wetelectric Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 A man has been defecating in trains across south-east England, causing damage costing £60,000 to repair." the BBC writes. Apparently the guy waits until the train is empty (polite geeza) then proceeds to smear his butt nuggets all over the train. This phantom faecal fudger has evidently struck 30 trains. According to the BBC: "He travels to various areas and at different times of the day and different days of the week." So be careful, Mr mud-butt could be on a train near you. Police have released a picture of the guy whom they suspect is dropping the butt clusters. This Bondi cigar dropper is obviously dangerous. So i wouldn't approach him. I mean I wouldn't want any of my readers in the area to suffer collateral damage. Being hit by some butt butter could be dangerous. Police will be armed with industrial strength Andrex and rocket propelled Glade plugins. God speed gentleman in catching this tord terrorist. Thats it today from the nookie cookie news dept. Stay classy. I will keep you up to date people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaveMan Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 lucky i live in aus :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisiam Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Wow, wouldn't want to be jumping trains in England Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Ewww. Still, you probably wouldn't notice the crap with the state of some of the public transport here in the UK ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadaender Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 This doesn't normally happen in England? You guys should ride the subway in New York, they don't wait for people to leave the trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 what a great article, i never thought it was possible to come up with so many different words and phrases which all mean poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetelectric Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 what a great article,i never thought it was possible to come up with so many different words and phrases which all mean poo :) it's almost like I should get paid for this ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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