Thank you for a quick reply. I was going crazy over this. I've just tried it on a Linux (SliTux) VM and still no luck. I'm in the UK so P&P alone rules out getting a replacement from the HakShop. I don't fancy forking out another $40 in P&P. :P I don't have any spare MicroSD cards, but I'll have to try any blag one from University or something. At the moment, I have almost $90 worth of USB shaped brick. It's sitting right next to my Raspberry Pi shaped brick as well. :'(
If I ever get a "Hello World" script running then I will probably end up putting the TwinDuck firmware on it. I've got some really nice C#.NET payloads which I'd like to test out; including one that I've dubbed "FireFox Extinguisher".
If I were to test it with my 32GB MicroSD, what method should I use to format it? I assume it's FAT32.