VaKo Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Watching nothing but war movies for 2 days straight while working... then checking for snipers and IED's on the way to the corner shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Reading 1984 5 times in a row, then checking if you can turn off your TV and if your friends are brainwashed yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degoba Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 reading fear and loathing in las vegas ten times senior year of high school then loading up on drugs and booze and taking a road trip. We were somewhere around north dakota when the drugs began to take hold. I started to sweat and I looked at my friend who just happened to be taking a key of coke and said WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? Dont you know this is rabbit country. Those little fuckers are just waiting for us to run out of gas so they can eat our entrails. My friend said "As your attorney i advise you to eat the mushrooms." So I did. I knew in my mind that I had about 15 minutes before those little fuckers came hopping up out of the ground just waiting to suck the juice from my eyeballs. I grabbed the shotgun and held it close. We had 3 bags of grass, 2packs of whippits, 4 grams of opium, a half ounce of shrooms, a salt shaker half full of cocaine. Also a case of beer, liter of vodka, liter of whiskey and some high potency hash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodic Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 drinking 20, 2 litre bottles of dr pepper in the course of 2 weeks is a bad idea. also drinking 24cans of dr p between you an a friend is a bad idea too..the cans stacked on top of eachother was taller than my celing in my room :D were like: HYPER OMGZZZ LOL!!!! WHHWHWHWAOAOAO!!!!! fuck dude im so ill.... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and so on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetelectric Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Watching the Twilight Samurai then leaving the house in a kimono and a wooden sword to go to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Murdering your family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metatron Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Programming while stoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Putting your hand in an automatic waste disposal unit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Giving in to that urge to push people on your platform in front of passing trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Poking a tiger with a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Standing too long in a carwash for trucks as my nephew figured out (killed him, but it's okay, I never liked him) At night, tie a garden hose between 2 poles that were on opposing sides of a road used by moped drivers. Some girl I knew came driving down there and the tube caught her helmet. Dispite the helmet she cracked her skull and wound up with a nasty scar on her head, thankfully above the hairline. Letting your puppy roam freely around, even though you're living next to a busy street. The puppy died, and they weren't altogether happy with my moped driving skills. Driving on your bicycle back to the Judo place you just trained at after realising you apparently lost your watch, and since you don't know if you dropped it along the way or left it at the place you drive on the wrong side of the road. Some ASSHOLE drove out of a gas station and hit him at about 50 mph, he hit his head on the edge of the raised sidewalk, went into a coma and died the next day. Going to a 24-hour LAN party that starts at noon, flaking out at about 7 am the next day and drive home across a straight and except for you deserted highway with a rising sun facing you. You wouldn't BELIEVE how hard it was to keep my eyes open that ride. I was scared shitless that I would crash my dad's car. Thankfully I made it, but I'm NEVER doing that again. Drinking alcohol to the point where you don't remember what exactly you did the day before, but you're pretty sure those puke stains around the toilet were left there by you and it turns out you now have a girlfriend (which obviously didn't last)... Some of you might actually consider this a good idea, but trust me: It's not worth it. Going out with a group and one of the girls admits she likes some guy at the bar. Then walk up to the guy, point at the girl and say with a bit of a raised voice: She thinks you're hot! She didn't speak to me for over a week (but the rest had a good laugh though)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbjazzman Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 While sleep deprived, Watching all of the Anime Serial Experiments Lain and the orginal Matrix movie in one weekend. I didn't touch my computer for a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainchick Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 While sleep deprived, Watching all of the Anime Serial Experiments Lain and the orginal Matrix movie in one weekend.I didn't touch my computer for a week Ack! Bad geek bad! your computer needs love too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodic Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 me n my friend are gonna try a allnight frenzy of watching EVERY starwars film in order and drinking dr pepper/booze sould b funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 I've got a promise that a girlfriend of mine is gonna come over and watch the extended editions of all 3 Lord Of The Rings parts in a row. Considering the fact that I think the (regular) LOTR movie had about as much story as a 30-minute soap opera, this might very well become a BAD IDEA. Normally cute girl + boring movie is a GOOD IDEA, but unfortunately she's already spoken for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodic Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 I've got a promise that a girlfriend of mine is gonna come over and watch the extended editions of all 3 Lord Of The Rings parts in a row.Considering the fact that I think the (regular) LOTR movie had about as much story as a 30-minute soap opera, this might very well become a BAD IDEA. Normally cute girl + boring movie is a GOOD IDEA, but unfortunately she's already spoken for. change her for a new one then :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degoba Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 update her kernel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I don't have root access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 Try a beer based buffer overflow exploit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickarse Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Try a beer based buffer overflow exploit? Careful... With girlfriend v.0.2beta you could wind up with a BSOD on boob or booty reboot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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