Jester Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 You know you're a noob when you panic because your desktop icons refresh and you accuse the system admin of hacking into your computer.You know you're a noob when you have a screen resolution of 1024x768 and have 15 columns and 9 rows of icons that are overlapping by 3 times each column and you think theres is nothing wrong with it. You know you're a noob when you store important files in the recycle bin. When the admin comes around and empties the trash, you panic becasue the most important file of the year was "saved" in there. ROTFLMAO This is GREAT :P :P :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 You know you're a noob when you panic because your desktop icons refresh and you accuse the system admin of hacking into your computer.You know you're a noob when you have a screen resolution of 1024x768 and have 15 columns and 9 rows of icons that are overlapping by 3 times each column and you think theres is nothing wrong with it. You know you're a noob when you store important files in the recycle bin. When the admin comes around and empties the trash, you panic becasue the most important file of the year was "saved" in there. Sadly there are actually people out there like this :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 You know your a hacker when your girlfriend knows the difference between Linux and BSD.If this doesn't become a classic, I don't know what will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeGrijze Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Your ar a real hacker when you call your kids "Dot com"", "yahoo" or "Mozilla" and when your latest girlfrend a "Jpeg" is. Gerard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K1u Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 you think bill gates invented the personal computer (MIT's altar 8800) Don't forget that Charles Babbage invented the first computer (The computer is a British invention). Heres my rendition http://i10.tinypic.com/2zq67et.jpg Sorry bout the crap job on the picture lol it had to be done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 hahahaha, that's true, it didn't occur to me. She wrote the computers are gay and evil sign with a computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K1u Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Garda dood i say we get a rope, truck and lets have ourselves a good ol fashion fag drag with her!... no but seriously shes a dirty bitch and i hope shes burns in hell for eternity...i rly hope that she feels so much pain that i should stop talking now bcuz i have never hated any1 in my life like i hate that women with that sign i feel no compassion at all for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atari6502 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Um, I don't think she's a gay basher, I think she is gay. She has a gay flag,and is wearing a button that says "I agree with the SJC". The SJC ruled in favor of gay marriage in MA. It's just a dumb slogan and really confusing sign. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Bingo Atari6502, she's on a gay pride rally using the Steven Colbert argument style, IE taking your opponents arguments and going so far with them it highlights the stupidity of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dankiswess Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 And this is why Vako is the admin, he's a GENIUS! I would have never gotten that, cuz I'm dumb..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazmac24 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 ... when you say terabyte ... have multiple hdd's ... have an alienware desktop on you dell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 ... when you say terabyte... have multiple hdd's ... have an alienware desktop on you dell What is the prefix for all these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duelus Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 alienware wallpaper on your dell? I think thats more of a noob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKo Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ain't nothing wrong with a Dell, if you buy threw Small Business. Garda dood i say we get a rope, truck and lets have ourselves a good ol fashion fag drag with her!... no but seriously shes a dirty bitch and i hope shes burns in hell for eternity...i rly hope that she feels so much pain that i should stop talking now bcuz i have never hated any1 in my life like i hate that women with that sign i feel no compassion at all for her. I was gonna let your stupidity pass by like the bulk of internet static but after reading that... outrage you inflicted on the english language i had to respond in kind: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaveMan Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 vako, your soo spiteful... and thats why your soo funny :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazmac24 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 ... when you say terabyte... have multiple hdd's ... have an alienware desktop on you dell What is the prefix for all these? yeah, umm, what's the title of this thread again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I just asked becasue having a alienware background on your dell just makes you look like a noob, becasue then it looks like: "oh, you want an alienware... Why did you buy a Dell?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 "oh, you want an alienware... Why did you buy a Dell?" Dells are cheaper, generally look nicer and do the same thing? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 If you didn't fall for that, you are not a noob (but not a hacker ;)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Not to double post or any thing, but some of you (infact, probably all of you) wouldn't have seen the thing in my last post, twas a routing table miss configuration, thanks go to VaKo for pointing it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaveMan Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 CRAP! need... expensice... program... full of spyware... need it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadaender Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 CRAP! need... expensice... program... full of spyware...need it! If you're using IE, then you may as well tear out your hdd and start using it as a coaster. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaveMan Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 If you're using IE, then you may as well tear out your hdd and start using it as a coaster. :D lol, im not that stupid to still use IE :P i only ever used it once... to view one webpage and it was the best feeling ive ever had... i downloaded firefox :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 how about this: you know you are a hacker when you go a store just to try to guess how their network set up. you know you are a hacker when you start sniffing your hotels wifi before you even get you room key. you know you are a hacker when you a personal database of access points and at least 50 wep keys that you personally cracked. you now you are a hacker when you have too many computer to all power up at once with out tripping a breaker. you know you are a hacker when you have used over a 1000 differnt MACs on the same network card. you know you are a hacker when think it is cool to have a computer older than you are. you know you are a hacker if you bought a crappy car so you could afford a better computer set up you know you are a hacker when you have a 1TB NAS devoted entirely devoted to rainbow tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ABC Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 you have more wires than an itillan restruant dose spegatie you know the difference between IR and RF you think that saying "my mouse is male cos it has a ball" is funny you regurally get asked for help with puters you know what a cpu looks like you know the difference between memory and storage space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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