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Night Before Christmas


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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the server,

The newbies were downloading warez with great fervor;

The torrents were hung by the pipes with great care,

In hopes that St. Darren would soon be there;

The TKAF were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of a surprise mini-episode danced in their heads;

When DarkSenay in his cap had just settled down for his nap,

When out on the IRC there arose such a clatter,

He sprung from his bed to see what was the matter;

Away to his monitor he flew like a flash,

He fired up XChat and cleared his cache;

When what to his wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature seeder and 8 tiny leachers;

With a uber-micro driver, so lively so artikulieren,

He knew in a moment it was St. Darren!

And he typed and he skyped and called them by name:

"Now Vako! Now Cooper! Now moonlit and Duelus!

On Mubix! On Sparda! On Alli and Wess!"

So so far they flew,

With a hard drive full of episodes and St. Darren too;

As DarkSenay drew his firewall and turned around,

Down the pipe St. Darren came with a bound;

He was dressed all in polyester, from his head to his cam,

And his clothes were covered in a thin film of spam;

He was sleepless and drunk, a healthy young elf,

And DarkSenay laughed when he saw him, in spite of himself;

A flash of his Treo and a twist of his head,

Soon gave DarkSenay to know he had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word and went right to his work,

And filled all the torrents and turned with a jerk;

And laying his fingers on his keypad,

DarkSenay's lights went out as if none he had;

St. Darren sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like a BF2 missle;

But DarkSenay's phone vibrated with a message from St. Darren who was out of sight:

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

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