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You know you're a geek when... you have gone to all the Radio Shacks in your town and asked where the flux capacitors were.

You know you're a geek when... you have paid money to go to an internet cafe and code something in Java, just for the irony.

You know you're a geek when... you can say your IP address without hesitation, but must stop to think of your home phone number.

You know you're a geek when... you have written a term paper using nothing but alt+num keys.

You know you're a geek when... the last five phone calls you received were about a computer problem.

You know you're a geek when... you have ever had an "AMD or Intel" argument end in a fist fight.

You know you're a geek when... you have ever had an "ATI or Nvidia" argument end in a fist fight.

You know you're a geek when... your teacher's computer recieved a blue screen of death and you were immediately blamed.

You know you're a geek when... you have ever had more than 15 tabs open on Firefox.

You know you're a geek when... you visit the local arcade frequently to make sure you still have the high score on Pac-man.

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You know you're a noob when... you actively maintain a Myspace account.

You know you're a noob when... you think Limewire is the greatest program ever made since Windows XP.

You know you're a noob when... you only use your computer for Solitare.

You know you're a noob when... all of the appliances in your house are flashing 12:00.

You know you're a noob when... you brag about your coding skills after using an HTML editor on Myspace.

You know you're a noob when... you have ever made a forum post without using Google.

You know you're a noob when... you have managed to break an inventory computer at a Best Buy just by touching it.

You know you're a noob when... you brag about script kiddy behavior.

You know you're a noob when... you can type faster on a cell phone than on a real keyboard.

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You know you're a geek when... you have ever had an "AMD or Intel" argument end in a fist fight.

HAHA ... that happend between me and a friend out side a computer shop

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