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damnit - i woke up this morning and I have just turned into a total noob

you were anyway :P j/k

BTW PLEASE try not to double post

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My name is Craig a.k.a Digital

Favourite game: CSS

Favourite OS: Windows / Linux

Favourite console: Wii / PS2

Nationality: British

Accent: Geordie

Sex: Male

Age: 15

Height: 6â€1’

Favorite movie: Lots to many to list :p

Favourite TV Show: Dragon Ball

Favourite Comedian: Dave Chappelle

Other hobbies: Mountain biking, computers

Occupation: In school (Still :( )

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Hello everyone, My name is Chuck A.K.A. "Trauma"

Im new to the forums and Hak.5 as i just found it last week on iTunes and i think its a great podcast. Below is a little about myself.

My name is Craig a.k.a Digital

Favourite game: CounterStrike: Source, Warcraft 3 Frozen Throne DOTA

Favourite OS: Windows / Linux

Favourite console: Wii / PS2

Nationality: Italian/ American

Accent: Bostonian

Sex: Male

Age: 23

Height: 6â€3’

Favorite movie: Fight Club

Favorite TV Show: Mad Money

Favorite Comedian: Lewis Black, Mitch Hedberg

Other hobbies: Airsoft, Paintball, Magic

Occupation: College Post Grad Computer Science Major

So with all that said I hope i can meet some new people here and hopefully share some of my knowledge aswell

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Hey there!

My name is Jonas aka Dream-Zone

Favourite game: Counter strike ;)

Favourite OS: Suse 10.2

Favourite console: My xbox

Nationality: Danish

Sex: Male

Age: 23

Height: 177cm

Status: Girlfreiend

Favourite band: U2 and Green Day and BestiBoyes

Favourite movie: Hackers 1 and 2. Cool olde movies.

Favourite TV Show: ohh i have a lot: Hak5 - Revision3 - Lab Rats - Twit - Wasd Tv - Pure PP - Packet Sniffer - Mobuzz Tv

Favourite Comedian: The Man Show

Other hobbies: None only my 3 computers ;o)

Car: Have none only my belovning bike ;)

Work: I have a job like a barthenter.

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I will like to say that the movies on Hak5.org arr gret i have all the episodes on one of my computers....

Have a nice day people!

HAK5.org ROCKS!!! :P

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Hello, I am Tim, aka Meretrix.

Favourite Game: Battlefield 2142

Favourite OS: XP/Linux

Favourite Console: N64

Nationality: American

Accent: Californian?

Sex: Male

Age: 16

Race: White

Height: 5"7'

Status: Long Term Relationship

Build: Medium

Favorite Band: Funker Vogt

Favorite Book: None really, currently reading 'The Art of Deception'

Favorite Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Favorite Movie: Swordfish

Favorite TV Show: South Park

Favorite actor/actress: No idea

Other Hobbies: Coding, Administrating, Sleeping

Car: 1995 Dodge Intrepid

Occupation: Student

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Hey, my name is Mads, also known as zephid.

Favourite game: Warcraft 3

Favourite OS: Gentoo Linux

Favourite console: N/A

Nationality: Danish

Accent: Danish

Sex: Male

Age:20

Height: 185cm

Status: Pure single

Build: "Light" :D

Favourite TV Show: Two and a half men

Favourite Comedian: Anders "Anden" Mattesen

Other hobbies: Wanking? Not much so, wanking it most be :twisted:

Occupation: Student / Web developer

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My name is hpr (hpr for those of you who don't know me, and your crazy if you think i'm going to tell you my fing name in reality, however, you could email me and ask *hint hint*)

Favourite game: WoW

Favourite OS: (any operating system that does not come with Explorer.exe)

Favourite console: Intellivision

Nationality: Canadian

Accent: Canadian

Sex: Male

Age:17

Race: Caucazoidial Immigrant

Height: 1.8 meters

Status: whacking it in your milkshake

Build: Fat Slob

Favourite band: what is this "band" i like orchestras and John Lennon

Favourite book: The Gospel According to Larry

Favourite author: JRR Tolkien, JK Rowling

Favourite movie: See Above for clues

Favourite director: ""

Favourite TV Show: Hak.5

Favourite actor: Darren Kitchen

Favourite actress: any Asian girl with low self esteem and wait "actress" right, never mind.

Favourite Pinup: ""

Favourite Comedian: Tommy v2

Other hobbies: gaming

Car: --

Occupation: --

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Sry for raising an old topic, but here goes...

My name is Nate, aka Kronix, MeTheBarbarian and a few others

Favourite game: Geometry Wars

Favourite OS: Don't really have one...I just use what I got

Favourite console: Xbox

Nationality: American

Accent: None

Sex: Male

Age:18

Race: Puerto Rican/French Canandian

Height: 5"8'

Status: Oh so alone...

Build: Muscular

Favourite band: I don't have a favorite band, but now I really like Muse

Favourite book: The Zombe Survival Guide by Max Brooks

Favourite author: I don't have one

Favourite movie: I don't have one, I like so many movies

Favourite director: Tim burton

Favourite TV Show: The Office

Favourite actor: I don't have one...I could rant on how I hate actors, but thats for another time

Favourite actress: Natalie Portman

Favourite Pinup: Jessica Alba

Other hobbies: Football, Paintball, Videogames, Programming

Car: 93 Ford Ranger

Occupation: Slave to the local Borders/ Student getting a degree in programming

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Favourite game: FF Series

Favourite OS: Never tried other than XP (Too much windows only stuff I need)

Favourite console: Probably Wii, haven't tried it yet

Nationality: Finnish

Sex: Male

Age: 20

Race: White European

Height: 6”1’

Status: Single

Build: Skinny

Favourite band: 1200 micrograms

Favourite book: Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

Hobbies: Music making, coding (c++, php)

Occupation: none atm.

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i've noticed a few of you people have posted your heights in the imperial form, i am nobody to say " don't do that, just use metric like most the rest of the world" but if your going to post it as imperial at least get it right, ie

Height: 6â€1’

and

Height: 5"8'

you two just said that you are 6 inches One Foot and Five inches 8 feet, please, people who have made this mistake please correct it, btw, i am Canadian but i currently live in the US where i am frequently asked to use the '''ENGLISH?''' system of measurement by the retarded imbeciles at the hardware store when i asked for 5 "yards" of 2x6s so as to build a new railing for my porch. i live at my grams house, which is why i am in the us

the correct way to post like that is 5'8" or 6'2" 4'3" if your a midg-errrr-i mean little person

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My name is Hand!cap aka skoopi

Favourite game: Defendr/Stargate - cs:source

Favourite OS: XP pro ---> all i know?

Favourite console: Nintendo old school

Nationality: New Zealander - Maori

Accent: English

Sex: Male

Age:35

Race: Maori

Height: 5"9

Status: Married.

Build: Pro gamer fazeek

Favourite band: UB40

Favourite movie: Star wars

Favourite director: Kevin Smith

Favourite TV Show: Hero's/Prison Break

Favourite actor: My wife drunk

Favourite actress: Daughter

Favourite Pinup: Jessica Alba

Favourite Comedian:Peter Thomas

Favourite Cs:Source clan: -Ngat!²- in New Zealand www.hemingati.co.nz and forums www.hemingati.co.nz/forums

Ummmm... Hi or rather "Kia Ora" (Hello in Maori)

I have only just seen your "Beta 001" epi, my first looks good, content looks like sumthing i will be interested in and will be spamming your site/forums fequently!

keep up the hard work....and see you in game if you play source and play on NZ servers like ICONZ servers : 210.48.76.9:27015, 210.48.76.8:27015

or Hem!Nagt! ....All noobs welcome, get my rank up.

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My name is Luke aka Intel Speed

Favourite game: Far Cry

Favourite OS: XP Pro

Favourite console: Xbox 360

Nationality: Irish

Accent: Irish

Sex: Male

Age:18

Height: 6'

Status: Single

Build: average

Favourite band: Fort Minor

Favourite book: The Art of Intrusion

Favourite author: Can Remember

Favourite movie: Fast and Furious

Favourite director: Rob Cohen

Favourite TV Show: CSI Miami/Las Vegas

Favourite actor: Paul Walker

Favourite actress: evangeline lilly

Favourite Pinup: Cameron Diaz

Favourite Comedian: Colin Murphy

Hobbies: Computers,Cars/Moddin,

Car: Peugeot 206

Occupation: Industrial Cleaner/Student

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Favourite TV Show: CSI Miami/Las Vegas

they have CSI in Europe?

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Favourite TV Show: CSI Miami/Las Vegas

they have CSI in Europe?

Yeah its brilliant, its on every tuesday and friday :)

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Well, I'm not that new but I never really did one of these when I joined. So why not do it now.

Favorite game: Counterstrike (1.6 is better, but I've been playing a lot of source lately.)

Favorite OS: Sadly enough XP Pro, Still wanna be able to use Steam and not sure of all the stuff I'd have to do to make it run on Linux.

Favorite console: ...Does PC count?

Nationality: American

Accent: Semi-southern accent...

Sex: Male

Age: 17

Race: Caucasian

Status: Happily Dating Someone

Build: Heh,... slightly heavy.

Religion: Atheism

Favorite band: Megadeth

Favorite book: Don't read much, but I like CyberNation by Tom Clancy

Favorite author: I suppose that'd leave it being Clancy then...

Favorite movie: Underword (both of them)

Favorite TV Show: I don't watch TV... Everything I watch is online

Favorite actor: ...No clue.

Favorite actress: I don't do the whole celebrity thing.

Favorite Pinup: My girlfriend.

Favorite Comedian: Dane Cook

Other hobbies: Gaming, Music, Beginner in web design, Spending time with my gf, Working on anything electronic, Anime, Headshots.

Car: Nope.

Occupation: Student, currently on a bit of a break from an internship with a local internet company (did some work in their web design department)

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Favourite game: right now... call of duty, of all time original DOS C&C

Favourite OS: open suse

Favourite console: master system

Nationality: British

Accent: slight Yorkshire (gets quite broad when drunk)

Sex: Male

Age:23

Race: White European

Height: 2 yd (ish)

Status: Single

Build: athletic @ about 13st 4lb

Favourite band: jimi

Favourite book: the stand

Favourite author: Stephen king

Favourite movie: ghostbusters

Favourite director: gee whiz, i don't know

Favourite TV Show: Simpson's

Favourite actor: Johny Depp

Favourite actress: Lea Thompson

Favourite Pinup: not all that interested in such things

Favourite Comedian: Jimmy Carr

Other hobbies: Music, walking, drug use and thats about it (damn im boring)

Car: pffft yeah like i need one of those

Occupation:Banker (well actually its a credit union)

edit: oh yeah, my name is Tom

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Ok im far from new here, but hey im bored so i thought i would fill it out.

Favorite game: ermm Wolfstein Enermy terrioty atm

Favorite OS: It will be XP (flame all u want) but im experimenting with linux

Favorite console: console.... PS2 but i don't often use it

Nationality: British

Accent: dont no if i have one really

Sex: Male

Age: 17

Race: Err White british :S

Status: In a longish relationship (2 years)

Build: Average

Favorite band: Red Hot Chili Peppers

Favorite book: havnt read a book in a while

Favorite author: dont have one

Favorite movie: Black Hawk Down and Saving Private Ryan

Favorite TV Show: Simpson, Futurarma

Favorite actor: ...No clue.

Favorite Pinup: My girlfriend.

Favorite Comedian: Theres lots of good ones

Other hobbies: Obviously computers in general, Tech, science, mounting biking

Car: Nope, ive only started learning last week lol

Occupation: Student.

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It's odd to find that so many people dunt have accents, i wonder what they sound like?

The only people that don't have accents are mutes. :)

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Hi, I'm Stephen aka minignaz

Favourite game: Half-Life 2

Favourite OS: Windows (All Flavours)

Favourite console: Wii

Nationality: British

Accent: Scottish

Sex: Male

Age: 23

Race: White

Height: 5â€5’

Status: Engaged

Build: Bigger than average

Favourite band:

Favourite book: Alice In Wonderland (Lewis Carrol)

Favourite author: Lewis Carrol

Favourite movie: Empire Strikes Back

Favourite director: Steven Spielberg

Favourite TV Show: BSG (the new one)

Favourite actor: Jonny Depp

Favourite actress: ...can't actually think of one at the moment...

Favourite Pinup: my fiance (keeps me out of trouble)

Favourite Comedian: Eddie Izzard

Other hobbies: Web Design, photo manipulation, watching movies, playing games

Car: Renault Clio 3

Occupation: Systems Specialist (Tech Support / System & Software Designer)

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Hi, I'm John aka JabRhino

Favourite game: UT99

Favourite OS: Windows 2000 & Debian

Favourite console: PS2

Nationality: American

Accent: Changes with Enviroment

Sex: Male

Age: 21

Race: Filipino & American

Height: 5'9"

Status: Engaged

Build: Muscular

Favourite band: Coheed and Cambria

Favourite book: Digital Fortress

Favourite author: Dan Brown

Favourite movie: Enemy of the State

Favourite director: n/a

Favourite TV Show: Robot Chicken

Favourite actor: Seth Green

Favourite actress: Jessica Alba

Favourite Pinup: Playboy Bunny of the Month

Favourite Comedian: Dane Cook

Other hobbies: Case Modding, Web Design, photo manipulation, watching movies, playing games, Car Audio, Dancing at techno/dance clubs

Car: GMC Jimmy

Occupation: Freelance IT Consultant and eBayer

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When trying to register my nick on the forum I misspelled my email adress, so I am using my secondary nick, I'm better known as Blikkie.

Favourite game: Tichu (chinese card game, most computer games suck, maybe OpenTTD will do)

Favourite OS: OSX, love Ubuntu too, deal with WinXP/2K3 at work

Favourite console: A linux console, preferably gentoo

Nationality: Dutch

Accent: Dutch (unfortunately)

Sex: Male

Age: 25

Race: Caucasian

Height: 1.81 m (about 6")

Status: Very single

Build: Lean, could use exercise

Favourite band: Not sure, favorite composer: Philip Glass

Favourite book: Gap Cycle by Stephen R. Donaldson

Favourite author: Can't tell

Favourite movie: Heaven, Trois Couleurs: Bleu, Balde Runner

Favourite director: Tom Tykwer

Favourite TV Show: Heroes

Favourite actor: Rutger Hauer

Favourite actress: Kate Blanchett (in Heaven)

Favourite Pinup: Love watching women, not pin-ups

Favourite Comedian: hate comedians

Other hobbies: Impro, breaking and fixing stuff, dancing, photography, people.

Car: Travel by public transport, need to get a driver's license

Occupation: IT professional at an outsourcing company (currently running the first tier helpdesk at a medium sized company)

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My name is Anders aka SilverRaven

Favourite game: WoW

Favourite OS: Windows XP

Favourite console: Xbox 360

Nationality: Danish

Accent: Danish

Sex: Male

Age:31

Race: White European

Height: .88150167 × 10-16 lightyear or 178 cm.

Status: Married

Build: Normal+

Favourite band: Evanescence

Favourite book: Lord of the rings

Favourite author: J.R.R Tolkien

Favourite movie: Lord of the rings

Favourite director:

Favourite TV Show: 24

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My name is TheMadProff a.k.a Alan

Favourite game: Star Wars Rouge Squadron 3D

Favourite OS: Mac OSX Leopard

Favourite console: Wii

Nationality: British

Accent: English

Sex: Male

Age:13

Race: White European

Height: Small

Status: Bored

Build: Small

Favourite band: Queen

Favourite book: Ark Angel

Favourite author: Anthony Horowitz

Favourite movie: Casino Royale

Favourite director: Peter Jackson

Favourite TV Show: Futurama

Favourite Comedian: Danny Wallace

Other hobbies: Video/Audio/Image Editing, Cycling, Photography, Swimming, movie making

Car: None

Occupation: Student

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Name Ryan Hays aka Mr. Jester

Favourite game: Halo but now a days its Rainbow Six: Vegas

Favourite OS: Ubuntu but XP works

Favourite console: Xbox 360

Nationality: American

Accent: English

Sex: Male

Age:22

Race: White

Height: Medium

Status: Work = SUXORS

Build: Small

Favourite band: Nickelback

Favourite book: Angels and Demons

Favourite author: Dan Brown

Favourite movie: Casino Royale

Favourite director: ???

Favourite TV Show: 24

Favourite Comedian: Dane Cok

Other hobbies: Photography, Case Mod, Console Mods, Pro Gaming

Car: 00 Nissan Altima

Occupation: US Navy

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