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I am -=Sp00k=-

Favorite Game: DCS A-10C
Favorite OS: Cisco NX-OS
Favorite Console: I don't do consoles.

Nationality: American
Accent: CA/TN/TX, if you can imagine it.

Sex: Male
Age: 52
Height: 5'7.5"
Build: Skinny, a Buck Forty in weight...

Favorite Band: Dream Theater

Fav Artist: Steven Wilson
Favorite Book: Flight of the Dragonfly
Favorite Author: Robert L. Forward
Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction
Favorite TV Show: Strike Back
Favorite Actor: Matt Damon
Favorite Actress: Megan Boone
Favorite Comedian: George Carlin
Other Hobbies: bass/acoustic guitar, satellite ham radio, drones, scuba
Car: Dodge 3500 Quad Cab Dually with a big ass Cummins 6.7L turbo diesel, with a built in Tetra and other assorted electronic accoutrements.
Occupation: Sr. Network Engineer for the government. :-)

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My name is Steeve

Favourite game: Chess
Favourite OS: Debian
Favourite console: none !!!
Nationality: French
Accent: Bad english
Sex: Male
Race: White European
Height: 1m75
Build: god-like, of course
Favourite band: Jimi Hendrix Experience
Favourite book: 9 princes of Alber
Favourite author: Roger Zelazny
Favourite movie: Once upon a time in America
Favourite director: Pasolini
Favourite TV Show: Shameless
Favourite actor: Al Pacino
Favourite actress: Kate Blanchet
Favourite Pinup:
Favourite Comedian: Monty Pyhton
Other hobbies: Programming, boxing
Car: none
Occupation: Worker

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Hello, I usually lurk but this Pineapple thing has become a large chunk of my interests as of lately and I feel I need to get past this 'fresh meat' stage. I can see it happening, something goes haywire and I need to post more than a child's handful of times and I won't be able to. Hope your day goes well.

Favorite game: Chess
Favorite font: Goudy Trajan
Favorite console: Original Gameboy
Sex: Male
Height: 6'2ish
Favorite band: The Mars Volta
Favorite book: Ra Materials
Favorite movie: The Royal Tenenbaums
Favorite Comedian: Bill Burr
Other hobbies: Piddling, photography, domaining, research, I enjoy guns for the range also (They're big lego sets)
Car: Wrangler
Occupation: Enabler
Back and to the left note: I enjoy the antiheroes and appreciate change
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Hi my name is Ryan McKeighan a.k.a. b0N3z

Favorite OS: Linux Mint, Debian, OSX
Favorite console: I dont own any
Nationality: Irish, American
Accent: Shitty English
Sex: Male
Race: White America
Height: 6'
Build: Like dynamite, small with a big punch
Favorite band: Pusifer, Tool, A Perfect Circle (if you can figure that out, good job)
Favorite movie: To many Top Gun was my first.
Favorite TV Show: Naked Dating
Favorite actor: Jack Nicholson
Favorite Pinup: Do these even exist anymore with porn.
Favorite Comedian: Kat Williams
Other hobbies: Skateboarding, Hiking, Shooting, Pretending I can Fly
Car: Cop Cruiser
Occupation: Welder, or as I refer to it as a "Molten Metal Engineer"

Other: Im to goofy for society to ever understand and that gets me in trouble a lot, Keep Calm Ride a Unicorn!

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Hello my name is D, Aka chrisonline909

Current Os : Kali Rolling 2016

Mobile - Oneplus One Cyanogen 13.0 Nethunter
Favorite console : Original Softmod Xbox
Favorite Movie : Operation Takedown
hobbies: No-Till, Quadcopters, hak5, reading forums, learning linux
Occupation: Farmer

Company link : https://www.youtube.com/user/oronarosas/videos

Location : Oregon

whats up everyone! ive been mainly just a reader to this forum because i dont know much yet but im teaching myself as i go

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I am just a guy who used to have time for this kind of stuff I am learning how to make time. I play with linux, cisco devices, rollout computers at work, and do other IT related stuff. Play the guitar and go fishing. For fishing I need an ROV to see why I am not catching any. Used to drink beer wine jack dont have time.

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Hi, my name is Bradley. You can call me tallship and yes, I spell that with a lower case 'T', and no, I'm not a sub, I'm a Dom.

I'm pleased to make everyone's acquaintance here.

I've attached photos of me to this post, and also, one of my buddy Linus - who also provides some great quotables if you ask me... Like "...they are smoking crack", in reference to SCO and used roughly the same way towards others.

I like Cheezburgerz. I hate cats, but they seem to like me, and a few have even forced me to let them adopt me.

I love dogs. I hate SPAMmerzzz and to them I say, "Go directly to RBLzzzz - do not can haz pass go, do not can haz collect 200 Cheezburgerz. Poo!"

I've been doing shit with Linux since 1992, before that I used DOS with Artisoft's server.exe (not ailanbio) and Desqview/X (I got really creative searching for UNIX-like operability on IBM compatible PCs, BSD 4.2, MVS, CP/M, and a few other Mainframe thingies... can't remember all that stuff really. There was a time when I could hold a punch card that had been torn in half by a card reader up to the light and read it off like a book to a keypunch operator so that I could finish loading my programs.... Been doin' this thang since I was 15 years old - like many of you.

The difference is, in many cases, that it was much longer ago when I was 15 than when you were 15 ;) - maybe not, but that is the case more often than not nowadays for me.

One of the most endearing things that anyone ever said to me was:

"Now Bradley, don't you ever forget... we put two men on the moon with 8K of memory."

And I never have forgotten that. prolly coz I saw the live coverage of those two guys landing on the moon when I was seven or eight years old, with the voice of Walter Cronkite in the background, detailing every single second of the event.

Who's Walter Cronkite? Well, if you don't know that, it's not important - but you should remember that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were the first two men on the moon, and also, never forget that we put them there with only 8K of RAM - Okay?

Well I really don't know where everyone is getting the boilerplated template to post... but I'll cut and paste and here goes, maybe adding a few fields, maybe deleting some, who knows?

Favourite game: I don't play fricken' games. I shoot real firearms with real ammunition at real things.

Favourite OS: Slackware, duh!

Favourite console: VT52 - http://www.vt100.net/docs/vt52-mm/and http://www.vt100.net/docs/vt52-mm/figure1-1.html

Favorite SuperHero: Thor... or Conan the Barbarian. Or Chuck Norris.

Favorite Idol: Baal.... no, wait... that's a graven image. Hang on, um.... Marie Curie, Teddy Roosevelt, and, not that TV show!

Favorite quote: For it was enough, not to eat, what you did not like. But he who reflects on another man's want of breeding shows he wants it, as much, himself - Gaius Julius Caesar

Second Favorite Quote: "Ask Bill why the string in [MS-DOS] function 9 is terminated by a dollar sign. Ask him, because he can't answer. Only I know that." - Dr. Gary Kildall.

Third favorite Quote: "Guys, this is not a dick-sucking contest" - Linus Torvalds http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/02/linus-torvalds-i-will-not-change-linux-to-deep-throat-microsoft/

I have been quoted saying: "You can do it right, or you can do it twice". And, "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."

Favorite photo: https://picasaweb.google.com/115207733802891951512/JapanLinuxSymposium#5395358413061926434

Nationality: Do you mean lineage? If so, then.... English (Limey), Irish (Mick), French (Frog), German (Kraut), and Cherokee (Injun). There's supposedly some Norwegian and/or Scandinavian too, or something (I don't know any derogatory/defamatory slang for those groups so please do let me know if you do, as I would like to use them to describe myself more fully to the bigoted people of this world too). Add to that some Pollock where my daughter is concerned, coz her baby mama was Polish.

Citizenship: US

Ethnicity: Native American Indian

Accent: Huh? I'm from Southern California - we don't have accents lolz.

Sex: Male

Age: Of enlightenment, I think. Or, Old enough to sleep alone, and dumb enough to do it!

Race: Human

Build: Linux hammer 4.4.0 #1 SMP Mon Jan 11 22:25:06 CST 2016 x86_64 AMD Opteron Processor 6128 AuthenticAMD GNU/Linux

Favourite band: Bowie

Favourite book: Dana's "Two Years Before the Mast", or perhaps, Melville's "Typee - A Peep at Polynesian Life".

Favourite author: Dana, Richard Henry.

Favourite movie: Silent Running

Favourite director: Preston Sturges - or maybe Tim Burton, who was heavily influenced by Sturges.

Favourite TV Show: The Americans

Favourite actor: Steve McQueen

Favourite actress: Leslie Ann Warren, or Madeline Stowe
Favourite Pinup: Any scrawny, suicide girl looking, heavily tattoed and pierced girl in full pr0n spread.

Favourite Comedian: Sam Kinison

Other hobbies: SCUBA, Sailing, tinkering, chillin', camping, long drives, anything at the beach, being a foodie, clubbing.

Car: Jeep CJ-7, 4x4 Chevy 1500 Truck, 67 Camaro, 4x4 Ford Ranger Pickup, 85 Camaro

Occupation: Systems Administrator / Network Engineer / Cloud Architect

One day, many ice ages from now, archeologists will unearth this data and scratching their heads, will say to themselves, "And these are the monkeys we are descended from.... how kewl is that?"




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My name is Colonel

Favourite game: None

Favourite OS: Arch

Favourite console: None

Nationality: Land of the Free, Home of the Me

Race: Potato Salad w/ a little Mustard

Height: I thought I'd be taller.

Build: 2.0beta

Favourite band: Listener

Favourite book: Ultramarathon Man: Confessions of an All-Night Runner

Favourite author: Rush Limbaugh

Favourite movie: The Thing (1982)

Favourite director: Mel Brooks

Favourite TV Show: STNG

Favourite Comedian: Myself

Car: Ducati Diavel

Occupation: Research

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My name is Chris

Favourite game: Currently- The Division

Favourite OS: Windows/Linux

Favourite console: PC

Nationality: US

Accent: I hear Californians have an accent... So Cali

Sex: Male

Age: 25-30

Race: Hawaiian / Filipino 

Height: 5'8"

Status: Married

Build: Fit

Favourite band: None, too many

Favourite book: Inferno -  Dan Brown

Favourite author: David Baldacci

Favourite movie: N/A

Favourite director: N/A

Favourite TV Show: GoT

Favourite actor: Chris Farley

Favourite actress: Natalie Portman

Favourite Pinup: N/A

Favourite Comedian: Tom Segura right now

Other hobbies: Balisong, Repairing/modifying/go-fast my cars, going to the track

Car: 2008 BMW 335i (turbos starting to rattle so thinking of going used GTR) 

Occupation: Executive Protection 


Looking to change my occupation to pentester. Going to school and learning on my own currently. Been doing Executive Protection for too long. Tired of wearing a gun on my hip and protecting some rich guy/celeb. 

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Hi all

I currently have a few month checking this forum, but now i sign up.


I get in this forums, in the search for revenge with a DOS attack to wifi.


Mi Favorite book is Atlas Shrugged, from Ayn Rand.

Also, enjoy a game call Ingress

I consider myself as a gray hat.. i enjoy reinforce the security, but also, enjoy wrecking with all needed.

Currently deploying a server for pyme.

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Name: dude5870

Gender: Male

Favorite Game: Pokemon Blue

Favorite OS: Dapper Drake

Goal in Life To raise my right hand on January 20 of a year fallowing an election and take the oath of office as president of the United States

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Hello everyone I am new to the forum : )

I am starting a masters in information security and currently doing lots of research on security management and testing.  Look forward to getting involved in the forum and products : )

Nationality: Finn

Sex: Male

Age: 22

Race: Euro-Asian

Occupation: student


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My (online) name is Gabriel Theodoulos, and my friends either refer to me as Gabby or Uncle Gabe.

I'm a 51 yr old retired soul who has way too much time on his hands, so rather than waste it on frivolous and non-sensical activities, I thought it would be cool to learn a new career which I could do with my limited mobility!

I've been working with computers since 1982, with my first computer being a Commodore PET, and have done everything from repairing PC's to hacking my way through Visual Basic and Microsoft Access projects.  

Recently, I've stumbled across Darren Kitchen's and Shannon Morse's hak5 videos, and I think all of you guys are awesome!  Have known Patrick Norton (back in the ZDTV days!) and have found anything he's tied to, usually turns out great!

Am glad to be a Patreon!

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Hi everyone.. my name is Stefan and I'm really Curious..

Favourite game: Q3A
Favourite OS: !windows (if you know what I mean)
Favourite console: xterm
Nationality: Swedish 
Accent: English
Sex: Male 
Race: White Euro
Height: 6"3'
Build: Fit for my age (48)
Favourite band: U2
Favourite book: Too many to list
Favourite author: See above
Favourite movie: See books, but recently Deadpool
Favourite director: Kurusawa
Favourite TV Show: GoT
Other hobbies: Working out, electronics, snorkling, photography, ....... 
Car: BMW 535  
Occupation: IT security consultant

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Name: Forceofaqua

Age: 21
Favourite game: Portal
Favourite OS: Any flavor of Linux
Favourite console: PC
Nationality: American
Accent: Southern English
Sex: Male
Race: American
Height: 5"5'
Build: Slim
Favourite band: HIM
Favourite book: The Name of the Wind
Favourite author: George R. R.
Favourite movie: Fast and the Furious
Favourite TV Show: GoT
Favourite actor: Will Ferrell
Favourite actress:  Michelle Rodriguez
Favourite Pinup: -
Favourite Comedian: Dave Chapelle
Other hobbies: Gaming, Binge watching /r/videos, coding, drinking
Occupation: Student

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Favourite game: Mario Kart
Favourite OS: In order:  FreeBSD, NetBSD, Linux, Unix[es], the rest from Microsoft
Favourite console: Atari 2600, original or emulated (MAME, Android, Lakka) 
Nationality: American
Accent: Varies, depending upon mood 
Sex: Male 
Race: White / Latino
Height: 6"0'
Build: Muscular 
Favourite band: The Church
Favourite book: Dragons of Autumn Twilight
Favourite author: Technical Writers for OS or other IT authors
Favourite movie: Guarding Tess + anything from Studio Ghibli
Favourite director: J.J. Abrams 
Favourite TV Show: Star Trek
Favourite actor: Michael Dorn
Favourite actress: Maggie Q
Favourite Pinup: <!-- -->
Favourite Comedian: Bryan Regan
Other hobbies: Discovering new ways technology is used by people.  Amateur Radio, CB radio (ah, high school), listening to police scanner (26 - 470 MHz).
Car: 16 year old Hyundai Elantra.  
Occupation: Database Admin (SQL Server), Engineer: Windows, Linux, VMWare

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Hi Hak5 members,

I'm a security enthusiast focused to help people and companies against threads, so I'm probably what you call a "white hat". I'm here for learning and sharing my little knowledge about ethical hacking with others.

Favourite OS: Kali (big up to g0tmi1k, R. Hertzog and S. Brun for their amazing work),
Nationality: Citizen of the World,
Accent: Maybe loud,
Race: Human (on the internet, nobody knows I'm a dog),
Occupation: Security consultant / Red team pentester.

See you later ! :)


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My name is Nick aka S4n|]M4n

Favorite game: Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards

Favorite OS: Linux, PC DOS

First Computer: Commodore VIC-20

Favorite console: Sears & Roebuck SUPER PONG IV

Nationality: US

Accent: Military-Brat

Sex: Male

Age:  0x35

Race: American Caucasian

Height: 175.3cm 13.16 stone

Status: Monogamous Heterosexual

Build: Husky

Favorite music: Metallica,U2,Eagles,Foreigner,Def Leppard, ZZ Top
Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers,Cranberries,Nirvana,Lenny Kravitz

Favorite book: Ghost in the Wires, Hack Counter-hack, RTFM: Red Team Field Manual

Favorite author: Ὅμηρος

Favorite movies: Trackdown/Takedown, The Matrix, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Sneakers, Hackers

Favorite directors: Quentin Tarantino, Francis Ford Coppola, The Wachowskis

Favorite TV Shows: Vikings, Game of Thrones, Mr Robot

Favorite actor: Sean Connery

Favorite actress: Jamie Lee Curtis

Favorite Pinup: Farrah Fawcett

Favorite Comedians: Cast of "In Living Color"

Other hobbies: Muscle Car enthusiast, Raspberry Pi aficionado, Radio Wave Junkie, NCAA Football maniac, Novice Drone Pilot

Car: Scion TC

Occupation: Sysadmin / Info-Sec


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