Take one saucepan, empty 1 or 2 cans of baked beans in, depending on how hungry you are/if there's anyone else joining you...
now, as they heat up, when they start to simmer, throw in some mayonaisse (preferrably garlic), add soy sauce, cheese (keep stirring, else it goes solid), ham/pepperoni/sausage/meat of some kind - black pudding works well too, tomatoes, tomato puree/ketchup depending on what you have, though puree is preferable, add other things you think would taste good...
add salt and pepper to taste, maybe mixed herbs or spices depending on your preference..
continue to simmer until the beans are well done (taste doesn't matter, you covered that with the mayonaisse/soy sauce/tomatoes etc...)
Very nutritious, very filling, tastes great and looks... interesting... but it's all good! A small bowl will fill practically anyone up! Serve with a slice of medium-sliced white bread or two or thicker cut farmhouse style bread for full enjoyment.
Takes roughly 10-15 minutes on high heat, turning it down when it starts to boil but YMMV... Great stuff! Accompany with a traditional English ale, beer of your choice or water... water works good with this...
Also works cold (after cooking and sticking it in the fridge) and can (but probably shouldn't) be reheated so can be used for several meals!
Edit: Baked Beans = Haricot beans in ketchup.