There was a young enthusiastic maker.
They had ordered their first Pineapple Tetra after quickly getting bored with their Nano.
"How exciting!" - They thought.
They had ordered the super cool item to their office just in case someone were to steal it in the land of Oak.
A large package arrived. It seemed a bit heavy for a Tetra, but what would They know.
The email confirmation solidified the fact that it must be the Tetra!
They thought quickly about how to rig this box for the bike ride home.
Wouldn't want to open it in the office since we need it together for safe transport!
The box was awkwardly transported for 1.7mi via bicycle through the dark soot covered trees of the Oak Land.
Finally. They made it! Glad that's over. Now to open this thing!
Opens box frantically and pulls out the paper packing material.
Oh, um... what .. the ...f...is this?
None other than a Replica PT- 99 pistol BB Gun!
Good thing they didn't open this in the office!?
How? Why? This mystery is one for the ages. Perhaps the true cost of discreet shipping.
It is believed by many circles that the design of the Tetra recently changed to be super covert, but also now is just a BB gun pistol.
Is it just as useful at cracking networks? Surely it must be, but what would They know.
~gh0st
