hsncorrosion Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 RIPPED FROM THE 110MB.COM FORUM A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1u Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 RIPPED FROM THE 110MB.COM FORUM A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male Roflmao! That is hilarious... I love these types of geek jokes! Got anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsncorrosion Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 I wish, If they post anymore I'll pull them over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Dragon Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Hey, first Post! :-P I got some really funny jokes 4 you: A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment. Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to get back to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building with lights on and flew toward it, the pilot had the passenger draw a handwritten sign reading "WHERE AM I?" and hold it up for the building's occupants to see. People in the building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER. " The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the passenger asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the Microsoft support building, they gave me a technically correct but entirely useless answer. " Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem. Some funny Unix Commands: % ar t God ar: God does not exist] % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. There is tons of more Stuff out there, but I hope you have fun with theres. I hope we'll have a few other jokes here soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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