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The iPhone needs more tones and ringtones solely because everyone has the same stupid sounds.

Aunts' Maine Coon kitten, afraid of everything that moves. http://t.co/tHS8tR07

Most disappointing part of eating a family dinner outside: the fly landing in your speghetti sauce and drowning. :(

Why can't the Penguins just start tomorrow?

The sun is just too bright. Blue eyes suck.

I for sure should drop out of school and become an air conditioner repair man. Could be charging $150/hr easy.

Staal gone. Here's the pick.

One of the interns here is some crazy conspiracy nut. Totally awkward conversations. I'm still stunned.

Getting a box from Amazon ranks up there with Christmas even if you already know what it is.

Writing my first security vulnerability disclosure... Can't believe this problem has existed for this long. #probablygothackedbefore

Flamers burgers are ridiculously good for being made in 30 seconds.

I'm sick of bugs in my house. I'm moving to Antarctica and living in a tent.

Apparently I missed out on installing servers yesterday too since they didn't know I was into that. Unreal depressed. :'(

Can't sleep. And its because I for some reason wonder what exactly happens when you put 1:99 into the microwave. Is the first minute 99 sec?

welp. i'm a joke. it didn't.

My FTP servers are down? Totally burned out this week. Hopefully no one notices. Not getting fixed.

The phone makes a noise at my desk everytime the control room gets a call.... #heartattack

Mike Smith still almost stopped it, great play by LA.

At Benihana for unreal food like usual.

I wonder if the sun still shines outside. #nowindowsnoclue

Sure, just hand me the keys to a $250m data center. That doesn't make me nervous or anything.

You know Tortorella is REALLY upset when he actually gives a press conference.

Badge didn't work on first day at work. I'm lucky even the lights turned on automatically for me in the bathroom.

Alright, Instagram is completely overused. No need to Instragram screen shots from your phone.

I had tan lines from my god damn gloves, sunglasses, and ear muffs. What a joke.