Then I must mention my college breakfasts!
Purchase the following from Asda (or other store that sells this stuff):
2, 4 or 8 pre-cooked Spicy Chicken Fillets (you buy them hot- I generally stick to less since more than you can eat is a waste unless someone is joining you for breakfast),
1 pack of 10 or 20 cheese slices (you know, the plastic stuff?)
1 pack of 4 Ploughman's rolls... large enough and have the misc. seeds on top...
Optionally, mayo... again, garlic if preferred...
Now open your roll (they come in packs of four) and add mayo if you bought any... place 1 or 2 cheese slices on each roll, now place a chicken fillet on the cheese slices and add more cheese slices... if you fancy, add mayo again now and top with the other half of the roll... If you bought 8 fillets, add two instead of one...
Repeat for each roll. by which time the first will be cooling slightly but the cheese slices will have melted... gorge, repeat, go to class!
I generally accompany this with a minimum of 1 litre of caffeine drink, since it is required for a college day...