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Well, I've given an answer that would get the file but I personally think that if you want this petty, pathetic, pointless, annoying, immature BS kind of batch file that the OP is trying to get you might at least try to write it yourself or even FIND it yourself.
I can understand not re-inventing the wheel, but if you're gonna waste your time trying to get people to give you tools to screw over classmates or screw a 'friend's' computer you should do it yourself, I'm not gonna be the one to give you a free pass to being an annoying little fuckwit and I doubt other people here will either.
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