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The Italian who went to Britain

(must be read with an Italian accent)

One day ima gonna Britain to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wan two piss. She say go to the tollet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She teil me everyone wanna fock. I teil her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He teil me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better no shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.

The strangest thing I've ever read. :D :D

Imagine: Someone calls you and says that he wanna shit. :roll:

Does someone have more texts like this?

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err dude ... thats a song ....

(and he goes to malta ...

i'll link u a mp3

its called the pizzaman by cisco kid (belgian artist !)

all albums were however released in holland (somethin with the record deal)

Cisco Kid / artists ©

Real Name: Francis Van Mechelen


its one of the names they release they're international songs under.

in belgium itself they release songs under the name Dynamite

here's a list of wot albums they released under the name cisco kid :


here's wot they released under the name dynamite :


and no it isnt spelled correctly he asks for a sheet , (i telle hiem i wanna sheet)

here's a mp3 file so u can listen to the actual club mix ...


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