[Passwords]

Easiest way would probably be to call 911 and tell them your problem...

Seriously, do you really think that you'll get answers on how to do illegal stuff?

[Metasploit Has Killed A Child]

How bout installing an *NIX-like system? I also tried to install metasploit on win 7 couple of months ago and it was a real pain...

[Wpa And Wpa 2 With No Clients]

For me, the reaver-weakness is by far the fastest method of the ones proposed. I tried it on our Home-Network which has a 12-key WPA2 alphanumerical non-semantic pass and I got in in about 51 mins compared to about 35000 years when brute-forcing it with 2^56 permutations/sec ;)