[Java on a Tetra? Yes, I know its not supported...]

Sorta kinda. I found that also and got excited - you'd think that'd be the one. It's possible I'm just over my head with it as I've never had to get this dirty with Java before... but I can follow directions well enough. I'm a bit worried the Nzyme app wouldn't run on the ME version anyway. When I try to execute the client, it errors out:

root@Pineapple:/usr/java/ojec-1.1.1-rr-bin-b02-linux-mips-product-22_apr_2013/ojec1.1.1/bin# ./cvm
./cvm: line 1: syntax error: unexpected "("

This is similar to what it shows when using other versions of the wrong architecture so I'm guessing it's not going to work at all either. Hopefully someone out there is more savvy on Java ME installs than I. 

[Java on a Tetra? Yes, I know its not supported...]

... however has anyone gotten it to work on their Tetra?

Have been trying various flavors including ME variants, looking for MIPS compatible versions, icedtea, and even kaffee (no compiler) with no luck so far.

I'm interested in seeing if I can get Nzyme (https://github.com/lennartkoopmann/nzyme) running and it's only available in Java ;(