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5 hours ago, Rkiver said:

No, they love the C.

Correct. Best said with a wicked hard piratey accent 'NAYYY, It's the 'C'.'

 

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towels on his head. The bartender asks him what's up with the paper towels. The pirate mutters, ' Arg! I've got a bounty on me head'

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This is stupid and will get eyes rolling/groaning/people walking away. At a bar or a restaurant, find a get a straw and walk up a friend or whomever and with a faux curt attitude hand them/throw down the straw and say, 'THIS is the last straw!!' And walk away.

it helps if there arn't any other straws in the vicinity.

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On 8/13/2017 at 0:13 AM, Spoonish said:

This is stupid and will get eyes rolling/groaning/people walking away. At a bar or a restaurant, find a get a straw and walk up a friend or whomever and with a faux curt attitude hand them/throw down the straw and say, 'THIS is the last straw!!' And walk away.

it helps if there arn't any other straws in the vicinity.

My respect for your jokes went down a few notches (didn't actually think there were any beneath the one it was at anyway, but you know, there apparently was).

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20 hours ago, Dave-ee Jones said:

My respect for your jokes went down a few notches (didn't actually think there were any beneath the one it was at anyway, but you know, there apparently was).

We're experiencing a paradigm shift!!1

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