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3 Ways to crash a system using a forum


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1) Post 10000 Smilies

2) Post an Auto Redirect to 1) on every topic

3) Post Virus Script enabling HTML posting

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so? that is not how to crash a forum, that is how to crash a private system with very little relative processing capabilities.

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so? that is not how to crash a forum, that is how to crash a private system with very little relative processing capabilities.

So you've been testing it out on your forum, which has absolutely nobody signed up to it.

No topics.

No posts.

So you have to spam this forum with useless topics and posts.

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so? that is not how to crash a forum, that is how to crash a private system with very little relative processing capabilities.

So you've been testing it out on your forum, which has absolutely nobody signed up to it.

wrong did it years ago and some idiot did sign up for my forum, but i don't really care if anybody does or not

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I don’t like criticizing people unless they are really doing something stupid or annoying, but back away from the keyboard and think before you post.

If you are going to start another thread think to yourself is this interesting to anyone other then yourself and if you are going to ask a question at least Google it before you post it. I know people say “there is no such thing as a stupid question†, but seriously there really is.

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I don’t like criticizing people unless they are really doing something stupid or annoying, but back away from the keyboard and think before you post.

If you are going to start another thread think to yourself is this interesting to anyone other then yourself and if you are going to ask a question at least Google it before you post it. I know people say “there is no such thing as a stupid question†, but seriously there really is.

/me agrees with metatron. I usually am one to say there is no such thing as a stupid question, but THIS user has nothing but stupid questions BECAUSE he/she/it doesn't know how to google anything or think.

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hes back to spam did you say?

meh stupid noobs. i suppose we were one once upon a time. yet we didnt spread our stupidity through forums lol the clever ones of us googled our little socks off and read, and read, and read.. take note GJFJFJ%$J% what ever ur name is...

READ stuff first..

any one read the story on digg about the dodo skeleton?

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1) Post 10000 Smilies

2) Post an Auto Redirect to 1) on every topic

3) Post Virus Script enabling HTML posting

Remeber what I said... we can go back to me cleaning up the forums after you...

BUT READ THE GOD DAMN FRACKING REPLYS AND LEARN WHY THIS ISN'T AND WILL NEVER BE CONSIDERED COOL

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Can we just make him feel insecure; i.e. make him feel not safe. Something like call him by his name, Zachary.

I really don't care what you call me or why you call me wha tyou call me as long as i can recognise what you are calling me without using three posts to get the answer (or god forsake me use GOOGLE! Yeah i try not to use that but i'll explain that only if you ASK ME TO !!!

hes back to spam did you say?

meh stupid noobs. i suppose we were one once upon a time. yet we didnt spread our stupidity through forums lol the clever ones of us googled our little socks off and read, and read, and read.. take note GJFJFJ%$J% what ever ur name is...

READ stuff first..

any one read the story on digg about the dodo skeleton?

OK Second Point of Interest GHRYGGZ is OLD ENGLISH, mispelled Dumbass That Real is my last name but with an S. and now...

I don’t like criticizing people unless they are really doing something stupid or annoying, but back away from the keyboard and think before you post.

If you are going to start another thread think to yourself is this interesting to anyone other then yourself and if you are going to ask a question at least Google it before you post it. I know people say “there is no such thing as a stupid question†, but seriously there really is.

just to lrt you know i wasn'y asking a question, that was a statement of facts.

noob question:

What a auito re-direct?

/NQ

you write a script that causes the say page two of a thread to redirect to the fifth page of another thread.

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noob question:

What a auito re-direct?

/NQ

you write a script that causes the say page two of a thread to redirect to the fifth page of another thread.

I don't know of any forums that would work on.

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