ShinmaRyuu Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 - Post just a joke. - Post a riddle and see if someone can answer. The more corny and silly the better. Knock Knock jokes are a big bonus. My riddle: A cowboy rides in to town on Friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W4RP3D Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 His horses name is friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinmaRyuu Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 His horses name is friday You are correct sir. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W4RP3D Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 ermm a riddle: There are two guys, I know, that born a few minutes after one another from the same mother and farther. They are not twins, how can this be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrytone Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 ermm a riddle:There are two guys, I know, that born a few minutes after one another from the same mother and farther. They are not twins, how can this be? They are just two of tripplets? or Quadruplets? Or Quints? Or $NumberOfKids++; ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W4RP3D Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 congrate, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degoba Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Why are manhole covers round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Employee Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? A stool? A tripod? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga-Zula Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? A yardstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga-Zula Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round. Nope... think about that roundness some more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrytone Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Why are manhole covers round? 1. Because man holes are round, as suggested 2. So they don't fall in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 2. So they don't fall in? Bingo! It can't fall down the hole, it doesn't have to line up to fit in the hole and it can be rolled instead of carried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZ Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Why can't horses fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Due to new Home Land Sercurty mesures they were put on the no-fly list after Osama was seen riding one in a video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinmaRyuu Posted May 23, 2006 Author Share Posted May 23, 2006 Due to new Home Land Sercurty mesures they were put on the no-fly list after Osama was seen riding one in a video. Your greatness is only surpased by your insanity. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Employee Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Hahaha this one made me laugh. What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance? (Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga-Zula Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Hahaha this one made me laugh.What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance? (Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds) I may be really far off here, but I'm gonna say a nipple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 It's yellow and you can stand on it. (taken from a t-shirt that made me laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinmaRyuu Posted May 23, 2006 Author Share Posted May 23, 2006 It's yellow and you can stand on it.(taken from a t-shirt that made me laugh) The floor in men's room at a gas station? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Employee Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Hahaha this one made me laugh.What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance? (Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds) I may be really far off here, but I'm gonna say a nipple. Nope but you are close..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metatron Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 My riddle is in the photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga-Zula Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Hahaha this one made me laugh.What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance? (Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds) I may be really far off here, but I'm gonna say a nipple. Nope but you are close..... ok is it the whole fun bag then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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