4 crates of beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famicoman Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Darren should come with an action motorcycle with noobseeking rockets. Batteries included? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga-Zula Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Harrison should come with 2 different wigs, and a ferrari that he can fit in. And Jon should come with a seperate boombox that plays nonstop pearl jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingwray Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Wess should have a push button that says: "Do you have trouble hacking at night?" when pressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 heh, so on irc we were joking around about having Hak.5 action figures. what do you think each one should come with? Darren Wess Evil server Ali Jon Harrison Hak.5 fan Hak.5 UBER fan Evil Server -- glowing red power button when pressed says "I pwn all ur (fill-in-the-blank)" Harrison -- Laptop with an arp table on the screen Hak.5 fan -- hak.5 t-shirt and a random quote from the show. Hak.5 UBER fan -- same as above, desk with 3 monitors on it, 1 has hak5 forums, 1 has hak5 website, 1 has hak5 IRC and a mini DDR pad partially put together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodic Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 haha melodic action figure :P i think there should be some form of buffer over flow with beer figures :P like harrison stooped over with beer in his hand :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadaender Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Wess with a cordless screwdriver and a giant modded DDR board. I didn't know that screwdrivers were powered by electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyrancher82 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Wess with a cordless screwdriver and a giant modded DDR board. I didn't know that screwdrivers were powered by electricity. Never seen a power screwdriver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy© Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 We already have one I think We are not worthy Sir Ian And admit it you know where the damed grail is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainchick Posted June 28, 2006 Author Share Posted June 28, 2006 haha melodic action figure :P it would have to be emo :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy© Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Ooo you so need one of these before you can start world domination... http://www.toyrocket.com/jsp/catalog/detail.jsp?id=8560 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadaender Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Wess with a cordless screwdriver and a giant modded DDR board. I didn't know that screwdrivers were powered by electricity. Never seen a power screwdriver? Only as an attachment for my aircompressor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 when you pull the string on harrisons back, does it say "I'll send my code to his code and make some shit happen" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodic Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 when you pull the string on harrisons back, does it say "I'll send my code to his code and make some shit happen" NOW THAT WOULD BE A ACTION FIGURE! and you can look through harisons eyes n they will be like beer goggles :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rFayjW98ciLoNQLDZmFRKD Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Wess obviusly should come with 4 crates of beer. It can be an add on assecory kit! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atari6502 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 and you can look through harisons eyes n they will be like beer goggles :D Now that's funny! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinmaRyuu Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Darren: Ninja turtle Shirt, Motorcycle, Mini DV Cam, and 3 monitor playset. Wess: Soldering Iron, Hak5 modded computer, Shoulder punching action, and DDR Pad Playset. Evil server: Opens up to show the new hak5 set. (ala the turtle lair back in the day), also comes with extra figures of Mike Lazz and Jenn Cutter including the Canon camera and hockey stick mic. Ali: Mini Evil Server, Game Cube with DVD mod, Glass of wine, Couch Playset Harrison: Box Of Hakor flakes coupon, Laptop, Beer Bottle, Interchangable heads to show stages of drunkeness. Hak.5 fan: Hak5 T-Shirt, DVD of All Episodes, Laptop showing Hak5 IRC, Computer desk playset Hak.5 UBER fan: Hak5 T-shirt authographed by all the crew, Direct copy of the evil server used to play all episodes and extras only, CD with rare Darren's Drunken rant against Linux included, Ball of hair from Darren and Wess' hair brushes taken late at night. Series 1 figures are available now from the Microshaft website. Make sure to use the promo code "n00bling" to get the special clear Jon figure and alternitive "Crazy Legs" Wess from WOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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