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i was thinking bout this and allready have a half decent 3 ine's :D

i was thinking bout doing it on the rythm of "will the real slim shady please stand up - eminem"

this is the bit i got :

coding around while the cpu gets hot

screaming 1337 haxxor like you give a fuck

your windows down but my linux up

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may I have all your base please?

may I have all your base please?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

I repeat, will the real perl coder please stand up?

We're gonna have a broken loop here..

Y'all act like you never seen a text editor before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Duelus just burst in the door

and started codin' bloated worse than before

they first were 1337, noobs all around the floor (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just get knifed, no. did he?"

And GHRYGGZ said... nothing you idiots!

GHRYGGZ's banned, he's stuck in the tubes! (Ha-ha!)

Gamer women love Sparda {*vocal turntable:

chigga chigga chigga*} "aardwolf, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what

Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of base in my code loose

But no worse, than what's goin on inside your server room

Sometimes, I wanna get on IPTV and just let loose, but can't

but it's cool for VaKo to stop the noob abuse

"My code is on your desktop, my code is on your desktop"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little click

And that's the KILL message we deliver to little PIDs

And expect them not to know what a erotic furrie is

Of course they gonna know what f0ru3 s3x with Kevin Mitnick is

By the time they write their own code

They got the internet don't they?

"We ain't nothing but coders.." Well, some of us loaders 'n compilers

who cut other peoples code apart like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}

But if we can steal code and sell it

then there's no reason that C++ and Visiual Basic can't elope

{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Noons wave your get your pwnage dose, sing the chorus and it goes

may I have all your base please?

may I have all your base please?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

I repeat, will the real perl coder please stand up?

We're gonna have a broken loop here..

may I have all your base please?

may I have all your base please?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

I repeat, will the real perl coder please stand up?

We're gonna have a broken loop here..

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theres a VERY good web interface one from digg

i've only used it on windows but it should work anywhere firefox does i'm to lasy to search for it my self but some keywords are

oddcast

vhost

it's one of dem sitepal things they are stupid as hell but should suit your needs just make sure you have cookies turned off for that site or you only get 3 lines

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it was a california august in 82

when my mother gave birth to the spamtec crew

13 years later had me looking at linux

programming made me stronger like popeye to spinach

now - people know that a dg carry weapons

but if that weapon is a NES, you stepping?

we finished contra with only one life

finished metal gear 2 using only a knife

right - people might think that were frontin

then they see all the noobs online that im puntin

my rhymes flow just like my code

even though my source is owned by SCO

what about my endian? i keep it low

see me on gunbound? call me pro

ima certified legend but im still your bro

this is a psa boy the more you know

im a legend everywhere that i go every distro

every craigs list ho pumping they fist yo

cant get enough of ytcrackers jams and they

cant get enough of ytcrackers spam

x2

my hearts wide open goatse

and my windows min(h) like ho chi

im just another nerd but i rap about it

shit talk on the net then i laugh about it

ive been caught slipping like the star wars kid

when im on ebay sniping a bid

catch me on a webcam like numa numa

see me at the club and im rocking puma

another net legend if ya see me yodel

spit a little something thats anecdotal

tell me bout the time that ebaumsworld

stole your chop like i stole your girl

catch me on genmay not something awful

lowtax would ban me rofl rofl

ima certified legend but im still your bro

this is a psa boy the more you know

im a legend everywhere that i go every distro

every craigs list ho pumping they fist yo

cant get enough of ytcrackers jams and they

cant get enough of ytcrackers spam

x2

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i was thinking bout this and allready have a half decent 3 ine's :D

i was thinking bout doing it on the rythm of "will the real slim shady please stand up - eminem"

this is the bit i got :

coding around while the cpu gets hot

screaming 1337 haxxor like you give a fuck

your windows down but my linux up

coding around while the cpu gets hot

screaming 1337 haxxor like you give a fuck

your windows down but my linux up

so why dont you just shut the fuck up

:D

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may I have all your base please?

may I have all your base please?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

I repeat, will the real perl coder please stand up?

We're gonna have a broken loop here..

Y'all act like you never seen a text editor before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Duelus just burst in the door

and started codin' bloated worse than before

they first were 1337, noobs all around the floor (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just get knifed, no. did he?"

And GHRYGGZ said... nothing you idiots!

GHRYGGZ's banned, he's stuck in the tubes! (Ha-ha!)

Gamer women love Sparda {*vocal turntable:

chigga chigga chigga*} "aardwolf, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what

Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of base in my code loose

But no worse, than what's goin on inside your server room

Sometimes, I wanna get on IPTV and just let loose, but can't

but it's cool for VaKo to stop the noob abuse

"My code is on your desktop, my code is on your desktop"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little click

And that's the KILL message we deliver to little PIDs

And expect them not to know what a erotic furrie is

Of course they gonna know what f0ru3 s3x with Kevin Mitnick is

By the time they write their own code

They got the internet don't they?

"We ain't nothing but coders.." Well, some of us loaders 'n compilers

who cut other peoples code apart like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}

But if we can steal code and sell it

then there's no reason that C++ and Visiual Basic can't elope

{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Noons wave your get your pwnage dose, sing the chorus and it goes

may I have all your base please?

may I have all your base please?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

I repeat, will the real perl coder please stand up?

We're gonna have a broken loop here..

may I have all your base please?

may I have all your base please?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

will the real perl coder please shut up? Please shut up?

I repeat, will the real perl coder please stand up?

We're gonna have a broken loop here..

:shock: *mouth falls opem* OMG thats gr8 u 1337 haxxor :P

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That is realy realy good, how much would it cost to hire Weried al to sing that? :P

To that end, I'v always thought a song about how craptastic windows is sung to the music of "When I'm cleaning windows" would be prety good. It would be called "When I'm running windows" :P

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