Forkish Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 What is a pirates favorite letter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_User Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Spoonish said: What is a pirates favorite letter? Arrrrrrrrrrrr! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rkiver Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 No, they love the C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_User Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Spoonish said: What is a pirates favorite letter? P. because it would be an R, but it’s missing a leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forkish Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 5 hours ago, Rkiver said: No, they love the C. Correct. Best said with a wicked hard piratey accent 'NAYYY, It's the 'C'.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forkish Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 A Pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towels on his head. The bartender asks him what's up with the paper towels. The pirate mutters, ' Arg! I've got a bounty on me head' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_User Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) Why are Pirates apple fans? Because they prefer "AyePhones" terrible I know :) Edited August 3, 2017 by Just_a_User Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forkish Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 What did the Mother buffalo say her calf when it left for buffalo school? BYE-SON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0see Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 What's the easiest way to better yourself? Apt-get upgrade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0phoi5 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 I always like this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forkish Posted July 5, 2017 Author Share Posted July 5, 2017 Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 (edited) One of my favourites, because my name is in Sally's list Edited July 11, 2017 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-ee Jones Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 That second one, @ɱax lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bashincajun Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 On 7/6/2017 at 7:57 PM, Dave-ee Jones said: That second one, @ɱax lol. that is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bashincajun Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 just wanted to keep this going What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m40295 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 On 03/07/2017 at 0:26 PM, r0see said: What's the easiest way to better yourself? Apt-get upgrade Apt upgrade :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-ee Jones Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 18 minutes ago, m40295 said: Apt upgrade :) Haw haw haw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forkish Posted August 12, 2017 Author Share Posted August 12, 2017 This is stupid and will get eyes rolling/groaning/people walking away. At a bar or a restaurant, find a get a straw and walk up a friend or whomever and with a faux curt attitude hand them/throw down the straw and say, 'THIS is the last straw!!' And walk away. it helps if there arn't any other straws in the vicinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-ee Jones Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 On 8/13/2017 at 0:13 AM, Spoonish said: This is stupid and will get eyes rolling/groaning/people walking away. At a bar or a restaurant, find a get a straw and walk up a friend or whomever and with a faux curt attitude hand them/throw down the straw and say, 'THIS is the last straw!!' And walk away. it helps if there arn't any other straws in the vicinity. My respect for your jokes went down a few notches (didn't actually think there were any beneath the one it was at anyway, but you know, there apparently was). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forkish Posted August 14, 2017 Author Share Posted August 14, 2017 20 hours ago, Dave-ee Jones said: My respect for your jokes went down a few notches (didn't actually think there were any beneath the one it was at anyway, but you know, there apparently was). We're experiencing a paradigm shift!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forkish Posted August 27, 2017 Author Share Posted August 27, 2017 A little late for the 21st but in before the next one: how does the moon get a haircut? it gets an little eclipse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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