cooper Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 you think that saying "my mouse is male cos it has a ball" is funnyBWAHAHAHA! I never heard that one before, and it *IS* funny. :Dyou know the difference between memory and storage spaceI tried explaining that to my mom... "What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some woman you just can't reach." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metatron Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 You know you're a hacker when: You have photos/posters from Sun/IBM/Cray/SGI on your walls, instead of half naked women/sport teams. You know you're a hacker when: you have wet dreams about Cray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a5an0 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 You know you're a hacker when: you have wet dreams about Cray. damn straight! You might be a n00b if you throw your arms in the air and yell "the internet is down!" How many of you have heard this is an office/school/home and just wanted to shank that person in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renegadecanuck Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I guess MAC OS has the same problem... but you can't theme an OS based on the word "Macintosh", but windows actualy exsist, and so you could give it a naming convention based on that.You realize that Macintosh is a type of apple too, right? "Apple Macintosh" "macintosh apples"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Ye, but I'm talking about themeing the OS after it's name, not the companies name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brayn Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 You know your a noob when: you ask someone to "photoshop" some photo's with out giving any other spesifications. My brother gf actually said that and after 10 minutes of talking my bro still had no idea as to what she was trying to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spektormax Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 You know your a hacker when: you have a wet drem about c++. your computer is faster than your car. youd rather be on your computer than in your girlfriends bed you vomit when you here "microsoft" you have your own internet and it takes only 2 days to download your tubes have marios you have a "murder seniter steavens paypal donation account" you get the irony of the nam e"Hak5" your ISP doesn't understad why your IP canges ever 3 minutes you have stayed up to wait for a linux ISO to download insteaf of burning it in the morning. Your router has a heat sink (Ill post picks later) you have a vmware with 3 or more OSes you know what USB stands for. you've broken your foot but didn't go to the hospital inorder to finish compiling (for me it was my index finger) while peopel are out on firdays your snugling with your wireless keyboard you murder skiddys you know the diffrence between 127.0.0.1 and 0.0.0.0 you bought a class C subnet just so you can change IPs you have more than 3 routers in searis just so people have 2 crack 3 WPA2 keys your WPA2 key is longer than your driveway your computer consums more power than your entire house. its 90F in your house becuase your AC is cooling your CPU you don't call your computer your CPU or you hard drive you dont mix up java and javascript you dont think javascirpt is a secure login checker even your spam coms in thru PGP you have more email addresses than credit cards your monitor rivals an IMAX its past 4AM in your time zone and your up reading hak5 forums you cry when you listen to code monkey because its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaveMan Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 i refuse to answer how many of them are me... but i dont know what USB stands for :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spektormax Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Ur Such a Butthead no seriously is Universal Serial Bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 i feel disturbed because so many of these are me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaveMan Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 ty max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ABC Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 you think that saying "my mouse is male cos it has a ball" is funnyBWAHAHAHA! I never heard that one before, and it *IS* funny. :Dyou know the difference between memory and storage spaceI tried explaining that to my mom... "What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some woman you just can't reach." so is your mouse male or female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jool Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 you think that saying "my mouse is male cos it has a ball" is funnyBWAHAHAHA! I never heard that one before, and it *IS* funny. :Dyou know the difference between memory and storage spaceI tried explaining that to my mom... "What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some woman you just can't reach." so is your mouse male or female? I just know my mouse is evil since it got a frickin laser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 so... uhhh... how many of you have printed this thread to use as a checklist? none? oh... uhh... me neither... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ABC Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 laser/optical mice are FEMALE, they have no ball >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 but they are evil cause they have lasers 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ABC Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 so star trek is evil because it has lasers? .. i think not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeGrijze Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 My mouse is a mail pervert trackball that just likes it when you touch its ball. Gerard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Speaking of perverts (oh what a poor joke this is), wheres that picture of you with your awsome mustash? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Star Trek was evil you saw the way they just stopped the BORG that was just totally wrong BORG Assimaliation would have been the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ABC Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Speaking of perverts (oh what a poor joke this is), wheres that picture of you with your awsome mustash? :D me? i don't have a mustash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I assume he was speaking of DeGrijze he was talking about perverts My mouse is a mail pervert trackball that just likes it when you touch its ball. Gerard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeGrijze Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 wheres that picture of you with your awsome mustash? :D Its back. Gerard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ABC Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 aye I was wondering there .... i look like this(warning!:1year-old out of date pic): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 It's a very stylish look, compleate balled ness, and then an extremly bush mustash ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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