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I started it years ago, as there was a sea of posts everyday, all basically saying the same "hi i'm (insert name) I like doom and asian pron, and I'm all about the Linux"

Dude, i know! I am so into asian prons, they are sooo tasty!

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Once you go pterodactyl pron, you never look back.

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I am HaX0r (i know I know, its a inside joke name with my friends!)

Favorite Game: Silent Hill 2
Favorite OS: Kali 2.0
Favorite Console: PS4

Nationality: British
Accent: British

Sex: Male
Age: 30
Height: 5'7"
Build: Average

Favorite Band: Dont listen to bands.:p

Fav Artist: Pryda
Favorite Book: Dont have one
Favorite Author: Jack Ketchum
Favorite Movie: Alien
Favorite TV Show: Lost
Favorite Actor: Paul Walker
Favorite Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
Favorite Comedian: N/A

Other Hobbies: Music Production
Car: N/A.
Occupation: Sys Admin/DevOps

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Lol so I had to know

The binary was....

My name is Sam

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My name is Steven aka PuckPuncher870

Favorite game: GTA V
Favorite OS: OSX
Favorite console: PC Master Race
Nationality: US
Accent: Generic
Sex: Male
Age: 20
Race: White American
Height: 6' 2"
Status: Hetero Relationship
Build: Average
Favorite band: Linkin Park
Favorite book: Seal Team 6
Favorite author: Hak5
Favorite movie: Blazing Saddles
Favorite director: Christopher Nolan
Favorite TV Show: Rick and Morty
Favorite actor: Leonardo DiCaprio / Paul Walker
Favorite actress: Jordana Brewster
Favourite Pinup: Mila Kunis
Favourite Comedian: Louis CK
Other hobbies: Shooting (Remington 870), Driving (Focus ST)
Car: 2015 Ford Focus ST
Occupation: Student (University) / I.T.

I'm excited to be part of this community! Just received my Pineapple NANO, Rubber Ducky, and LAN Turtle. Excited to start playing with them.

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Favourite game: Rune Viking Warlords (despite not playing it much recently) most played game is either Gears of War 1 or World of Warcraft
Favourite OS: Debian
Favourite console:PS4
Nationality: Irish / Swedish
Accent: Midwest
Sex: Male
Race: Caucasian
Height: 5'8"

Weight: 210 lbs
Build: Muscular
Favourite band: Plini, Gentle Storm, Nick Johnston (Atomic Mind), Red Sparrowes, Pain of Salvation, Little Tybee, Animals As Leaders, I Hear Sirens, Viljharta
Favourite book: Guns, Germs, and Steel (non-fiction), Forgotten Legion Series (historical fiction)
Favourite author: Ben Kane
Favourite movie: Kill the Messenger, The Big Short, Catch me if you Can, The Aviator, Inception, Basketball Diaries (pretty much anything with Leonardo Dicaprio), Fight Club
Favourite director: Denise Vilenvue, Nicolas Winding Reffn, Spielberg, Christopher Nolan
Favourite TV Show: Mr. Robot, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, True Detective Season 1
Favourite actor: Leonardo Dicaprio, Michael Fassbender, Oscar Isaac, Tom Hardy, Matthew McConaughey
Favourite actress: Kate Winslet
Favourite Pinup: “To be proven wrong should be celebrated, for it is elevating someone to a new level of understanding, furthering awareness.” -Peter Joseph


Favourite Comedian: Louis Ck.
Other hobbies: Video Games, Learning(udemy/lynda/textbooks), Fiction reading, Cinema / Reviews, Youtube
Car: 2006 Ford Focus ZX4 SE
Occupation: Full Time System Admin / Helpdesk

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I'm Nazmi from France, nice to meet you

Age: 17
Favourite game: Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
Favourite OS: Debian
Favourite console: Super Nintendo
Nationality: French/Turkish
Accent: French
Sex: Male
Height: Tall
Other hobbies: Tinkering, Soaring on the internets, Growing exotic plants (Mango, ...), Biology/Geology, Electronics/Ham Radio
Occupation: Student

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Hay I'm NotPike also known as Pike!

Favourite OS: Ubuntu
Sex: Male
Favourite book: Fahrenheit 451
Favourite author: Ray Bradbury
Favourite movie: The Matrix
Favourite Comedian: Bill Burr
Other hobbies: Gun Smithing, Shooting, Camping
Occupation: Tree Lord

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I am -=Sp00k=-

Favorite Game: DCS A-10C
Favorite OS: Cisco NX-OS
Favorite Console: I don't do consoles.

Nationality: American
Accent: CA/TN/TX, if you can imagine it.

Sex: Male
Age: 52
Height: 5'7.5"
Build: Skinny, a Buck Forty in weight...

Favorite Band: Dream Theater

Fav Artist: Steven Wilson
Favorite Book: Flight of the Dragonfly
Favorite Author: Robert L. Forward
Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction
Favorite TV Show: Strike Back
Favorite Actor: Matt Damon
Favorite Actress: Megan Boone
Favorite Comedian: George Carlin
Other Hobbies: bass/acoustic guitar, satellite ham radio, drones, scuba
Car: Dodge 3500 Quad Cab Dually with a big ass Cummins 6.7L turbo diesel, with a built in Tetra and other assorted electronic accoutrements.
Occupation: Sr. Network Engineer for the government. :-)

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My name is Steeve

Favourite game: Chess
Favourite OS: Debian
Favourite console: none !!!
Nationality: French
Accent: Bad english
Sex: Male
Race: White European
Height: 1m75
Build: god-like, of course
Favourite band: Jimi Hendrix Experience
Favourite book: 9 princes of Alber
Favourite author: Roger Zelazny
Favourite movie: Once upon a time in America
Favourite director: Pasolini
Favourite TV Show: Shameless
Favourite actor: Al Pacino
Favourite actress: Kate Blanchet
Favourite Pinup:
Favourite Comedian: Monty Pyhton
Other hobbies: Programming, boxing
Car: none
Occupation: Worker

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Hello, I usually lurk but this Pineapple thing has become a large chunk of my interests as of lately and I feel I need to get past this 'fresh meat' stage. I can see it happening, something goes haywire and I need to post more than a child's handful of times and I won't be able to. Hope your day goes well.

Favorite game: Chess
Favorite font: Goudy Trajan
Favorite console: Original Gameboy
Sex: Male
Height: 6'2ish
Favorite band: The Mars Volta
Favorite book: Ra Materials
Favorite movie: The Royal Tenenbaums
Favorite Comedian: Bill Burr
Other hobbies: Piddling, photography, domaining, research, I enjoy guns for the range also (They're big lego sets)
Car: Wrangler
Occupation: Enabler
Back and to the left note: I enjoy the antiheroes and appreciate change

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What's 'domaining'?

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Hi my name is Ryan McKeighan a.k.a. b0N3z

Favorite OS: Linux Mint, Debian, OSX
Favorite console: I dont own any
Nationality: Irish, American
Accent: Shitty English
Sex: Male
Race: White America
Height: 6'
Build: Like dynamite, small with a big punch
Favorite band: Pusifer, Tool, A Perfect Circle (if you can figure that out, good job)
Favorite movie: To many Top Gun was my first.
Favorite TV Show: Naked Dating
Favorite actor: Jack Nicholson
Favorite Pinup: Do these even exist anymore with porn.
Favorite Comedian: Kat Williams
Other hobbies: Skateboarding, Hiking, Shooting, Pretending I can Fly
Car: Cop Cruiser
Occupation: Welder, or as I refer to it as a "Molten Metal Engineer"

Other: Im to goofy for society to ever understand and that gets me in trouble a lot, Keep Calm Ride a Unicorn!

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Hi my name is Peter Nordman ( Lolly)

Favorite OS: Windows
Favorite console: I dont own any
Favorite games: old school games like fallout 2, Heroes 3
Car: VW
Occupation: "Civil Engineer"

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Hi Guys! I am Mark. I am store manager by profession.

Hobbies: traveling, watching movies, listening music, Reading

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Hello my name is D, Aka chrisonline909

Current Os : Kali Rolling 2016

Mobile - Oneplus One Cyanogen 13.0 Nethunter
Favorite console : Original Softmod Xbox
Favorite Movie : Operation Takedown
hobbies: No-Till, Quadcopters, hak5, reading forums, learning linux
Occupation: Farmer

Company link : https://www.youtube.com/user/oronarosas/videos

Location : Oregon

whats up everyone! ive been mainly just a reader to this forum because i dont know much yet but im teaching myself as i go

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I am just a guy who used to have time for this kind of stuff I am learning how to make time. I play with linux, cisco devices, rollout computers at work, and do other IT related stuff. Play the guitar and go fishing. For fishing I need an ROV to see why I am not catching any. Used to drink beer wine jack dont have time.

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Hi, my name is Bradley. You can call me tallship and yes, I spell that with a lower case 'T', and no, I'm not a sub, I'm a Dom.

I'm pleased to make everyone's acquaintance here.

I've attached photos of me to this post, and also, one of my buddy Linus - who also provides some great quotables if you ask me... Like "...they are smoking crack", in reference to SCO and used roughly the same way towards others.

I like Cheezburgerz. I hate cats, but they seem to like me, and a few have even forced me to let them adopt me.

I love dogs. I hate SPAMmerzzz and to them I say, "Go directly to RBLzzzz - do not can haz pass go, do not can haz collect 200 Cheezburgerz. Poo!"

I've been doing shit with Linux since 1992, before that I used DOS with Artisoft's server.exe (not ailanbio) and Desqview/X (I got really creative searching for UNIX-like operability on IBM compatible PCs, BSD 4.2, MVS, CP/M, and a few other Mainframe thingies... can't remember all that stuff really. There was a time when I could hold a punch card that had been torn in half by a card reader up to the light and read it off like a book to a keypunch operator so that I could finish loading my programs.... Been doin' this thang since I was 15 years old - like many of you.

The difference is, in many cases, that it was much longer ago when I was 15 than when you were 15 ;) - maybe not, but that is the case more often than not nowadays for me.

One of the most endearing things that anyone ever said to me was:

"Now Bradley, don't you ever forget... we put two men on the moon with 8K of memory."

And I never have forgotten that. prolly coz I saw the live coverage of those two guys landing on the moon when I was seven or eight years old, with the voice of Walter Cronkite in the background, detailing every single second of the event.

Who's Walter Cronkite? Well, if you don't know that, it's not important - but you should remember that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were the first two men on the moon, and also, never forget that we put them there with only 8K of RAM - Okay?

Well I really don't know where everyone is getting the boilerplated template to post... but I'll cut and paste and here goes, maybe adding a few fields, maybe deleting some, who knows?

Favourite game: I don't play fricken' games. I shoot real firearms with real ammunition at real things.

Favourite OS: Slackware, duh!

Favourite console: VT52 - http://www.vt100.net/docs/vt52-mm/and http://www.vt100.net/docs/vt52-mm/figure1-1.html

Favorite SuperHero: Thor... or Conan the Barbarian. Or Chuck Norris.

Favorite Idol: Baal.... no, wait... that's a graven image. Hang on, um.... Marie Curie, Teddy Roosevelt, and, not that TV show!

Favorite quote: For it was enough, not to eat, what you did not like. But he who reflects on another man's want of breeding shows he wants it, as much, himself - Gaius Julius Caesar

Second Favorite Quote: "Ask Bill why the string in [MS-DOS] function 9 is terminated by a dollar sign. Ask him, because he can't answer. Only I know that." - Dr. Gary Kildall.

Third favorite Quote: "Guys, this is not a dick-sucking contest" - Linus Torvalds http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/02/linus-torvalds-i-will-not-change-linux-to-deep-throat-microsoft/

I have been quoted saying: "You can do it right, or you can do it twice". And, "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."

Favorite photo: https://picasaweb.google.com/115207733802891951512/JapanLinuxSymposium#5395358413061926434

Nationality: Do you mean lineage? If so, then.... English (Limey), Irish (Mick), French (Frog), German (Kraut), and Cherokee (Injun). There's supposedly some Norwegian and/or Scandinavian too, or something (I don't know any derogatory/defamatory slang for those groups so please do let me know if you do, as I would like to use them to describe myself more fully to the bigoted people of this world too). Add to that some Pollock where my daughter is concerned, coz her baby mama was Polish.

Citizenship: US

Ethnicity: Native American Indian

Accent: Huh? I'm from Southern California - we don't have accents lolz.

Sex: Male

Age: Of enlightenment, I think. Or, Old enough to sleep alone, and dumb enough to do it!

Race: Human

Build: Linux hammer 4.4.0 #1 SMP Mon Jan 11 22:25:06 CST 2016 x86_64 AMD Opteron Processor 6128 AuthenticAMD GNU/Linux

Favourite band: Bowie

Favourite book: Dana's "Two Years Before the Mast", or perhaps, Melville's "Typee - A Peep at Polynesian Life".

Favourite author: Dana, Richard Henry.

Favourite movie: Silent Running

Favourite director: Preston Sturges - or maybe Tim Burton, who was heavily influenced by Sturges.

Favourite TV Show: The Americans

Favourite actor: Steve McQueen

Favourite actress: Leslie Ann Warren, or Madeline Stowe
Favourite Pinup: Any scrawny, suicide girl looking, heavily tattoed and pierced girl in full pr0n spread.

Favourite Comedian: Sam Kinison

Other hobbies: SCUBA, Sailing, tinkering, chillin', camping, long drives, anything at the beach, being a foodie, clubbing.

Car: Jeep CJ-7, 4x4 Chevy 1500 Truck, 67 Camaro, 4x4 Ford Ranger Pickup, 85 Camaro

Occupation: Systems Administrator / Network Engineer / Cloud Architect

One day, many ice ages from now, archeologists will unearth this data and scratching their heads, will say to themselves, "And these are the monkeys we are descended from.... how kewl is that?"




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My name is Colonel

Favourite game: None

Favourite OS: Arch

Favourite console: None

Nationality: Land of the Free, Home of the Me

Race: Potato Salad w/ a little Mustard

Height: I thought I'd be taller.

Build: 2.0beta

Favourite band: Listener

Favourite book: Ultramarathon Man: Confessions of an All-Night Runner

Favourite author: Rush Limbaugh

Favourite movie: The Thing (1982)

Favourite director: Mel Brooks

Favourite TV Show: STNG

Favourite Comedian: Myself

Car: Ducati Diavel

Occupation: Research

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My name is Chris

Favourite game: Currently- The Division

Favourite OS: Windows/Linux

Favourite console: PC

Nationality: US

Accent: I hear Californians have an accent... So Cali

Sex: Male

Age: 25-30

Race: Hawaiian / Filipino 

Height: 5'8"

Status: Married

Build: Fit

Favourite band: None, too many

Favourite book: Inferno -  Dan Brown

Favourite author: David Baldacci

Favourite movie: N/A

Favourite director: N/A

Favourite TV Show: GoT

Favourite actor: Chris Farley

Favourite actress: Natalie Portman

Favourite Pinup: N/A

Favourite Comedian: Tom Segura right now

Other hobbies: Balisong, Repairing/modifying/go-fast my cars, going to the track

Car: 2008 BMW 335i (turbos starting to rattle so thinking of going used GTR) 

Occupation: Executive Protection 


Looking to change my occupation to pentester. Going to school and learning on my own currently. Been doing Executive Protection for too long. Tired of wearing a gun on my hip and protecting some rich guy/celeb. 

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Hi all

I currently have a few month checking this forum, but now i sign up.


I get in this forums, in the search for revenge with a DOS attack to wifi.


Mi Favorite book is Atlas Shrugged, from Ayn Rand.

Also, enjoy a game call Ingress

I consider myself as a gray hat.. i enjoy reinforce the security, but also, enjoy wrecking with all needed.

Currently deploying a server for pyme.

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Name: dude5870

Gender: Male

Favorite Game: Pokemon Blue

Favorite OS: Dapper Drake

Goal in Life To raise my right hand on January 20 of a year fallowing an election and take the oath of office as president of the United States

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