QZak Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 This is the 404 error for a dating site called flirtbox.com taught it was cool here it is any way. Sorry The requested document does not live here anymore. I tried everyting. Even tried multi. Nothing helped. I'm really depressed about this. You see, I'm just a web server... -- here I am, brain the size of the universe, trying to serve you a simple web page, and then it doesn't even exist! Where does that leave me?! I mean, I don't even know you. How should I know what you wanted from me? You honestly think I can *guess* what someone I don't even *know* wants to find here? *sigh* Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry. And then where would we be, I ask you? It's not pretty when a web server cries. And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway? Just because I'm a web server, and possibly a manic depressive one at that? Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do? Huh? I'm so depressed... I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose. I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway? What kind of a life is that? Two effing weeks, and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release, that thinks it's God's gift to web servers, just because it doesn't have some tiddly little security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or something. I'm really sorry to burden you with all this, I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems, and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you. But I couldn't get this one. I'm so sorry. Believe me! Maybe I could interest you in another page? There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say, although none of them were put on *my* server, of course. Figures, huh? Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid. That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them, all day and all night long. Two weeks of information overload, and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash. What kind of a life is that? Now, please let me sulk alone. I'm so depressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famicoman Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 That admin has some problems coupled with too much free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 I must've seen that one at least 2 years ago. Here's a few more: The page cannot be fucking displayed The page cannot be displayed because you need some fresh air These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n3xg3n Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. "'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!" - Quoth the server, "404" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famicoman Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! never thought a server could be emo. Maybe the Evil Server is? **picks up cross, garlic and holy water** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadaender Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That wasn't the least bit exaggerated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QZak Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 That was good i must say so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rFayjW98ciLoNQLDZmFRKD Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I like the 404 flash game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QZak Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 post the link man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rFayjW98ciLoNQLDZmFRKD Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 http://homokaasu.org/errors/404.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QZak Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 thats pretty sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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