ShinmaRyuu Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 [Came up with this idea while chatting in IRC a few days back and thought it would be a fun idea. I used to write alot of song parodies just out of pure bordem and enjoyment of music. This is only the first version of this parody as i think i can clean it up a bit and make it better but i thought it was time to share with more than the IRC world of Hak5.] Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority (Parody Of Lemon Demmon's The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny) by Shinmaryuu Old DoubleD was sitting around TechTV like a big playground when suddenly KRose burst from the shade and hit DoubleD with a Idea so great DoubleD toked up and they started to film thebroken was born and on the attack who can forget the free pizza and Ramzi Hack but now the broken was gone this is true Kevin brought in Alex for a whole new feel Revision3 was born with a Diggnation apeal but before they could make it straight to the top Hak5 episode 1 came out with a pop Darren Kitchen, Wess Tobler, and Allicat and blew IPTV away with a half assed hak before they knew it they were on there way Open Alpha is next to game away the day This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority Video Bloggers, IPTVers, and Vidcasters as far as the eye can see And they all will survive, That's just the way it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority A girl gamer it's about dang time Jenn Cutter's her name and that's just fine DLTV is up next yes Pattrick came back Robert is there too with his lab in black the show is great, so you better get ready Ask a Ninja is quite deadly I think Hope Is Emo is the next to get ripped They are made by the same guys ain't that a trip I'll let you catch up if you falling behind open up iTunes and prepare to hit find The More Input Show can not be missed The 1UP Show either with it's gaming twist Bre Pettis is cool but it's not MAKE's fault Phill Torrone and MAKE are just cool by default Here's a fun fact, when CFH canada comes on the air Jenn Cutter and Hak5 can both be seen there, oooh This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority Video Bloggers, IPTVers, and Vidcasters as far as the eye can see And they all will survive, That's just the way it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown... they may be quite broke and drive a Ford Tarus but there low budjet shows shall never bore us Network tv is calling it quits on there phones and people are begging for there IPTV Jones the network is down, writhing in pain RSS is flowing and IPTV is winning the game you can sit back and watch as the bandwidth flys all network tv can do is sit back and cry then Gibson the hacker and Louis the cook and Kyle from pure pwnage that guy is real bright and Alex Lindsy and Amber Mac the sweetie and Math Club Chris and Michael Virdi Da Poorboys, the Frederator, Techcentric, and Andy Walker Dosman, on10, every single NerdTVer Cody P. Christian and The greatest StepOne, BSoD, Cali Lewis, Doc Tiki, and the new broken Network TV was going down fast As IPTV stepped up and kicked it's boring ass the people had spoke and they liked what they saw the forums and IRC were both in awe and the fight raged on for a century IPTV had finaly won, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their mentor: Leo Leport in a bright red sweater This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority Video Bloggers, IPTVers, and Vidcasters as far as the eye can see And they all will survive, That's just the way it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... of IPTV Superiority Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyrancher82 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 TV still owns IPTV :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spektormax Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Pardy of white and nerd parody of riding dirty. THe ryme is all fed up but its still funy. They see me hacking The school computers Getting admin rights to change the users I'm just a white hat hacker Living in a black hat world I'm just a white hat hacker Can't even get me a girl They see me enter some passwords and all the sudden I am admin I just got admin rights Cuz running student really bites Gonnna dump all the passwords Decrypt them even faster Staying up all night to hack All this caffine's gonna give me a heart attack Social engennering like Kevin Mitnick Don't know whats the next target to pick My fans spin at 5400 RPM Got 4 of em just to cool my RAM My cpu's overclocked to the extream Using liquid nitrogen to cool the thing Go Check up on security focus Look there's a new exploit for Locus Add that one to my botnet 2000 machines are just like a pet Playing COuter Strike off a stolen account Shoot you so many times that you can even count DDos you off the internet Thats the last time you make a bet There aint no computer I haven't owned Ain't no number I haven't phoned Program in C++ and PHP Don't you ever again mention VB I'll send you WMF's and VML's Download execute is the story I tell Hope you don't have an unencrypted Wifi Oh look a Credit Card time to make an ebay buy You see me moding My toaster Make it run linux I'm such a boaster I love GNu Linux It way better than Mimix FreeBsd runs fast It won't finish in last I like to VM My borwser That way Im not full of spyware I don't get all that spyware Don't ever run IE Live my whole life on FireFox Don't ever let a hacker in my box Don't own any softwear I just torrent all my warez If you need me why can't you see Just connect to my IRCD Oh woops I see your IP Its time to flood the stack of your TCP Don't tell me you Program HTML Don't you know it's not a langauge it's hell Your web page doesn't use CSS Quit using Javascript you little pest Your Prossesor stll has 8-bit's You add 2 plus 2 it give you fits Your still running DOS 6.22 I guess your one of the stupid Few Got Windows oh thats great I'll hack you Have my botnet jump up an attack you Gonna go grab a Ucom.jp That a 100 megabits incase you didn't see My Motherboard suports more CPU's than your car has doors That way I can do my NOt's And's and Or's Oh you use 256-bit AES Ill just Rainbowtable your mess You can use Blowfish thats ok I'll just bruteforce it any way You can use MD5 you sly fox I'll just use the birthday paradox You see me Searching for exploit I'm just trying to root more boxes I just want to be a hacker Not a script kiddie slacker Hit up all over millw0rm Looking for trojan worm They see me Complie Some SOurces ANd executing command.com JUst love to use command line Type, pipe, cat, and bind I'm not a black hat cracker I'm just a white hat hacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famicoman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I dislike the song only because it deals with just 2 networks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 This was originally part of a segment idea over in Dev.5 Sung to Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters": Twice the price of a plain PC. One-button mouse to keep things easy. Really slow, but don't you see It's a mac, and nothing else matters Bought the ipod, and a macbook pro. Scratched the ipod, but fixed it with Brillo Maxed the credit card, but don't you know It's a mac, and nothing else matters. Got a Steve Jobs poster on my bedroom wall. Girlfriend didn't like it, so she had to go. Like I'd pick her over my biggest hero. He gave us the mac, and nothing else matters. Windows SUCKS, compared to OSX But then it SUCKS compared to anything. But that's known. Twice the price of a plain PC. One-button mouse to keep things easy. Really slow, but don't you see It's a mac, and nothing else matters Windows SUCKS, compared to OSX But then it SUCKS compared to anything. But that's known. Bought the ipod, and a macbook pro. Scratched the ipod, but fixed it with Brillo Maxed the credit card, but don't you know It's a mac, and nothing else matters. Got a Steve Jobs poster on my bedroom wall. Girlfriend didn't like it, so she had to go. Like I'd pick her over my biggest hero. He gave us the mac, and nothing else matters. So what if there are no games? So what if the color scheme's gay? Steve Jobs isn't just some fool. At least he isn't Bill Gates' tool. I'm a Mac fanboy Twice the price of a plain PC. One-button mouse to keep things easy. Really slow, but don't you see It's still a mac, and nothing else matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Sweet Ultimate showdown rocks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinmaRyuu Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 Well i am glad a few people got a kick out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoR_Wraith Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Now we need people to make videos for these and stick them on youtube ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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