Darren Kitchen Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Ok, as you are probably aware my little accident with the sheet metal has cost us some very needed time in the production department. We leave for Toronto on Wednesday so the show needs to be done and set to render on Tuesday night. We lost a day of production and have no way to make it up. So I'm calling on the community to help with a fun part of the episode. We need some voice acting for a house ad. Specifically the tshirt ad. The script is: "9 out of 10 evil servers recommend hak5 trust your technolust tshirts. get yours today before they get you! (in soviet russia)"<fast talk> "tshirts available in small through 3 XL, some assembly required, portable moon base not included, jinx dot com and its partners are not affiliated with evil server. [pause] they have servers, they're just not evil. [pause] yet" </fast talk> The above should be about 20-30 seconds. we need an mp3 of wav sent to darren@hak5.org. The best sounding one wins the spot in the episode, your name in the credits, and we'll send you out an autographed postcard of the cast. Deadline is Tuesday by 5:00 pm EDT (-5 gmt). bonus points for creative modifications to the script, and of course awesome accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staulkor Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 How can we have an autograph when Ds hand is broken! :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusFreak84 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Sign lefty? :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 ive got a stock pile of pre autographed photos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 lol *cough* loser *cough* :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rFayjW98ciLoNQLDZmFRKD Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 some assembly required Do you have to add the graphic yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 that and stitch the peices together, The instructions say to just put the shirt in the microwave/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadaender Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I would do it if I had my audio recording equipment here at school. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I emailed my poor atempt at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetron Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I did my version I could do another one. Where i'm speaking bogan Term bogan means in Australia is to describe a lower class Australian citzien. Whom only wears thongs and tracksuit, Either drives a holden/ford. Likes getting drunk and likes music from Jimmy barnies Bogan is similar to american southern rednecks My script would be like that "Hey how you <beep>going. My mate 'dazza' from hak5 while we met up the other night for few drinks at the local RSL yeaaah ,""He told me that bloody uhmm 10 of 9 evilservers recommended hak5 trust your technolust tshirts " "I told him uhmm" "WTF an evilserver mate.... Does it play solitare or minesweeper" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anyedie Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 ive got a stock pile of pre autographed photos lets be honest... i think we all do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 ive got a stock pile of pre autographed photos lets be honest... i think we all do i guess i should clearify before you start thinking that we're freaks. ive got 4 autographed photos from when we sent some out to VaKo and Melodic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Seems to me like something that would feel _really_ awkward to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickarse Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 damn... it's 3:32 and I don't get home till 4:15... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 You should have recieved my mediocre attempt (from me and someone called Jason Mattina) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Toxie Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Anyone know if this is taken care of? I'd like to send one if it isn't too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Just send it up. Worst case they'll know if it's something viable for a future one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famicoman Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 It is finished, as I believe Darren it on his way to Canada now. You'll find out who got the part in 2x02 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 It's taken care of. Thanks to everyone who sent in. Picking the one to use was *really* though. Ok, off to Canada in a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoyBoy Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 oh come on, spoil it!!!!! :? erm, nvm. The suprise is worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocold Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Ah I get sick and don't get on the forums for a couple of days and I miss out on this. Boo viruses and there ability to kill my IPTV career. I guess I don't have a good Russian accent anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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