PoyBoy Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 My favorite line/quote from a movie is ftom the Boondock Saints: "Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atari6502 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 "we're gonna need a bigger boat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metatron Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: "Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 throwing it out seems like a pretty good idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifting Sno Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 From the old 60's Batman Movie: "Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobotChild Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Also from Jay and Silent Bob - "What the fuck is the internet?" Not my favourite, but one of my top ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quile Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 "doh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Here's a few I regularly use as email quotes: I love movies that make America look great. Like Rambo 3. - Sleepaway Camp 3 - I like movies that have good acting. Like Gone With The Wind or The Care Bears. - Sleepaway Camp 3 - I like you. You have balls. I like balls. - Team America - I order to be anally retentive, one must first have an anus. - Dogma - This was your idea, B. If you don't like your ideas, stop having them. - Ginger Snaps - This one's super lucky! - Battle Royale - I just didn't want to be a loser anymore. - Battle Royale - What's wrong with killing? Everybody's got their reasons. - Battle Royale - This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! - The Big Lebowski - Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." - The Big Lebowski - Your suffering will be legendary. Even in hell! - Helloween II - I could go on, but I better not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famicoman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. -- Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers) Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese? Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. Jules: Then what do they call it? Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese. Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac? Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac. Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper? Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. (Pulp Fiction) [Jules and Vincent take Marvin with them in their car and Vincent's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off] Vincent: Whoa! Jules: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man! Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. Jules: Why the fuck did you do that! Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident! Jules: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time... Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something. Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump. (Pulp Fiction) Joe: And you are Mr. Pink. Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink? Joe: Cause you're a faggot, ok? Mr. Pink: How about I be Mr. Purple? Joe: No, You can't be Mr. Purple. Mr. Pink: Why not? Joe: Someone on another job is Mr. Purple! Mr. White: Who cares what your name is? Mr. Pink: Oh yeah that's easy for you to say you've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr. Pink. (Resevoir Dogs) Carlos: What? Were they psychos, or...? Seth Gecko: They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are! (Dusk Till Dawn) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 Stop having them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Mischif Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! "Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.""You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?" "Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black man. YO THIS IS ZERO COOL! ""Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and...god. So, would your holiness care to change her password?" "Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 uh, i can do all of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 "Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.""You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?" You never had me...you never had your car OWNED! ANAKIN: We lost somethingOBI-WAN: Not to worry, we're still flying half the ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 "Hay, laser lips, your moma was a snow blower!" ... can you name that movie? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I had to Google it. Never did like that movie for some reason... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 "Dude i kinda feel like god..." Quoted from HACKERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 i feel like a sysop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickarse Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 "Mess with the best die like the rest" - Hackers "Well it looks like I'm on top" - Hackers "... and what does he do?""That's it, he just sits there and looks pretty all day" - Hackers "ma, ma, my stapler" - Officespace "I just feel like she's cheating on me""I know what you mean""You know what I mean?""Yeah she just seems like..." - Officespace .... tooo tired to remember the others I love... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"........Star Wars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dankiswess Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 "....Well, Rocco, you certainly illustrated the diversity of the word." -Boondock Saints after Rocco used the F bomb in everyway immaginable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Toxie Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 "I find your lack of faith disturbing" -Star Wars "English mother fucker, do you speak it?" -Pulp Fiction "No time for love Doctor Jones" -Temple of Doom/Clerks While not a movie, anything with Red Forman threating to put his foot in someones ass (That 70's Show) gets me every time. I'm sure there are more, I have all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linux4eva Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Cop - "Are you presently on any kind of medication?" Mr. Bean - "Not that I know of..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Toxie Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"? Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly. Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes... Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave. Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria. Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left? Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. Dr Ray Stantz: Listen! Do you smell something? Dr. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant? Librarian Alice: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol? Librarian Alice: No. Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now? Library Administrator: What's has that got to do with it? Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist. Dr Ray Stantz: Where do these stairs go? Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up. Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. [pause] Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick. Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say. Winston Zeddemore: Do you believe in God? Dr Ray Stantz: Never met him. I should just post the script, I loves me some Ghostbusters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeGrijze Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 From the film "Face off" the quote "No more drugs for that man" Gerard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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