httpsghost Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 There was a young enthusiastic maker. They had ordered their first Pineapple Tetra after quickly getting bored with their Nano. "How exciting!" - They thought. They had ordered the super cool item to their office just in case someone were to steal it in the land of Oak. A large package arrived. It seemed a bit heavy for a Tetra, but what would They know. The email confirmation solidified the fact that it must be the Tetra! They thought quickly about how to rig this box for the bike ride home. Wouldn't want to open it in the office since we need it together for safe transport! The box was awkwardly transported for 1.7mi via bicycle through the dark soot covered trees of the Oak Land. Finally. They made it! Glad that's over. Now to open this thing! Opens box frantically and pulls out the paper packing material. Oh, um... what .. the ...f...is this? None other than a Replica PT- 99 pistol BB Gun! Good thing they didn't open this in the office!? How? Why? This mystery is one for the ages. Perhaps the true cost of discreet shipping. It is believed by many circles that the design of the Tetra recently changed to be super covert, but also now is just a BB gun pistol. Is it just as useful at cracking networks? Surely it must be, but what would They know. ~gh0st Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-ee Jones Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) 20 hours ago, httpsghost said: It is believed by many circles that the design of the Tetra recently changed to be super covert, but also now is just a BB gun pistol. I think, and I believe many would agree, that a BB gun pistol is slightly more noticeable than a small, black box. Slightly. 20 hours ago, httpsghost said: Is it just as useful at cracking networks? Surely it must be, but what would They know. Ehh, if you have enough bullets you could eventually put some holes in the router or some other devices. Someone else somewhere in the world just got a black box with antennas sticking out of it. Wonder what they'll do with it, thinking it should have been a BB gun pistol. "But they said it can do injection.." "No, Charlie, it does a different kind of injection" "But, look here see-" *prods hard with antenna* "OUCH Charlie!" Edited April 11, 2018 by Dave-ee Jones 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0phoi5 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Funny, I went to rob a bank a few days ago, but got arrested after security realised I was holding up some sort of router. Small world... This cell is comfy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-ee Jones Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 10 hours ago, haze1434 said: Funny, I went to rob a bank a few days ago, but got arrested after security realised I was holding up some sort of router. Small world... This cell is comfy. Holding up a black box to the light is understandable. ;) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbiz Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Sure you didnt order it from WISH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httpsghost Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 Lol, thanks y'all! !UPDATE I just want to add that of course the customer support was excellent from Hak5 and I've now got myself a real pineapple tetra ? ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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