Keiyentai Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I lvoe Ghostbusters :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ABC Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Goldfinger- Bond: "do you expect me to talk?" GF: 2No, mr bond I expect you to die" Blade- guy 1: you missed it man it did the loop and the twirl" guy 2 continuse on "and the sword and spins and then SHUT THE FUCK UP" Matrix tank: "so what do you need besides a miracle?" neo: "guns, lots of guns" terminator 1- the terminator: "ill be back" *crashes a car through the building* ghostbusters- "every thing was fine till dickless here shut off the power grid" mayor: "is this true?" peter: "yes, this man has no dick" Scarface- "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" *BOOM!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dankiswess Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 GhostBusters - "My girlfriend likes to sleep above the covers.....4 feet above the covers! She barks, she drules, she growls......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Toxie Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 More Ghostbusters love- "Two in the box, ready to go, 'cause we be fast and they be slow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ABC Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 GhostBusters - "My girlfriend likes to sleep above the covers.....4 feet above the covers! She barks, she drules, she growls......" LOL, My dream gal :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Scarface-"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" *BOOM!* Boom? Wasn't the "little friend" the chainsaw those columbians(? Puerto Ricans?) used on his buddy (Paco?) when he was still street shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Toxie Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 no sir, I don't think so, but I am no authority, I can't even spell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keiyentai Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 No his "little friend" was a tommy gun when his house was getting ambushed. "Hmm fresh victims from the ever growing army of the undead" -Army of Darkness/Blood the videogame- "Welcome back to the world of the living, now grab a shovel and start digging!" -Army of Darkness- Bad Ash: I'm bad ash, and your good Ash. I'm bad Ash and your good Ash. Goody little toeshoes, goodie little toushoes! *gun coks and goes off* Good Ash: Good, Bad, I'm the one with the gun -Army of Darkness- "Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!" -Army of Darkness- I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And, Jack left town. -Army of Darkness- Notice I like Army of Darkness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atari6502 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Scarface-"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" *BOOM!* Boom? Wasn't the "little friend" the chainsaw those columbians(? Puerto Ricans?) used on his buddy (Paco?) when he was still street shit? His Little friend was an M16 with a grenade launcher underneath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keiyentai Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Oh ya..why did I think TOmmy gun...o.O owell my bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dankiswess Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Kei, that's why you get pwnt in UT, you can't even tell your weapons apart! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keiyentai Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 OH that was a low one :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeetNoob Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 "There is no pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air." "We figure abortion clinics are a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be here?" "Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer." (In a gun shop) "We call this piece the 'Fecalator'. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on." Shall I go on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadaender Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Continuation of Dogma quotes...: Metatron: I am to charge you with a holy crusade. Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic. Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day. Bethany: New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade. Metatron: Aside from the fine print, that's it. Bethany: What's the fine print? Metatron: [mumbling into glass] Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence. Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that. Metatron: Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Not a movie but a cool line anyway "it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum" First heard that on Duke Nukem. Duke is so cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atari6502 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Not a movie but a cool line anyway"it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum" First heard that on Duke Nukem. Duke is so cool. Actually that was in a movie. "They Live" and was said by none other than Rowdy Roddy Piper. :) Not sure which did it first though. "I'd rather have a gun and not need it- than need a gun and not have it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snax Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "That's not a tool... that's a damn brick! Kip, man we gonna use a brick, we may as well call prison and make reservations!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dankiswess Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Actually that was in a movie. "They Live" and was said by none other than Rowdy Roddy Piper. SmileNot sure which did it first though. They Live came first. There's also classics like, "Gimme some sugar, baby!" or , "What are you? Some kind of scum sucking, bottom feeding, algea eater?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetelectric Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "Run Forest ! Run !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atari6502 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 heh heh While were on the more colorful quotes, "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Any women or children?" "Sometimes!" " How can you shoot women or children?" " Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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