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- Post just a joke.

- Post a riddle and see if someone can answer.

The more corny and silly the better. Knock Knock jokes are a big bonus.

My riddle:

A cowboy rides in to town on Friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

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ermm a riddle:

There are two guys, I know, that born a few minutes after one another from the same mother and farther. They are not twins, how can this be?

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ermm a riddle:

There are two guys, I know, that born a few minutes after one another from the same mother and farther. They are not twins, how can this be?

They are just two of tripplets? or Quadruplets? Or Quints? Or $NumberOfKids++; ?

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round.

Nope... think about that roundness some more...

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2. So they don't fall in?

Bingo! It can't fall down the hole, it doesn't have to line up to fit in the hole and it can be rolled instead of carried.

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Due to new Home Land Sercurty mesures they were put on the no-fly list after Osama was seen riding one in a video.

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Due to new Home Land Sercurty mesures they were put on the no-fly list after Osama was seen riding one in a video.

Your greatness is only surpased by your insanity. :)

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Hahaha this one made me laugh.

What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance?

(Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds)

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Hahaha this one made me laugh.

What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance?

(Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds)

I may be really far off here, but I'm gonna say a nipple.

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It's yellow and you can stand on it.

(taken from a t-shirt that made me laugh)

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Hahaha this one made me laugh.

What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance?

(Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds)

I may be really far off here, but I'm gonna say a nipple.

Nope but you are close.....

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Hahaha this one made me laugh.

What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance?

(Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds)

I may be really far off here, but I'm gonna say a nipple.

Nope but you are close.....

ok is it the whole fun bag then?

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