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There was a young enthusiastic maker.
They had ordered their first Pineapple Tetra after quickly getting bored with their Nano.
"How exciting!" - They thought.
They had ordered the super cool item to their office just in case someone were to steal it in the land of Oak.
A large package arrived. It seemed a bit heavy for a Tetra, but what would They know.
The email confirmation solidified the fact that it must be the Tetra!
They thought quickly about how to rig this box for the bike ride home.
Wouldn't want to open it in the office since we need it together for safe transport!
The box was awkwardly transported for 1.7mi via bicycle through the dark soot covered trees of the Oak Land.
Finally. They made it! Glad that's over. Now to open this thing!
Opens box frantically and pulls out the paper packing material.
Oh, um... what .. the ...f...is this?
None other than a Replica PT- 99 pistol BB Gun!
Good thing they didn't open this in the office!?
How? Why? This mystery is one for the ages. Perhaps the true cost of discreet shipping.
It is believed by many circles that the design of the Tetra recently changed to be super covert, but also now is just a BB gun pistol.
Is it just as useful at cracking networks? Surely it must be, but what would They know.
~gh0st
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Name : Hi
Favourite game: hangman
Favourite OS: kali
Nationality: world
Sex: male
Age: 01101001 01100100 01101011
Race: translucent
Height: ¿
Status: placeholder
Build: energy
Favourite band: nortt
Favourite book: snow crash ( questionable )
Favourite author: edgar allan poe
Favourite movie: logan’s run
Favourite director: dan curtis
Other hobbies: design_sound_web_image_video_3d_grey_area_transhumanism
Occupation: corporate tech world ?
TALE OF THE MISSING TETRA
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Lol, thanks y'all!
!UPDATE
I just want to add that of course the customer support was excellent from Hak5 and I've now got myself a real pineapple tetra ?
❤️