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Dudes, this is just freakin awesome... I have gotten spam email crap before but this is the first time someone has actually messaged me to actually work the mark. The following is chat log from yahoo following Random Message I received last night.

[06:52] sindy_green_66: how are you

[06:52] forseti_avatar: ah you're there... I'm ok, at work now.

[06:52] forseti_avatar: what are you up to?

[06:52] sindy_green_66: Just Checking my mails

[06:53] forseti_avatar: anything interesting?

[06:53] sindy_green_66: Yeah.... iam looking for a long term relationship that can torn to married with the right man

*Editor's note: First warning sign, above is a direct quote from initial message.*

[06:54] forseti_avatar: that's a good hobby

[06:54] forseti_avatar: :)

[06:54] sindy_green_66: k

[06:55] forseti_avatar: I'm sorry, I'm a bit sarcastic... it's a problem

[06:55] sindy_green_66: hmmmmmmmmmm?

[06:55] sindy_green_66: what you mean?

[06:56] forseti_avatar: I say Very Stupid Things

[06:56] forseti_avatar: on occasion

[06:56] sindy_green_66: Ouch

[06:56] sindy_green_66: Iam very sorry to hear that

[06:57] forseti_avatar: I am kidding of course

[06:57] sindy_green_66: Nop problem i have my own problem too

[06:57] forseti_avatar: what's that???

[06:58] sindy_green_66: Its along sad story ....right now iam not in ohio iam in a hospital in africa with my family for some bad reason

[06:59] forseti_avatar: sounds like a bad scene

[06:59] sindy_green_66: Yeah very sad

[06:59] sindy_green_66: i din;t mind to share it with yiu if you would like to know

[06:59] forseti_avatar: sure

[07:00] sindy_green_66: Accept my pic sharing

[07:01] forseti_avatar: not using yahoo client, I cannot do that w/ this program

[07:01] sindy_green_66: Okay

[07:01] sindy_green_66: Can you see me on the image?

[07:01] forseti_avatar: little tiny one, hang on...

[07:02] sindy_green_66: ok

[07:02] *** You have been disconnected. Fri Jun 02 07:02:29 2006.

*Editor's note: At this point I switched to yahoo client... frankly I was curious*

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:02:58 AM): better

*Editor's Note: At this point she sends Hot Chick Photos*

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:03:23 AM): yes

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:03:59 AM): this is what happen my father is a business man he brings electronics to nigeria to sell he has shop here....he now thinks instead of him coming here and going back to the state...he decided he move to nigeria with his family...becuz we left the state he has sold our house and the rest of the properties..we set to nigeria 4 a new life...on arriving to airport in nigeria we took a cab to our destination on the way we had an accident .we were rushed to the hospital by some good samaritans i dont know all this until i open my eye i met my self in the hospital..i asked about my dad ,mum and my sisters unfortunately the Dr told me they were all dead that am the only all that survive

*Editor's note: All that arrives instantly, no "sindy is typing" at bottom of screen.*

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:04:31 AM): wow, you type really fast

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:04:39 AM): yes

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:06:11 AM): tragic

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:06:22 AM): ???

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:06:59 AM): *insert sad emoticons here*

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:08:13 AM): pretty much, yeah

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:09:18 AM): Please can youcall me

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:09:32 AM): brb

*Editors note: I am at work and occasionally they make me do Work Related Stuff, bastards*

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:09:39 AM): k

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:16:32 AM): back, I am at work and I do not think they would appreciate me calling other countries on company phones

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:17:00 AM): you can try

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:17:02 AM): okay

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:17:26 AM): ************ iam sindy green in room 05

*Editor's Note: Removed phone#, haven't gotten around to checking if it is actual Nigerian # *

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:18:01 AM): didn't get the point of the whole company phone thing, huh?

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:18:15 AM): nop

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:18:46 AM): essentially, Can Not Call from Here

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:18:56 AM): ok

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:18:59 AM): i need your help

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:19:14 AM): help??? what kind of help?

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:19:50 AM): Iam Owing the hospital some money and they have seize all my return document to get back to the state untill i get paid the money i owe

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:20:07 AM): well, that just sux

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:20:14 AM): ???

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:20:37 AM): no street corners in Nigeria?

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:21:01 AM): i don't know any where in this dam country

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:23:01 AM): Sorry, work related stuff going on...

*Editors Note: Ok now I am just ROTFLMFAO and trying to think who I can tell about this.*

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:23:14 AM): Okay

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:24:59 AM): Can you help me?

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:25:00 AM): so, how much money are we talking?

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:25:12 AM): $700

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:25:55 AM): *insert more sad emoticons*

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:27:37 AM): well, aren't we impatient

*Editor's Note: Here is where I started this thread*

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:28:11 AM): Iam so sad

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:28:31 AM): horrible... sit tight hun, be right w/ you

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:28:56 AM): Okay i don't know if you are serious to help me

*Editor's Note: She's onto me!!! lol*

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:29:28 AM): yeah, I really do not think that is going to work for me

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:29:44 AM): good luck w/ that whole Getting Out of Country thing

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:30:29 AM): Well iam sure if i get the dam money paid to the hospital they will leave me and i will need all your full contact address anbd the name of the nearest airport to you and your phone number to call you at the airport so you can pick me up

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:32:18 AM): I am not really big into airports, they frighten me.... I think it may be some post-traumatic-trauma type thing from childhood or something

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:32:54 AM): Okay

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:33:08 AM): Can you help me with the hosptal bills ?

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:33:39 AM): again, really not thinking that is going to work for me

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:34:00 AM): Please i promise to come to you

sindy_green_66 (6/2/2006 7:34:07 AM): please help me with the money

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:35:14 AM): no can do

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:35:36 AM): I'm telling you tho... streetcorners are the way to go

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:35:57 AM): one night, maybe 2 and you have your money

forseti_avatar (6/2/2006 7:36:11 AM): peddle that ass baby, YEAH!

*Editor's Note: She signs off.*

That just made my whole freakin week.


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When people spam my IM, usually respond with "r u 4 sexes chat?"

That'll shut 'em up.

I have actually met a few decent ppl thru random IM's. Also, sometimes my curiosity gets the better of me and I just have to see where something is going.

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Ye, i do that some times. Some times BT won't pic up on a virus some one emailed me, and my curiosity makes me want to sand box it and see what it does :D

Unfortunatly no viruses that I have been sent are exciting ones like "Give us money and you can use your computer again". They are usualy data miners and spam bots and smtp farwarders.

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