omega_ion Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the server, The newbies were downloading warez with great fervor; The torrents were hung by the pipes with great care, In hopes that St. Darren would soon be there; The TKAF were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of a surprise mini-episode danced in their heads; When DarkSenay in his cap had just settled down for his nap, When out on the IRC there arose such a clatter, He sprung from his bed to see what was the matter; Away to his monitor he flew like a flash, He fired up XChat and cleared his cache; When what to his wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature seeder and 8 tiny leachers; With a uber-micro driver, so lively so artikulieren, He knew in a moment it was St. Darren! And he typed and he skyped and called them by name: "Now Vako! Now Cooper! Now moonlit and Duelus! On Mubix! On Sparda! On Alli and Wess!" So so far they flew, With a hard drive full of episodes and St. Darren too; As DarkSenay drew his firewall and turned around, Down the pipe St. Darren came with a bound; He was dressed all in polyester, from his head to his cam, And his clothes were covered in a thin film of spam; He was sleepless and drunk, a healthy young elf, And DarkSenay laughed when he saw him, in spite of himself; A flash of his Treo and a twist of his head, Soon gave DarkSenay to know he had nothing to dread; He spoke not a word and went right to his work, And filled all the torrents and turned with a jerk; And laying his fingers on his keypad, DarkSenay's lights went out as if none he had; St. Darren sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like a BF2 missle; But DarkSenay's phone vibrated with a message from St. Darren who was out of sight: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keiyentai Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 dude fucking awesome :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 kick ass! I love it, dude, you rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Toxie Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 That was great man! Merry Christmas and stuff to everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Awesome. :) Homepaged! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steaknuggetz Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 That was excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 If only I had a musical mind, I could probably comprehend the geniuses that is that song :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLSS Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 man u guys sure get some inspiration @ x-mas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snap326 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 A Nice jingle for the holidays.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobotChild Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matir Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Mad props. Wish I had some talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevronX Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Very nice lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadaender Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Quite impressive, I simply loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meretrix Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Quite a lovely carol :P *clap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSenay Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I didnt even know this existed until today, awesome. Good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullfrog838 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 great job, 2bad i didnt notice it till now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 what fricken page did you find this on? if its been more than a month since the last post dont say anything just let it die, esp. if its about a seasonal thing, ie time related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinmaRyuu Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Glad this got dug up since i never saw it before. Good stuff man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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