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Windows Ruined Years Of My Life


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HAIKU

Windows, covered in dust

I try to open my Windows

but it takes too long

My Windows are very expensive

Can't open my Windows OS

Oh, look, I need to reformat

MSDOS is not Debian based

Although a Commadore was my first taste

It seems the blue screen ruined my eyes

MSDOS, I knew you, and little has changed

Now I have to learn Linux, and it is a pain

A little haiku and a F U to MS for charging me SOOO much for so little

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That isn't haiku.

Here's some proper haiku:

Windows 8 is like

Windows ME two point oh

Redmond, time stands still

or

Kindergarten days

Colored blocks for little kids

Windows 8 Metro

or

Aggravation fee

Gouge me for the same old shit

Gates is filthy rich

:P

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lol... I don't do poetry... No, apparently I was not concise.

I LOVE LINUX and am mad I've spent 1,000s of dollars on bullshit software that is available open source...

Bill Gates = I'M RICH, BITCH!

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That isn't haiku.

Here's some proper haiku:

Windows 8 is like

Windows ME two point oh

Redmond, time stands still

or

Kindergarten days

Colored blocks for little kids

Windows 8 Metro

or

Aggravation fee

Gouge me for the same old shit

Gates is filthy rich

:P

Sorry, you're wrong. This is Haiku: http://www.haiku-os.org/

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