Tried that, still doesn't work.
I turned it on, I can ping it just fine. While I was pinging it I tried to reset it, the device never stopped responding to pings. Seems a little odd to me. The lights never change, the ping doesn't stop, there seems to be zero effect from hitting reset. (I tried to push it in for 1 sec, 5 sec, 10 sec, 30 sec all at different times, allowing a few minutes between each for it to do whatever)
I don't think this pineapple is fully functional.
If I get one of the serial cables can I bypass the authentication and flash this device?