ynt4xe770r Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 ++++ + + + ++++++ + + ++++ + + + + + + + + + ++ + + + + + + + +++++ ++++++ + + Y0U VAKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ynt4xe770r Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 DAMN it took out the spaces! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodic Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 what the hell are you trying to do now :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I belive he was trying to do " 'fuck' you vako" in ASCII art... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodic Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 well arnt we childish syntax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARTACVS Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I'm sorry, Chuck Norris just owns everything in his path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 All I have to say is: 1. Jet Kune Do 2. Bruce Lee had to slow down his marshal arts moves because they cameras couldn't film fast enough Bruce Lee will probably never be replaced. Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZ Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 With all the stupid hype about Chuck norris i say bruce lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kYd Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 ^^ You man keiffer sutherland. And no.. he would die. Bruce lee would eat them both for breakfast. :x you are mistaken.. some facts about Jack Bauer >Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy. >In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border. >If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer. >Don't beg Jack Bauer to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Jack Bauer what to do. >Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep. :P lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Jack Bauer FTW!!!!! http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty Some of my favourites The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. I'm sure you get the idea Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris > Bruce Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technologique Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I always wanted to see Jack Bauer play russian roulette with a semi-automatic. >coughs< Anyways, I love 24, and Jack the man, and it's way to early in the frelling morning, so I forgot what I was going to type. Bollocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I always wanted to see Jack Bauer play russian roulette with a semi-automatic. There's a story about some guy that did just that on the Darwin Awards website. Amazing what various intoxicating substances and a few extra chromosones can do to a man. And Bruce Lee is king. Period! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 <off topic="ASCIIart"> I'm a little late with this, but in case anyone else wants to try ASCII art on forums, instead of 'space' try using Alt+255 and stick it in a code box ;) *    *  *  *  ****    ***  ***    * *    *  *  *  *          *        *    *  * *    *  **    ***        **    *    *  * *    *  *  *  *                *  *    *  *** *  *  *  ****  ***  Â ***  * However, since it's not using a fixed width font, it's a litle wonky... ...and my ASCII art skills are a little rusty ;) Edit: seems to also work with 'space' as long as it's in a code box :) </off topic> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Ahh... my apolgies Mr $ynt4xe770r, I do belive I look rather foolish now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 eh? you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Was that what he wrote? Or just your text? (kinda begining to think we give the kid to much of a hard time you know, trying to be a bit nicer to him) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 ah yeah, that was just my demo text, but whatever he wrote I'm sure he meant well... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kYd Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Ok moonlit that was completley random. :?: Anywho, because we all love Jack Bauer...here's some more facts: >When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. >Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you. >It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed. >Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone. >Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ynt4xe770r Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 I'm sorry, Chuck Norris just owns everything in his path. Im sorry go fuck your mac fuckx0r you B337 Fucx0r! l0l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Ok, I was prepared to give syntax the benefit of the doubt but I think that just about says it all really... anyone agree?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ynt4xe770r Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 Ok, I was prepared to give syntax the benefit of the doubt but I think that just about says it all really... anyone agree?! http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 uhh... I know the definition of joking already thanks, though you might wish to read that yourself... you always say you're joking, no matter what the content of your message was - you obviously say it to dig(g) yourself out of the holes you constantly dump yourself in... either STFU, talk some sense just once in a while or just get the f* out... plain and simple... and no, I wasn't joking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technologique Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I finally remembered what I was going to say two days ago :D Right, first off, Moonie, there should be about two more *s in your post. *coughs* And yeah. The first time I heard of 24, it was a few series in, and I had the irrational belief that they didn't have breaks between the series, so it was one day, after another, after another etc etc. I got really confused during season three when everyone still seemed so alert, and no-one pooped! Actually... no-one ever poops in that show. Evah! Jack wins, 'cause he can outlast the others in a no-pooping contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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