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In all seriousness, this kind of cyber-douchery is a cancer on infosec journalism, dragging the entire field down with it. It needs to stop.

This is perhaps the most insane thing I've ever read on StackExchange: http://t.co/pK50WCWv

(though not until I've had food - I'm starving!)

"Greetings From Mrs. Zeng a staff of Lloyds TSB Group Plc. Your assistance is needed for a transaction that worth($ 13,991,674}." ... ORLY?

BaaS: Bacon as a Service

Just saw Skyfall. Personal opinion: first half was disjointed, incidental and full of cyber-jargon, but the second half made up for it.

Today's lesson: people shouldn't put UPnP on everything, nor should they bind interfaces to 0.0.0.0. Not everything needs remote access!

Told one of the PPI scam cold callers that my name was @mattallwright and they hung up on me. Seems to do the trick!

"We are pleased to inform you that Starcraft 2: Heart Of The Swarm is now available to order." ... SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

I can't believe I just said this... "1st of April, that's May day right?" #facedesk

Kaspersky must've been hanging out with McAfee when they decided to make their own "secure OS".

Pretty bad when a chip&pin machine tells you the firmware version, CPUID and LAN IP on the pin input screen.

Coincidentally, I'm listening to "I Hope You Die" by Bloodhound Gang.

It's not every day you get retweeted by Randy Newman.

.@kent_police So you've arrested someone for exercising his right to free speech and expression, which the poppy represents? Utterly moronic

Missed the first few minutes of the Ganzi vs. Bomber match... oh, I missed the whole game. gg, I guess? :P

Just found a new #spam network on #Twitter - search for "Павел Глоба" and you'll see plenty of spambots to report :)

I've developed a habit of saying "OF DOOM!" on the end of everything. I only just realised this morning, when I said "toothpaste OF DOOM!"

Wow, the #LoneStarClash sound guy needs firing.

Anyone seen the new Toys R Us advert? It's bloody terrible! It doesn't even rhyme!

Anons are on the march in London! https://t.co/QRfy6gCZ (image courtesty of @AnonymouSkY)

Man's cat dies, so he turns it into a hovercopter. This man needs a psychiatric evaluation and a medal. http://t.co/V0S3iYv3

A girl just asked "How do I get my rabbit to stop chewing the carpet?" on Facebook. My mind is so far in the gutter it's unreal.

Found a spyware bundle with a smart trick - drops a legit Flash update and injects a malicious HTTP download payload into the process.

Spambot: @roulylecg9 -- Have at it!