djoek Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 mine's 76 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulcod Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 mine's 76 I'm 15 years old ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emilml Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Your dad is 9 years older than my dad and mom, and im 15, and they are the oldest parents in my class :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickarse Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 My friends dad is like 82... My friend is only 24... lol... His mom's like 50... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulcod Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 My friends dad is like 82... My friend is only 24... lol... His mom's like 50... lol 82-24=58 :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickarse Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Yeah and he got a 26yr old to boot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingwray Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Don't give her a harddrive, Knoppix in the DVD drive permently, a USB Thumb Drive to store documents on. Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tHM Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Tell her to get an etch-a-sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysathre Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Tell her to treat her password like a toothbrush. Don't let anyone else use it, and get a new one every 6 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famicoman Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 For the record, I have no grandparents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 For the record, I have no grandparents. Then who gave birth to your parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tHM Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Famicoman was born out of the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 Famicoman was born out of the internet. Dude seriously I was just watching Ghost in the Shell the other night. Hell yeah, Famicoman's a sentient cyborg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famicoman Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Damn! How did you find out...I mean, no I'm not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rFayjW98ciLoNQLDZmFRKD Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Famicoman was born out of the internet. Neo!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabath Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Tape up her cd/dvd drives with ductape, fill all usb ports with superglue ditto for rj45 ports and finally disable the aerials on her wireless router...............oh and as a consequence of all this Grandma will have more time to bake you your favourite pies,cakes and cookies....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyrancher82 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Tell her to put the TV remote down, it's not a computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlit Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Tape up her cd/dvd drives with ductape, fill all usb ports with superglue ditto for rj45 ports and finally disable the aerials on her wireless router...............oh and as a consequence of all this Grandma will have more time to bake you your favourite pies,cakes and cookies....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :) But how is she gonna download Ctrl+Alt+Chicken for ideas and use Google for all those recipes she always claimed were 'a family secret'? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunytunz42 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 I would tell her what she always told me, Never trust a stranger, always look where you are going, nothing in life is truly free, and if it is too good to be true, it probably is. translated for you ubergeeks who no longer speak anything other than computers, if the email isn't from someone you know delete it, know the websites you are going to not whitehouse.com unless you want to see a recreation of the monica incidents, all of the popups promising free ipod, xbox flowers etc... are not going to give you anything, and if the car of your dreams is selling on ebay for 200 dollars it is a nightmare not a dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrihD Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Simply just say her that a computer is a red pill that helps sleeping. i saw ppl with two or more replies, so, i've a very good advice, it worked good for my little brother, why not for grannies : "hey old-timer ! trust your technolust" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadaender Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 "Don't Click on the Blue E, Click on the Globe with the Cute Kitty" Is it really that cute? And I'm pretty sure it's a Fox, hence Firefox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anyedie Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 i'd set my grandmaw up on a windows 95 machine and telll her that the internet is really hell and to 'log on' means you have fire blown into your bowls. ps. since more than 90% of my posts tend to be completly usless i vote that my post count be continually fixed at -1 :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rFayjW98ciLoNQLDZmFRKD Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 ps. since more than 90% of my posts tend to be completly usless i vote that my post count be continually fixed at -1 :) That would cause a buffer overflow! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Did you send your code to his code and make some shit happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djoek Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 "Don't Click on the Blue E, Click on the Globe with the Cute Kitty" Is it really that cute? And I'm pretty sure it's a Fox, hence Firefox. Granny doesn't see too well, and in the war, foxes would steal food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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