ShinmaRyuu Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 - Post just a joke. - Post a riddle and see if someone can answer. The more corny and silly the better. Knock Knock jokes are a big bonus. My riddle: A cowboy rides in to town on Friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? Quote
ShinmaRyuu Posted May 22, 2006 Author Posted May 22, 2006 His horses name is friday You are correct sir. :D Quote
W4RP3D Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 ermm a riddle: There are two guys, I know, that born a few minutes after one another from the same mother and farther. They are not twins, how can this be? Quote
barrytone Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 ermm a riddle:There are two guys, I know, that born a few minutes after one another from the same mother and farther. They are not twins, how can this be? They are just two of tripplets? or Quadruplets? Or Quints? Or $NumberOfKids++; ? Quote
degoba Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? Quote
Employee Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? A stool? A tripod? Quote
Jigga-Zula Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? A yardstick Quote
Jigga-Zula Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round. Quote
VaKo Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round. Nope... think about that roundness some more... Quote
barrytone Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 Why are manhole covers round? 1. Because man holes are round, as suggested 2. So they don't fall in? Quote
VaKo Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 2. So they don't fall in? Bingo! It can't fall down the hole, it doesn't have to line up to fit in the hole and it can be rolled instead of carried. Quote
VaKo Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 Due to new Home Land Sercurty mesures they were put on the no-fly list after Osama was seen riding one in a video. Quote
ShinmaRyuu Posted May 23, 2006 Author Posted May 23, 2006 Due to new Home Land Sercurty mesures they were put on the no-fly list after Osama was seen riding one in a video. Your greatness is only surpased by your insanity. :) Quote
Employee Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 Hahaha this one made me laugh. What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance? (Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds) Quote
Jigga-Zula Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 Hahaha this one made me laugh.What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance? (Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds) I may be really far off here, but I'm gonna say a nipple. Quote
cooper Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 It's yellow and you can stand on it. (taken from a t-shirt that made me laugh) Quote
ShinmaRyuu Posted May 23, 2006 Author Posted May 23, 2006 It's yellow and you can stand on it.(taken from a t-shirt that made me laugh) The floor in men's room at a gas station? :) Quote
Employee Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 Hahaha this one made me laugh.What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance? (Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds) I may be really far off here, but I'm gonna say a nipple. Nope but you are close..... Quote
Jigga-Zula Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 Hahaha this one made me laugh.What is purple/pink at the end and shoots a yogurt substance? (Not very hard at all took me 2 seconds) I may be really far off here, but I'm gonna say a nipple. Nope but you are close..... ok is it the whole fun bag then? Quote
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