Madkat Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I learned a vital lesson today... Computers are more useful than cheating girlfriends... Heres My Condensed Story: 12:00... Lunch time at school. While in line to get my 3 cheeseburgers, I hear "I Fucked Steve O'Malley, Happy!?".. That was my girlfriend yelling that.... And i come home to our nice little conversation: CareBear: Sorry Brad Cluff: Sorry Ain't gunna cut it CareBear: What Brad Cluff: I want my bear back, then I never want to talk to you again CareBear: Can we be friend plz Brad Cluff: NO CareBear: Why Brad Cluff: Do you have any idea how bad that hurt? CareBear: Yeah i was not thinking im sorry Brad Cluff: I want my bear back tomorrow CareBear: Came and did then and im sorry i was not thinking plz Brad Cluff: Too bad. I don't go around fucking other girls. CareBear: Sorry i was not thinking plz Brad Cluff: Nope, you fucked up majorly CareBear: Plz plz plz Brad Cluff: No no and No CareBear: You know i love ya Brad Cluff: Lets see.. you fucked Steve.. No you dont, I don't love you, and Frankly, i could give two shits about what happens CareBear: Sorry This is word from word from our yahoo conversation... I think you can get she has dyslexia... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 This doesn't exactly explain why geeks can't get girls, in fact, it seems you already had one but she just happened to cheat on you i've already gone through systematically breaking down female behaviour in order to find out why girls cheat and why geeks don't get girls. The truth is too barbaric for most guys to accept Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owine Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 that just means you suck at making a girl want you more than any other guy in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rFayjW98ciLoNQLDZmFRKD Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 This doesn't exactly explain why geeks can't get girls I hope to prove that wrong by Friday :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 This doesn't exactly explain why geeks can't get girls I hope to prove that wrong by Friday :-) what does that mean exactly? and i love the way he makes sure to get his beer back. The girl cheated on him and probably made him feel like a simp, but he's still going past her place to see her again in order to get his remaining stubbies. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0gic Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Three cheeseburgers? Damn dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madkat Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 Three cheeseburgers?Damn dude. Its just cheese and a hamburger, no lettuice, or anything else.. Quite plain and boring.. I'm only ~170 pounds.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rFayjW98ciLoNQLDZmFRKD Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 This doesn't exactly explain why geeks can't get girls I hope to prove that wrong by Friday :-) what does that mean exactly? Ever Hacker needs a hacket! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 you know what, i think god invented girls just to fuck with me i bet you $1million he's up there just taking the piss he leaves me as an intelligent sophisticated and capable human being, competent is basically every aspect of human endevour, except he also creates girls. Leaving me to have to for some stupid idiotic reason, be attracted to dumb, selfish, pathetic, superficial, idiotic creatures that aren't in any way interested in me i just realised, god is a sick fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalito Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Madkat Wrote: CareBear: You know i love yaBrad Cluff: Lets see.. you fucked Steve.. No you dont, I don't love you, and Frankly, i could give two shits about what happens You did the right thing dude, chicks that do that should be treated like crap then lit on fire. But thats just my feelings on the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Leaving me to have to for some stupid idiotic reason, be attracted to dumb, selfish, pathetic, superficial, idiotic creatures that aren't in any way interested in me Maybe instead of going with a girl based on what they look like you should go with someone that has a few braincells ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Maybe instead of going with a girl based on what they look like you should go with someone that has a few braincells ;) meh, the smart ones are still selfish, pathetic, superficial, idiotic creatures, just not also dumb dude, i've been in clubs and bars and wherever else. i've been talking to girls, smart girl, uni students, intelligent girls. There is nothing more fucked up than to watch them start making out with a dirty fat slimy grease ball who comes in there all cocky, rude and arrogant. and this stuff happens all of the time. This isn't just when i go to clubs and places like that either. Girls like idiots, bad boys, smart arses, everything i loath in a human being. Everything that is a reflection of bad integrity and an abesnce of character in a person. you find me a girl with character and integrity that is fun and interesting to be with and I’m all her's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rFayjW98ciLoNQLDZmFRKD Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Leaving me to have to for some stupid idiotic reason, be attracted to dumb, selfish, pathetic, superficial, idiotic creatures that aren't in any way interested in me Maybe instead of going with a girl based on what they look like you should go with someone that has a few braincells ;) Thats the path i am trying, much harder, but the reward is greater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Maybe instead of going with a girl based on what they look like you should go with someone that has a few braincells ;) meh, the smart ones are still selfish, pathetic, superficial, idiotic creatures, just not also dumb dude, i've been in clubs and bars and wherever else. i've been talking to girls, smart girl, uni students, intelligent girls. There is nothing more fucked up than to watch them start making out with a dirty fat slimy grease ball who comes in there all cocky, rude and arrogant. and this stuff happens all of the time. This isn't just when i go to clubs and places like that either. Girls like idiots, bad boys, smart arses, everything i loath in a human being. Everything that is a reflection of bad integrity and an abesnce of character in a person. Like i said look past the girls looks. You said you go to clubs and you see girls jumping all over the fat guys, well what do you expect the girls that go to clubs are shellow. you find me a girl with character and integrity that is fun and interesting to be with and I’m all her's I have found one like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omega_ion Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Maybe instead of going with a girl based on what they look like you should go with someone that has a few braincells ;) I have both, have I won the lottery? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0gic Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 There are those of us with an unfortunate affliction toward rationalism, and we are forever doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLSS Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 sounds like a dutch song .... title translates to "with women nothing but troubles" .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrison Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 You guys are a bunch of nancies. The reason geeks don't get girls is because they don't go talk to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 You guys are a bunch of nancies. The reason geeks don't get girls is because they don't go talk to them. True dat... There seem to be 2 types of geeks, those who are the stereotypical OMG GRRL ones, who will never get laid unless its a horrible accident involving alcohol, pity and a bootlegged copy of Leisure Suit Larry. And then there are the people who are fairly normal aside from the fact that there good with computers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degoba Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I learned a vital lesson today... Computers are more useful than cheating girlfriends... Heres My Condensed Story:12:00... Lunch time at school. While in line to get my 3 cheeseburgers, I hear "I Fucked Steve O'Malley, Happy!?".. That was my girlfriend yelling that.... And i come home to our nice little conversation: CareBear: Sorry Brad Cluff: Sorry Ain't gunna cut it CareBear: What Brad Cluff: I want my bear back, then I never want to talk to you again CareBear: Can we be friend plz Brad Cluff: NO CareBear: Why Brad Cluff: Do you have any idea how bad that hurt? CareBear: Yeah i was not thinking im sorry Brad Cluff: I want my bear back tomorrow CareBear: Came and did then and im sorry i was not thinking plz Brad Cluff: Too bad. I don't go around fucking other girls. CareBear: Sorry i was not thinking plz Brad Cluff: Nope, you fucked up majorly CareBear: Plz plz plz Brad Cluff: No no and No CareBear: You know i love ya Brad Cluff: Lets see.. you fucked Steve.. No you dont, I don't love you, and Frankly, i could give two shits about what happens CareBear: Sorry This is word from word from our yahoo conversation... I think you can get she has dyslexia... Wait he was in line at school waiting for cheeseburgers. A. Hes probably still in high school, and so what. B. Geeks can get girls. I have one. And you never explained why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsernameDisplaynameLame Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 ...who will never get laid unless its a horrible accident involving alcohol, pity and a bootlegged copy of Leisure Suit Larry... Screw getting laid! I'd rather play Leisure Suit Larry all night long :) We need to do the world a favour and stop reproducing. Companionship is fine, but that should be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rFayjW98ciLoNQLDZmFRKD Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 This doesn't exactly explain why geeks can't get girls I hope to prove that wrong by Friday :-) Okay, didn't work as planed :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Toxie Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 We need to do the world a favour and stop reproducing. If by "we" you mean you, then I have to agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 sex != reproducing not unless you want kids or something goes wrong... And on a side note, who in the hell would choose computer games over sex?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLSS Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 sex != reproducingnot unless you want kids or something goes wrong... And on a side note, who in the hell would choose computer games over sex?! why not have both ? on wrwlan the guy across of me had his girlfriend come by and give him a blowjob while he was playing.... she was a gamer aswell but seemed to have prefered teh joystick over the keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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